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Santa Delivers 37,000+ Copies of Constitution to Bush

alternet.org — Kringle hopes the President can find time to read the document and abide by its laws.

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  • inactive, on 12/21/2007, -19/+554If only he could read...
  • pintomp3, on 12/21/2007, -12/+348bush: "great, more toilet paper"
  • lazerus9, on 12/21/2007, -4/+210Santa was then tasered, beaten, thrust into a orange jumpsuit and whisked off aboard an unmarked aircraft!
  • amphoterous, on 12/21/2007, -5/+171"I was elected to lead... not to read."
  • my8bird, on 12/21/2007, -4/+140Bush: Response:
    Oh look there's that imaginary guy giving out imaginary rights.
  • Skooma714, on 12/21/2007, -2/+102Poor Santa. He is going to get waterboarded.
  • ghall, on 12/21/2007, -8/+88Santa hates America.
  • inactive, on 12/21/2007, -8/+81Whatever...... I think he should of walked down a little ways and dropped some off at the Capital Building as well.
  • daivos, on 12/21/2007, -8/+61Santa delivering anything to President Bush other than coal is an outrage. Although, maybe a vial of crude oil might be more fitting.
  • gbarberi, on 12/21/2007, -7/+51A 404?
  • inactive, on 12/21/2007, -2/+44I think they should switch it to a Not-Watching List. It would be a lot smaller.
  • hifiDesign, on 12/21/2007, -6/+43"No word yet on how exactly President Bush intends to cram them all up his ass."
  • UrbanOne, on 12/21/2007, -3/+39The 404 was better.
  • linkbeat, on 12/21/2007, -3/+37By overburdening the White House with 37,000 copies of the Constitution, Santa is supporting a terrorist agenda, and therefore can be labeled a suspected terrorist. Suspected terrorists are not entitled to due process thanks to the Patriot Act, and therefore can be taken into custody, questioned, imprisoned without being charged with a crime.
    The perfect scapegoat for a cheapskate father on Christmas morning!
  • superguysteve, on 12/21/2007, -3/+36Bush: "But Santa, I asked for a Wii"
  • Rotzooi, on 12/21/2007, -4/+35Sounds like our President, all right.
  • marc123, on 12/21/2007, -0/+25too late putin beat him to it!
  • ausfahrt, on 12/21/2007, -1/+25Almost as witty a comeback as Bush would offer me thinks.
  • thedr96run, on 12/21/2007, -1/+24You forgot waterboarded... ;-)
  • braja, on 12/21/2007, -2/+25I am betting the 37,000 copies were made in China.
  • blindhammer, on 12/21/2007, -2/+25Great, more paper to start fires in one of Cheney office.
  • corkdorkdan, on 12/21/2007, -1/+24Don't give him any ideas. Next thing you know, he'll be invading the North Pole!
  • facttech, on 12/21/2007, -2/+24This is a direct result of the following campaign: http://salsa.democracyinaction.org/o/383/t/4089/pe ...
    It may not be too late to have more sent.
  • RichLatherX23, on 12/21/2007, -2/+21Nice job formatting your link there, ace.
  • PinkFloydFan, on 12/21/2007, -2/+21Santa better look out, there's a sniper over his right shoulder! (To the right of the flag pole)
  • perkonis, on 12/21/2007, -1/+19So Santa shows up at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. unannounced. My bet is he will be declared an enemy combatant and sent to Gitmo. Well, there goes Christmas. The kids will, no doubt, be disappointed. Won't someone think of the children?
  • 1337Einstein, on 12/21/2007, -0/+18Maybe he'll bring us enough coal that this whole oil thing won't be so much of a problem.
  • marc123, on 12/21/2007, -6/+23Bush response: "Santa hates our freedoms"
  • ladalang, on 12/21/2007, -3/+18They need to "throw that God damned piece of paper in his face." Oh wait he said that. He needs to Constitution tattooed on his chest so for the rest of his life he can remember he was a traitor to our great nation.
  • inactive, on 12/21/2007, -3/+18Nope, just because he's an idiot. He has his opinions, I have mine. Also, how can I be on the bandwagon if I'm in the minority? You can explain now.
  • verkon, on 12/21/2007, -1/+16No, he's gonna get snowboarded!
  • diggmaddy, on 12/21/2007, -0/+15I would be more than willing to resign my job and read it to him as slow as need be for as many months as it takes for him to get a grasp on it.
  • rspeed, on 12/21/2007, -2/+17You didn't capitalize the first word, didn't add punctuation at the end and replaced "you" with "u". Yet you call Iraq a retard?
  • ethanpack, on 12/21/2007, -1/+15Wrong reference, but yes they do.
  • allahuakbar, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1437,001 now
  • sholt, on 12/21/2007, -2/+15Even his suit is red!
  • hydrodev, on 12/21/2007, -2/+15I was one of the people that signed up to send him the constitution. But i still don't think this accomplished anything. I garauntee he scoffed at it, and wont read a single line.
  • WKUHilltopper, on 12/21/2007, -3/+15Santa should have dropped some off at the Supreme Court and Congress too...
  • cristalena, on 12/21/2007, -1/+12Santa hates trees.
  • n00854180t, on 12/21/2007, -4/+15If only you weren't a sheep, and a traitor.
  • inactive, on 12/21/2007, -1/+12Reading Abilities Not Found?
  • mwolfzorn, on 12/21/2007, -0/+11Amendment VIII: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

    'Difficulty would attend the effort to define with exactness the extent of the constitutional provision which provides that cruel and unusual punishments shall not be inflicted; but it is safe to affirm that punishments of torture [such as drawing and quartering, embowelling alive, beheading, public dissecting, and burning alive], and all others in the same line of unnecessary cruelty, are forbidden by that amendment to the Constitution.'' 44

    http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/data/constitution/am ...
  • esmaeelp, on 12/21/2007, -2/+12should have*
    Capitol*
  • inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+10And infect some intern with poison ivy, while landing yourself in prison? Sweet deal.
  • mufasa, on 12/21/2007, -0/+10Rev 2: "Santa was then tasered, beaten, waterboarded, thrust into a orange jumpsuit and whisked off aboard an unmarked aircraft on its way to Guantanamo, where he will be held for the rest of his life without a trial!"
  • arenas46, on 12/21/2007, -0/+9You fail
  • Authustian, on 12/21/2007, -6/+15This is the link as it should be

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bfd ...
  • inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+9"should of" "Capital"

    Jeebus....
  • Loonacy, on 12/21/2007, -1/+9Rev 3: "Santa was then tasered, beaten, waterboarded until he confessed to being a witch.. er, terrorist, thrust into an orange jumpsuit and whisked off aboard an unmarked aircraft on its way to Guantanamo, where he will be held for the rest of his life without a trial!"
  • jcaino, on 12/21/2007, -7/+14Tacos rule!
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