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- mostie, on 06/01/2009, -0/+57I thought that we as a country had moved beyond this kind of discrimination
- novenator, on 06/01/2009, -2/+30Weeklyworldnews.com filed under news on digg.
I have to digg it up! - J353, on 06/02/2009, -0/+21While I may not agree with his brain-munching lifestyle, I'll defend to the death his right to live it.
- lilmissmcqueen, on 06/02/2009, -1/+13I don't blame them. The Undead have a habit of skimping on taxes. Plus Social Security usually excludes the "brain eating" occupation... These zombie jokes doing anything for ya?
- spookyttws, on 06/02/2009, -0/+10The Weekly World News actually has a website? I thought it was confined to those black and white tabloids. To me, this single publication's shift to the internet is the final nail in the coffin for print media.
- notyourbroom, on 06/02/2009, -1/+8They're coming to get you, Barbara!
- inactive, on 06/02/2009, -0/+6I think they should refund his paid social security in lump sum but deny additional payments in the future.
- AgeofMastery, on 06/02/2009, -2/+8Why not? WND ends up there all the time.
- Gravix, on 06/02/2009, -1/+6First I was confused... then I saw the URL. รด.o
- dowelly, on 06/02/2009, -0/+5The Human Torch was denied a bank loan
- davidw00t, on 06/02/2009, -0/+5Not zombies...
- kakwakas, on 06/02/2009, -0/+5WWN has been around longer than The Onion has.
- bmcnally, on 06/02/2009, -2/+5His right to eat ends at my right to an intact skull.
- inactive, on 06/02/2009, -0/+3This is a difficult question. I personally believe that the un-dead should not be eligible for Social Security. Further, if this guy hasn't paid into the S.S. system, he shouldn't take anything out. One another point, if he is working and not eligible for S.S. benefits, he shouldn't have to pay the S.S. tax either.
- zip000, on 06/02/2009, -0/+3You know, I always thought that Weekly World News was a sleazy tabloid exploiting gullible people, but this seems more like the Onion - intentionally ridiculous in order to be funny.
Have they changed? Or was I missing the humor all along? - robbob, on 06/02/2009, -0/+3Woody Harrelson as the lawyer
- geauxtig3rs, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2WWN has been off the shelf for several years. Their website is the last bastion of truth in this troubled world.
- MightyUpsetter, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2err...It was always like that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News - davidw00t, on 06/02/2009, -1/+3Now that's just rotten.
- D3koy, on 06/02/2009, -2/+4The Onion is buying new domain names?
- estebancortez, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2What a dick head. That is all. actually one more thing-he's got a son. What about trying to get a job so he can look after his son. Say's he's the living dead, well if he's living enough to claim benefits he's bloody well (pun intended) living enough to get a fekking job!
- inactive, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2I wonder if you can collect social security if you are brain dead.
- waspbr, on 06/02/2009, -1/+2that's prejudice. Zombies are ... were... people at some point in time too.
- shandromand, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1They're horny, Barbara... They've been dead for a long, long time...
- Barackalypse, on 06/02/2009, -2/+3Buried as inaccurate, Jacques never died so he can't be undead, therefore he is no more a zombie than Sotomayor is a Supreme Court Justice.
- KingGorilla, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1The undead have rights too!
- notpeterf, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1OMGWTFBBQ! Something new to protest!
- buddamus, on 06/02/2009, -1/+2Being dead isn't so bad, no rent and cheap heating bills
- bromac, on 06/02/2009, -1/+2Onion gets dugg all the time.
- undervalued, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1Maybe they can offer him a position on the "death panels"?
- JohnnySoftware, on 08/28/2009, -0/+1Dug for ironic humor.
- sinembarg0, on 06/03/2009, -0/+1And all of it is *****.
- sirchlight, on 06/03/2009, -0/+1ahhh the good 'ole IRS .. the one US government agency that's known for not messing around.
- Platysquirrel, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1Well he WAS, until he was disbarred for attacking his client, citing that he "Thought he is a zombie."
- stix213, on 06/02/2009, -1/+2Isn't eating our brains enough? Now they want to tap into my paycheck too?
- futzy99, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1I foresee a Plessy v. Ferguson-like case where the Supreme Court determines that zombies are not actually humans... a disgusting miscarriage of justice.
- SilkRose, on 07/25/2009, -0/+1Whether the government wants to accept it or not this is a condition brought on by his religion and lifestyle choice and should be respected.
- CenterWorld, on 09/21/2009, -0/+0This is a difficult question. I personally believe that the un-dead should not be eligible for Social Security
- pekinezer, on 06/02/2009, -2/+2Jesus was a zombie too, I wonder if they would have the guts to deny him the social security benefits.
- RAEP, on 06/02/2009, -1/+1well it does say news in the URL!
- nepidae, on 06/02/2009, -2/+2uh thats why you use a grenade. l2 l4d
- inactive, on 06/02/2009, -4/+3WTF??
- shinkou, on 06/02/2009, -3/+2Is it a new movie coming up soon?
- inactive, on 06/01/2009, -6/+2This made me want to play RE5.


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