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- olik, on 11/08/2007, -3/+849There is no one in my life I can show this to without getting _that_ look. So sad.
- keegster, on 11/08/2007, -4/+362My mom emailed me this. Its funny because 1) my mom is a SQL dba and b) my mom sent me xkcd.
- naner, on 11/08/2007, -3/+335I'll bet the principal sent him 127.0.0.1
- timbo1138, on 10/16/2007, -4/+227Yeah, me too. Sigh.
I've seen SQL jokes before, but never laughed anywhere near as hard as I did at that. I love love love XKCD. Pure, nerdy genius. - bluepass, on 11/08/2007, -0/+212This is awesome!'); DROP TABLE Comments; --
- jordan314, on 11/13/2007, -1/+173I know me too...I laughed HARD at this...I love xkcd. I tried explaining 'sudo make me a sandwhich' to my friends but it was lost on them. They said "enough with your robot jokes!" :(
- markperia, on 11/08/2007, -1/+166I love your mom.
- arma, on 11/08/2007, -3/+128Woke me up today, xkcd makes my life colourful.
- meez, on 11/09/2007, -3/+115The last thing I want is "more friends that can apprecaite a good sql injection joke.".
- whisperedlie, on 10/18/2007, -7/+99Good lord... pure brilliance.
- howser2007, on 11/08/2007, -7/+95I heart xkcd.
- LaGStAr, on 10/20/2007, -16/+103It took me the whole comic strip to figure out she was talking on the phone, and not to the table.
- ghettodev, on 10/20/2007, -1/+79mysql> SELECT REPLACE('exploint', 'n', '');
+------------------------------+
| REPLACE('exploint', 'n', '') |
+------------------------------+
| exploit |
+------------------------------+
1 row in set (0.01 sec) - sunyata76, on 10/11/2007, -3/+68Hmm, I'm a girl who works as a tech writer for a web app security company, and I laughed out loud. Sexist much? Or did you not learn anything from http://xkcd.com/322/ ?
- rivalius13, on 11/08/2007, -6/+69Laughing at jokes like that is why we'll never get laid :(
- inactive, on 10/18/2007, -0/+63...or CPU Thermal Paste?
- rspeed, on 10/18/2007, -3/+64Speak for yourself.
- fnaqzna, on 10/15/2007, -3/+62I was going to digg your comment, but using the term "pwnage" is a deal breaker.
- Angostura, on 10/15/2007, -1/+60Why? He was clearly talking about the latest caffeine-based haemorrhoid medication.
- errornix, on 10/20/2007, -0/+57I believe you answered your own question with "it's funny".
- halfnormalform, on 10/15/2007, -2/+58I was once on the phone with a consultant who said "java back-end solution" and I started snorting uncontrollably.
- Sornos, on 10/20/2007, -3/+59Is she single?
- pxa270, on 10/18/2007, -4/+60First ever SQL injection exploint in a comic?
- halfnormalform, on 10/30/2007, -1/+53Sadly, I also work for a school district, in IT...and there are maybe 2 people that got it.
Getting this joke should be a job requirement. - Mimorox, on 10/18/2007, -3/+53127.0.0.1 = localhost, which is the server equivalent of home.
- knobtwiddler, on 11/08/2007, -10/+57i know ... i was cracking up. til i realized i have only 1 friend who would even understand this joke. and i deleted him from my IM right now :(
i'm adding both of you to my digg friends. i need more friends that can apprecaite a good sql injection joke. - woogley, on 10/25/2007, -3/+49no, the alt text is "Exploits of a Mom"
the title attribute is "Her Daughter's name is "Help I'm Stuck in a Driver's Licence Factory"
enlighten yourself with the actual image tag:
[img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png" title="Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory." alt="Exploits of a Mom" /] - sleepwalkers, on 10/18/2007, -2/+48So you have your girlfriend naked in bed, and... You choose to read XKCD?
You must really hate yourself. - chewbacca77, on 10/16/2007, -0/+45SELECT * FROM USERS WHERE userid = 'zadadka' AND JokeNotTakenFromThinkGeekShirt = 1
No results returned. - Brak710101, on 10/25/2007, -1/+46Yeah, so many people have lost their lives to SQL Queries. I can't believe people would joke about it...
- nochilinopity, on 10/18/2007, -0/+41Printed it out and posted it on our wall at work. It was appreciated by all of us on the data migration team.
- mhuggins, on 10/20/2007, -2/+43You, sir, must suck at comics.
- knobtwiddler, on 10/18/2007, -1/+41no way. girls love nerdy guys. you know why? cause we have jobs and we can fix their pwned windows boxes.
anyone who understands sql injection very likely has a good paying job. look on the bright side, maybe you can find some materialistic girl to spend your money and sex you every now and then, even if she thinks you're a big dork.
if you are one of the lucky guys who has a gf who actually likes you BECAUSE you are a nerd, and maybe is a nerd herself well congratulations. i'd like to have sex with your girlfriend. - chilekillr, on 10/20/2007, -2/+42If you have to explain it, it's not worth explaining.
- ralphc, on 10/20/2007, -0/+39If only something like that would fit on a vanity license plate, then I could stop worrying about cameras at red lights.
- sleepwalkers, on 10/15/2007, -1/+39@beatbox32: Believe it or not, a lot of nerds are not the fat, pasty white kids who live in their grandma's basement. Some of them have lives, take care of themselves, and have jobs where they can fix most anyone's computer problems (which, believe it or not, can help our chances with women).
We just happen to enjoy nerdy things like this during our spare time. - LotusWolf, on 10/14/2007, -1/+39Let this be a reminder...do it right the first time.
- EggSaladKing, on 10/18/2007, -3/+41I'm amazed someone managed a joke about SQL, since there is nothing funny about SQL.
And what are the odds we see this reused by about 10 other webcomics or school projects within the next 2 months? - MellerTime, on 10/15/2007, -1/+36If he's anything like my RDB teacher was, he won't get it...
- WarBiscuit, on 10/18/2007, -2/+37BS.
me and my girlfriend have read xkcd...
in bed...
naked.
it's the kinkiest way to read webcomics. - sunyata76, on 10/16/2007, -2/+37From digg.com/about:
"What is Digg?
Digg is a place for people to discover and share content from anywhere on the web."
End. Of. Discussion. - noseeme, on 10/18/2007, -2/+37I've just begun dipping my toes into the world of SQL, and I get this joke... I guess I'm doing something right. :D
- nonsapiens, on 10/20/2007, -2/+34It's highbrow geek humour.
Might I suggest www.garfield.com for something a little closer to your tastes? - muubam, on 10/20/2007, -0/+31Well, you at least backed up your comment there...
- kiiwii, on 10/20/2007, -1/+32Talk about a geeky argument! ;-) Although it's fitting considering it's about xkcd.
- krets, on 10/18/2007, -0/+30You're really considered to be a dumbass.
- MarkOfTheDead, on 10/11/2007, -2/+32Some of us are a Black Guyyyyy.
- judofyr, on 10/13/2007, -2/+32even though it's in black/white...
- SteelChicken, on 10/11/2007, -0/+29its like the old voice recognition software joke.
"guy in the back of the audience yells out FORMAT C:" - inactive, on 11/08/2007, -0/+29Or the principle sent him ~
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