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- purag66, on 05/13/2009, -1/+67The last sentence is the best: "I'm sorry, but I barely know this woman," Obama said during his testimony before the committee. "Apart from a few conversations we've had in the past eight years, I'd say she's a complete stranger."
- Justus09, on 04/10/2009, -0/+51We have to stop this kind of waste if we want to save America.
- mgraham80, on 04/10/2009, -1/+52Impeach Sasha Obama!
- inactive, on 04/10/2009, -4/+54I can't believe O' Reilly or Limbaugh haven't pick up this yet.
- PeanutCheeseBar, on 04/10/2009, -0/+43See? This just reinforces what the Republicans have been saying all year long, that Obama is just GIVING money to people who don't pay taxes.
- KibblesnBitts, on 04/10/2009, -1/+40At these galas, Ms. Obama would often entertain a number of her associates, including a so-called 'Mr. Fuzzles' and a 'Professor Peanut Butter.'"
Added Carlson, "We believe these were in fact code names for powerful Washington lobbyists."
That bitch - BlindingDawn, on 04/09/2009, -0/+31That juice box on the table did it for me.
- ChrisOrr, on 04/09/2009, -6/+26yes we can
- Jeepinator, on 04/10/2009, -3/+22Perfect Onion response to a great Onion article.
- inactive, on 04/10/2009, -3/+20The Onion belongs in Offbeat > Comedy.
Always - Pippers, on 04/10/2009, -8/+24THIS IS CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!!!
This is JUST LIKE BUSH!!
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss!!
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - stpaulmatt, on 04/10/2009, -0/+15"This is a girl who held lavish tea parties while banks across the country were failing," CFR spokesperson Linda Carlson said. "At these galas, Ms. Obama would often entertain a number of her associates, including a so-called 'Mr. Fuzzles' and a 'Professor Peanut Butter.'"
Added Carlson, "We believe these were in fact code names for powerful Washington lobbyists."
Everyone is too quick to get pissed at The Onion - how can you read the above text and not laugh at least a little? - charm803, on 04/10/2009, -1/+15I can't believe Coutler hasn't picked it up yet.
- TheCooler72, on 04/10/2009, -1/+15Holy *****, that's offensive.
- bubbameister33, on 04/10/2009, -2/+16*****!!! I knew it!!!
- elliotys, on 04/10/2009, -2/+16FASCISTS!!!!
- EarlOfLade, on 04/10/2009, -0/+13Let me be the first to say: "We need a bailout of Sasha!"
According to my calculations, she will at LEAST cost each taxpayer $0.000000013 and that is a considerable burden in these dire financial times! - Procure, on 04/10/2009, -1/+122nd grader with $136? BALLIN OUTTA CONTROL
- UtuOnYou, on 04/10/2009, -0/+11He's not poor. He's just OLD.
- Jsmuli2, on 04/10/2009, -0/+10dude, the Stooges were genius. Leave them out of it!
- DJDonkeypunch, on 04/10/2009, -0/+10Some of the best investigative reporting that I have seen from The Onion in quite some time.
- Jman5, on 04/10/2009, -0/+9Hah, that was funny. But what I find even more funny is that there are always people in the comments here who don't realize The Onion is a satirical newspaper. Those people must live in a very strange world.
- Mootabolife, on 04/10/2009, -0/+8You got turned on by a juice box? Welcome to digg
- PterionFracture, on 04/10/2009, -0/+8Barack, Michelle, Sasha, and Malia walk into a talent agent's office . . .
- seanstuart, on 04/10/2009, -1/+9That photoshop of her at the congressional hearing is hilarious, looking all perturbed.
- twiztidsinz, on 04/10/2009, -1/+8Those three guys make me laugh....
Like some demented Three Stooges. - inactive, on 04/10/2009, -0/+7Thanks for staying classy. People like you help us write stories for The Onion and The Daily Show.
- zenmechanic, on 04/10/2009, -0/+7I just woke up... I hope I'll be able to make sense of your post when I clear the cobwebs out....
....And, it's Locutus. - takamalak, on 04/10/2009, -1/+8$2.62 of change a week to be exact.
- haveaniceday91, on 04/10/2009, -1/+7To quote SNL: "Where is the OUTRAGE?!"
- Craig304958, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5After the first what broke? Her piggy bank? The real question is - who broke it? Hint: Republicans don't live there anymore. That pretty much leaves Obama or his deep-cover Muslim thugs. This CLEARLY needs further open, public investigation. I hope Bill O'Reilley and Rush Limbaugh are paying attention!
- NathanielJ, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5You missed the word "clean" in the butchered mess of ASCII art up there.
- arvvvs, on 04/10/2009, -3/+8Because I didn't see the Onion link, I thought, wow what have the Republicans done this time.
- egodbois, on 04/10/2009, -1/+6Magnificent. An artful combination of form, function, art and beauty.
- UtuOnYou, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5OOOOOOOH SNAP!
You're a hack. - blacksoul, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5Have you no, ehhhhh, personable accountafrility!?
- mcbreen47, on 04/10/2009, -1/+6 So when will Ken Starr get involved?
- jba68, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5wow, what a tangent to read on a Friday....
- slyzxx, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5because its the onion and you take things to seriously.
- inactive, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5protip: there are 12 months in a year, not 10.
- Destinyx3, on 04/10/2009, -1/+6Dugg for it being The Onion.
- Refridgeron, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5Buried for burying The Onion. And then leaving a comment, just to tell us you did so. That's just ridiculous and unnecessary.
- funkyloki, on 04/10/2009, -1/+5I was all set to be offended, and then the Aristocrats intro, I just laughed.
- gerrylazlo, on 04/10/2009, -0/+4Apparently not easy enough.
- Art3Zero, on 04/10/2009, -1/+5Wow I thought this article was serious which, baffled me like crazy. Then I said to myself this has to be from theonion and Ta-da, it was.
- shitton, on 04/10/2009, -7/+11I'm starting to hate these onion articles. Not because they aren't funny, or because there are so many. It's because reality is so f-ing warped that I see the headline before the source and think "oh no, what now?"
People going after Obama because he didn't report his daughters' allowances (or something to that effect)? I'd believe it. - sciencelovesyou, on 04/11/2009, -0/+4Maybe in your backwards system. I'm using metric months!
- rpelayo, on 04/10/2009, -2/+6Dugg down and blocked for being a douche.
- BossKey, on 04/10/2009, -1/+5Don't be lowballed, the cost to the American taxpayer is much higher when you count the interest that our children will have to pay!
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