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- mrbiddle, on 09/28/2008, -21/+1403Everybody knows that Adam and Eve rode their dinosaur to church on Sunday!
- chrissku, on 09/28/2008, -13/+693I can only pray that she gets cornered with this question this during the debate.
"Gov. Palin do you believe humans coexisted with dinosaurs?"
"Yes"
Game over - SheilaNoya, on 09/28/2008, -24/+480Read the bible... Absurdicus 4:20 clearly states:
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth... "
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Oh wait... Maybe that was actually a quote from Jurassic Park (1993). - jaymd33, on 09/28/2008, -8/+347A quote from the great Bill Hicks seems appropriate here..
On Dinosaurs...
"You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the f***ing Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big f***ng lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat f****g families and their fat dollar bills.And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."
"Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. f***n' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me." - inactive, on 09/28/2008, -9/+337"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stone-age family"
"From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history" - Proof - photojournalist, on 09/28/2008, -6/+323I think with "dinosaurs" she meant McCain. So in that she is right :)
- stonecircle, on 06/11/2009, -6/+299While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President . The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb idiot put her up there to begin with. - ClosedCaption, on 09/28/2008, -10/+303Our torture policy justified by the show "24" and now Palin's understanding of Dinosaurs brought to you by "Land of the Lost"
- TunaFishGangsta, on 09/28/2008, -5/+227Actually, that would just energize the Republicans again. Did you forget? Half of our country believes this.
- cryonix, on 09/28/2008, -4/+170***** really? as an atheist I'm even more depressed... because you know, since I haven't discovered Jesus I don't know love or happiness...
- AlexCross, on 09/28/2008, -4/+125"I can see the Russian dinosaurs from my house!"
- dn11, on 09/28/2008, -1/+115It says so in the encyclopedia according to top experts. Game over Charles Darwin
http://www.conservapedia.com/Dinosaurs#Creationary ...
http://i38.tinypic.com/27ybw9z.jpg - AmericanElitist, on 09/28/2008, -3/+111When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks,"
- artexc, on 09/28/2008, -15/+120I want to hear her speak in tongues and do the Walla Walla Hokie Pokie
- MotherGinSling, on 09/28/2008, -3/+101Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks". Yikes! That, combined with seeing inside the Kremlin from her Alaska back porch, and her visions of Putin rearing his snake-like head, sounds like full-blown hallucinogenic psychosis. Apparently the only thing she's qualified for is basket weaving at the funny farm.
- noseeme, on 09/28/2008, -3/+101***** the reply button!
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.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::………….."~--„___„„-~~" - zephyear, on 09/28/2008, -4/+97STOP THIS WOMAN.
- carbonetc, on 09/28/2008, -4/+94If this person reaches the presidency I'm expatriating. I just can't handle a president who has even less intellectual curiosity than Bush.
- JLSN, on 09/28/2008, -6/+94Digg this up. Most moderate people have no clue that she is this ignorant. This is just sick. How can we allow someone into power that disregards most of our most important scientific discoveries, not to mention our actual history.
No Way Caribou Barbie.
She is to extreme for primetime. - basye, on 09/28/2008, -4/+79WTG, Bible Spice.
- dn11, on 09/28/2008, -4/+77http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnd.com/
- thegrantman, on 09/28/2008, -2/+73McCain is riding a TrySarahtops.
- avataros, on 09/28/2008, -4/+72I believe in Raptor Jesus too.
- TunaFishGangsta, on 09/28/2008, -5/+70Jesus probably rode dinosaurs:
http://i27.tinypic.com/2h6yet5.jpg - inactive, on 09/28/2008, -4/+69Zombies, please - we know that because Christian doesn't automatically mean you don't believe in evolution, but seriously - half this country believes in young-earth creationism.
- inactive, on 09/28/2008, -4/+67She's also been protected from witchcraft. I'm sure she visits that creationist museum (I believe it's in Tennessee) that depicts Noah's Ark with dinosaurs on board. Perhaps she can become curator there, since her political career appears to be coming to a very abrupt end nationally and in Alaska.
- inactive, on 09/28/2008, -0/+59Why read the script, when you can watch Bill Hicks himself perform with his flawless delivery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk - ApokalypseNow, on 09/28/2008, -5/+63Evolution is observable and repeatable. The micro/macro model of evolution was thrown out in the 1930's as the evidence did not support it. If you want to talk about something you don't understand, at least try to talk about a currently accepted theory - you'll look slightly less retarded that way.
- meese, on 09/28/2008, -2/+57It's actually from the LA Times.
- marcabminion, on 09/28/2008, -3/+58Unintelligent design.
- RoflCoptah, on 09/28/2008, -1/+56yup
http://r.ompo.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/raptor ... - eddantes7, on 09/28/2008, -1/+54LOL, noseeme!! Thank you.
- 80hd, on 09/28/2008, -3/+53try this.....
google "it's smart to be dumb"
look at the number of hits.
now try "it's smart to be dumb" -palin
You just can't make that stuff up. - SRSco, on 09/28/2008, -0/+48You can link to YouTube on Digg.
- kitsua, on 09/28/2008, -2/+49That is gold dust right there.
- troyfoley, on 09/28/2008, -2/+48Pebbles speaks better.
- Rapter09, on 09/28/2008, -0/+43Is anyone as lazy as I am? Because going to YouTube, clicking a random video, and then pasting that into the URL was a lot more work than I was originally willing to undertake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQxuuCt_cLQ - scarwars, on 09/28/2008, -1/+43Palin = Pebbles
- converge, on 09/28/2008, -0/+41http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/tizzzodd/hol ...
- inactive, on 09/28/2008, -8/+49If they didn't co-exist explain the Flintstones!
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lol - rhabd0mancer, on 09/28/2008, -6/+47The Creation of the World, according to Sarah Palin
In the beginning, God created Dates. And the Date was Monday, July 4, 4000 BC.
And God said "Let There Be Light"; and, lo! There was Light.
God saw that it was Monday and got down to work; for verily He had a Big Job to do.
And God made pottery shards and Silurian mollusks and Precambrian limestone strata and flints and Mastodon tusks and Picanthropus Erectus skulls and Cretaceous placentals and those cave paintings at Lasceaux. And that was that for the first Work Day.
God saw that He had made many wondrous things, but that He had not where to put it all. And God said, "Let the Heavens be divided from the Earth, and let us bury all these Things we have made in the Earth... but not too deep."
And God buried all the things He had made, and that was that. - Ymeg, on 09/28/2008, -4/+44She was talking about McCain.
- meese, on 09/28/2008, -1/+36I think you should look up what creationism is, specifically "young Earth" theories.
Obama is a Christian, yes. But he does not believe in literal creationism. - TunaFishGangsta, on 09/28/2008, -2/+37The Creationist Museum cost $27 million to build. Point that I'm making is that the ignorance is strong with these people.
- Macrophage, on 09/28/2008, -5/+40Poor Noah must of had a harder time on his Ark than i realized with all those dinosaurs aboard.....GEEEZE!
PEACE
John - SheilaNoya, on 09/28/2008, -2/+37He should have asked her if she's also seen pictures of Bigfoot and Space Aliens.
- inactive, on 09/28/2008, -2/+37Fail troll is fail.
- troyfoley, on 09/28/2008, -2/+37Pics or it didn't happen.
- christopheles, on 09/28/2008, -1/+36That makes so much sense.
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