What is Digg?103 Comments
- Archaic1, on 09/02/2008, -0/+56Tomorrow: "How To Create Your Own Phishing Site In Less Than 10 Minutes"
- yyymilitia, on 09/02/2008, -2/+39Can I get a bury bot so I don't have to look at all the ***** Sarah Palin stories?
- NuWeb, on 09/01/2008, -1/+37:) Time to code Digg Bot.
Hmm. Wonder if I can get it to Notify me of upcoming story headlines. - gaoshan, on 09/02/2008, -0/+22Oh yeah? Well, well... I wrote one in Fortran using punch cards when I was, uhm, 12. And it was incredibly difficult (as IM didn't exist yet) and boring to do but I did it anyway and I enjoyed it! Kids these days.
- humanerror, on 09/02/2008, -0/+21While you're at it could you please program it to take care of the huffingtonpost "stories" as well? Thanks.
- dorkrock13, on 09/02/2008, -1/+22im gonna name mine "smarterchild"
seems pretty original to me - vegx, on 09/02/2008, -1/+20This is more like "copy my IM bot" than "write your own IM bot"
- JammoBlammo, on 09/02/2008, -0/+16Five minutes in programmer time, or five minutes in real time?
- cdtoad, on 09/02/2008, -0/+14Great... so i expect 1000 fold increase in "Hey CDTOAD fus87u22r?"
- yourgiftsfree, on 09/02/2008, -1/+15Yeah, cause I can learn PHP is less than 5 minutes..
- ToKnow, on 09/02/2008, -1/+14"Oh no! I don't know how to make the bot distinguish between legit sentences and a crapload of meaningless text!"
Everybody stand back, I know regular expressions! - dacheetah, on 09/02/2008, -0/+12You fail at Rick Rolling.
Correct URL - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU - TnTBass, on 09/02/2008, -0/+12I love MSN Bots:
Bot: Hi
Me: Hi
Bot: hey, A/S/L?:)
Me: 95/H/ALL
Me: you?
Bot: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo ***** horny today for some reason lol
Me: Sorry, can't help you there
Bot: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Me: So I'm pretty sure I'm talking to an MSN bot right now
Bot: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
Me: you can always put up naked pics as your mini profile pic
Bot: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/jane2hot fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
Me: no cause you aren't human, and don't have a soul
Bot: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
Me: Sure, I'm posting it to the internet right now
Bot: OH *****.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Me: you're inhuman, you have no soul, and I'm not easily lured by retarted people using MSN bots promising naked girls
Bot: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/jane2hot
Me: Your web page virus will not get me - mynameistux, on 09/02/2008, -1/+10no, dude, i aint gay
- MtheoryX, on 09/02/2008, -0/+9Someone already made that bot...they called it Mr BabyMan.
- eldridgea, on 09/02/2008, -0/+9BNF? I had to edit the inodes by hand. With magnets
- L4WL3RS34L, on 09/02/2008, -0/+8Can I get it to do anything else? If you know what I mean....
- MacBookForMe, on 09/01/2008, -3/+11Wow, that guy really knows to explain it in a cool way with an example!
- iamansp2008, on 09/01/2008, -1/+8just use the new plugin for firefox.
- brandonelliott, on 09/02/2008, -0/+75 minutes my ass.
- johndavidjack, on 09/02/2008, -0/+7That bitch never wants to talk to me...
- jtbell04, on 09/02/2008, -0/+6And the ***** "OMG Funny Pic [PIC]" stories as well?
- rusty0101, on 09/02/2008, -0/+6they let you have magnets? I had to go mine the magnetite, and bond it to the drums in the correct sequence and spacing so that the read head could transfer it successfully to the cores. Shesh, kids these days...
- gooch3803, on 09/02/2008, -0/+5oh *****, they've become self aware.
- Mononuclear, on 09/02/2008, -0/+5you can create the account and cut and paste his example php in 5 minutes so that would be creating your own IM bot in 5 minutes.
- mynameistux, on 09/02/2008, -0/+5thats why the pig was invented
- Zantive, on 09/02/2008, -0/+5Parse error.
- inactive, on 09/02/2008, -1/+6I wrote a bot for irc a few years ago that does rss feeds, digg isnt in there but several other sites are, and it works well. Took about 5 minutes to code in perl.
- johndavidjack, on 09/02/2008, -0/+4I'd prefer Flying Phishing, but to each his own I guess...
- johndavidjack, on 09/02/2008, -0/+4"How to write your own IM bot" does not mean copy and paste code...
- Lockhart, on 09/02/2008, -0/+4how about "SmartererChild"
- veins, on 09/02/2008, -1/+5make bacon?
- quomen, on 09/02/2008, -1/+5You came.
- eKstreme, on 09/01/2008, -0/+4That's quite neat! Any way to do this without imified.com? That would be even neater.
- mikelieman, on 09/02/2008, -0/+4That's 5 minutes of Perl time.
- bullhead2007, on 09/02/2008, -1/+5Hello world.
- mynameistux, on 09/02/2008, -0/+4http://xkcd.com/378/
- energyblue, on 09/02/2008, -0/+3You are not the first to be mislead by a digg title.
- MrZaiko, on 09/02/2008, -0/+3Awesomo
- redrum781, on 09/02/2008, -0/+3You would be rolling in dough.
- ProphetPX, on 09/02/2008, -0/+3(i think what he means is, he wants a sexy Eliza cyber-sex chat bot ... lol)
- netdroid9, on 09/02/2008, -0/+3I've often wondered if you could make a bot that just followed duplicate articles or articles copied off of other sites (such as Reddit) and posted the highest rating comments on those pages; then after reaching a certain number of friends would start submitting popular articles scraped from Reddit (and maybe even articles from commonly dugg websites) to gain yet more popularity; until it reach maximum popularity and can be sold to commercial interests.
- godsdead, on 09/02/2008, -0/+3I thought this was going to explain how to create a bot, not use an api.
- clsslc, on 09/04/2008, -0/+2But I use Chrome now! :'-(
- Melancholiatic, on 09/02/2008, -0/+2Fortran? Get back to me when you do one in BNF.
- specialK16, on 09/02/2008, -1/+3Create several different email addresses, add contacts, spam them with links to your sites so you can make money from adds or trick them into buying your *****.
- bl4k3r, on 09/02/2008, -0/+2This is not about "How to Write Your own IM Bot", it's about "How to use IMified to execute custom PHP scripts".
- liljay2k, on 09/02/2008, -1/+3That's an oxymoron
- cowsgonemadd3, on 09/02/2008, -0/+2Or shout to your friends?
- t3rmv3locity, on 09/02/2008, -0/+2I'm writing a bot which will notify you of your friends submissions (on digg). I will reply with the address once it is live...
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