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- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -0/+27Wow, this twisted my mind's tongue. Good work, especially since it was written in an hour.
- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -5/+31Mr.BabyMan is my American lardo cousin... I am the good one
- joepeg, on 12/03/2008, -1/+16"Unfortunately, the internet being what it is, some scoundrel whose editing skills exceeded his or her ethical standards edited the poem, reduced it by half, removed my name, and recirculated it under the title "If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer", attributed to the ever prolific "Anonymous.""
So for good measure, OP uses the title "If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer." Touché. - coachmcguirk, on 12/03/2008, -0/+14Resubmit this story...
- MeatBallsack, on 12/01/2008, -4/+14if he had actually know how to use a computer...
he would have watched an hours worth of porn instead - houndeyex, on 12/03/2008, -0/+10One *****, two *****,
Red *****, blue *****? - arkaycee, on 12/03/2008, -1/+10***** and ***** all wet and slick,
Penetration by a dick,
And some ho's tongue
Goes flick flick flick. - TheDeepFriar, on 12/01/2008, -1/+9hmm......If Dr. Suess were a porn director........
- clintmaher, on 04/21/2009, -0/+8Could someone get me something to untie my tongue with. Great work!!
- Czechxican, on 12/03/2008, -5/+12If an article is funny on digg,
then the number starts to get real big
and if the article is Mr. Baby Man
Some will cry out that it's spam
Others will simply post lol
For them is reserved a spot in hell
Others simply love cracked
and others pics to which they've fapped
A bacon article will reach the top
and a ***** web comic never fails to stop
making its way onto the front page
even as it sends some in apoplectic rage
So now my friends, the story is told
And who do we have to thanks
An intrepid man, not worthy of prose
The original digger Kevin Rose! - KibblesnBitts, on 12/03/2008, -1/+7This poem was written in 1994....people born in that year are now in high school
that's scary - SEN5241, on 12/03/2008, -2/+8If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort
then the socket packet pocket
has an error to report!
***
(reminds me of...)
Say it now and and say it loud,
I'm a cow and I am proud
That's just very fun to say out loud while your wife laughs. - SushiCW, on 12/03/2008, -0/+5Nice try, but it needs meter as well as rhyme to be any good.
- Czaja, on 12/03/2008, -1/+4Would you like some green eggs and ...
- angesbiz, on 12/02/2008, -1/+4that was amazing! I love Dr.Seuss
- EddietheHated, on 12/03/2008, -0/+3A disk! A disky disk!
- Fleagleman, on 12/03/2008, -0/+3Ah, this webpage brings back memories. Good ol' mid-90's web design.
- arkaycee, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2Incredible poem. It's great to read the original version.
- AmyVernon, on 12/01/2008, -0/+2I practically have that one memorized; my son went through a Green Eggs and Ham phase.
- diggdatt, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2How did this make front page?
- i23Photography, on 02/12/2009, -0/+2Jackass is one word you jackass...
- MeatBallsack, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2hey is that the point over there?
nah nevermind. you missed it - EddietheHated, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2Not to mention, it mentions Kevin Rose...
I think he's still cradling the last remnants of Pownce to sleep. - inactive, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2In other words, eat ***** MrBabyMan
- aforsberg, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2Buried for taking up three ***** pages.
- linuxdaemon, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2"Fox in Socks" is my favorite Seuss story to read to my 3 year old...here is the "animated" version of the Dr. Seuss story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03lbwesCTB0 - iignotus, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2I wrote stuff like this when I was 10. Wow. Frontpage-worthy I guess.
- birdadderley, on 12/01/2008, -1/+2I'm mesmerized by the repeating bg image
- HastyNameChoice, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1Nice poem, but the colour scheme on that page gave me a small seizure.
- EddietheHated, on 12/03/2008, -2/+3Thank you for choosing Digg.com for your news aggregation needs.
MrBabyMan has now exhausted every possible submission on the internet as we know it today.
He has started over, and will be submitting every webpage ever present on the internet, by date. - insomniasystems, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1its color, you bloody british jack ass...
J.K.!! - SteveSgt, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1I was about to bury this as a dupe, as I have been emailed various anonymous versions of this poem so many times. But I dugg finding out where it actually came from.
- Zaxcomp, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1However, "just kidding" is two.
- ScottWhigham, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1Mine too. Was surprised that more Diggers don't have kids and knew the rhyme already.
- diggwebq, on 03/17/2009, -0/+0"Unfortunately, the internet being what it is, some scoundrel whose editing skills exceeded his or her ethical standards edited the poem, reduced it by half, removed my name, and recirculated it under the title "If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer", attributed to the ever prolific "Anonymous.""
http://www.zestrx.com/product/viagra-super-active. ... - RhymeOrReason, on 12/03/2008, -0/+0If he were an Erotic Fiction Writer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Lady_Godiva ... - danc4498, on 12/03/2008, -1/+1lol
- DoktorRob, on 12/03/2008, -0/+0Dugg for being a link to the original with the author's story. This is the first time I've read it in its entirety.
- brendaburns, on 02/21/2009, -0/+0Interesting story. Very well written I must say.
Frank
http://ezinearticles.com/?What-Are-the-Symptoms-of ... - verysmartncool, on 12/11/2008, -0/+0Tick Tock Tick Tock....
Click on the Digg block - fluidfoundation, on 12/02/2008, -2/+1I wonder where my disk did go...
Ohhhhh! - RedShoulder, on 12/03/2008, -3/+1@MeatBallsack
Porn wasn't easy to get via computer back in 1994....
Dial-up BBS's were slow and the Internet was an infant. - inactive, on 12/01/2008, -14/+1Life was so easy back then......
I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am!
Than Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!
Do you like
green eggs and ham?
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
green eggs and ham?
I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not,
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
green eggs
and ham!
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!
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