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- allaboutdatiki, on 01/11/2008, -5/+147I know what you're thinking punk, was it five dildos or was it six?
Oh wait, this is San Francisco. You can have all the dildos you want ... - inactive, on 01/11/2008, -4/+124Oh great. They can't possess them, but they can elect them.
Eh, either way you are getting *****. - geekchic, on 01/11/2008, -3/+89Removes Texas from my list of "places to visit"
- Waskonator, on 01/11/2008, -2/+79I was talking to my 9 blow-up dolls about this at the dinner table the other night. We all agreed that it was unfair.
- ifnotme, on 01/11/2008, -0/+57RIDICULOUS LAW! The stores sell only "educational models for safer sex demonstrations" as dildos are illegal. How does this possibly serve the public interest!?! PS Butt plugs are fine under TX Law.
- jmpeagle, on 01/11/2008, -0/+54wow....the woman talking on the floor of their congressional house about her husband accidentally going anal on her was hilarious
7:15 and on is hilarious
though start at 4:35 to get the whole house session - GemStar38, on 01/11/2008, -4/+54The video is quite long but engaging enough that you watch the whole thing.
- CaptainNoPants, on 01/11/2008, -3/+47homegirl?
- Spectre74, on 01/11/2008, -0/+35My ex lives there it is a nice place. But it needs more dildos.
- zimmbear, on 01/11/2008, -0/+34does large cucumber count?
- cj100570, on 01/11/2008, -6/+37It's official; Texas is the most ass backwards state in the union!
- thespanielator, on 01/11/2008, -1/+31@myself
Sorry for the link, I take it back
dildos bring pleasure and serve a purpose.
my bad, sorry - thespanielator, on 01/11/2008, -3/+32http://www.visitingdc.com/images/george-w-bush-pic ...
- ScornForSega, on 01/11/2008, -1/+29At least butt plugs are still legal...
/whew. - JigoroKano, on 01/11/2008, -0/+27Can't sell dildos in Alabama either... legally.
The police don't always crack down on that. - Rotzooi, on 01/11/2008, -1/+27Define dildo.
- inactive, on 01/11/2008, -5/+30Can we just jettison Texas from the rest of the country? Keeping them around is just getting to be more trouble than it's worth.
- theskyman, on 01/11/2008, -0/+22The last line was great. The two members of the house were giving each other high fives because they got the law reinstated and the Sargent at arms said those two should be arrested because.... "Its illegal for a prick to touch and *****"
- jonxblaze, on 01/11/2008, -6/+29I have a homegirl that went to a sex store in Houston,TX to buy a dildo as a gag gift. Apparently they are not allowed to call it a dildo anymore. You have to ask for the "Electronic Female Companion".
- CTK14A, on 01/11/2008, -0/+20Butt plug.
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=32 ... - Spectre74, on 01/11/2008, -0/+20You have to get a connect in the Alabama dildo black market to get off. How ***** stupid is that. Glad I am in Louisiana where dildos run free.
- Rocketman1882, on 01/11/2008, -1/+20A shop down the street that recently moved in sold Dildos under the counter. I put the article up on digg a while back when the cops conducted a sting operation to raid the store. The female college student on staff at the time was registered as a sex offender. It was huge news.
- unicronband, on 01/11/2008, -0/+18Don't worry. Most of those legislators will get it in the end :)
- CabesMojo, on 01/11/2008, -2/+20I always take dildo legislation into account on my journeys................
- inactive, on 01/11/2008, -4/+21Oh you should go, it's a very interesting place and the country is beautiful. You just have to prevent yourself from contradicting anyone about anything political or religious (just avoid those subjects all together) and not be gay or jewish outside of Dallas or San Antonio.
San Antonio is an espescially nice place to visit if you like Victorian style houses.
San antonio riverwalk around christmas:
http://www.travel-watch.com/images/RiverWalkChrist ... - HalfGiraffe, on 01/11/2008, -0/+17Yeah we had six so we had to send one to Washington.
- lhbaker, on 01/11/2008, -0/+17It should be a felony to BE a dildo in Texas.
- Plasmatica, on 01/11/2008, -3/+20Yeah, I didn't read the rest of his post after I read "homegirl".
- gonegoogling, on 01/11/2008, -2/+18made me chuckle every time she said penal code
- Stookie, on 01/11/2008, -5/+20Ignorant ***** rednecks...
- inactive, on 01/11/2008, -1/+15"I can't believe anyone would want to do that."
There's a small part of me that wants to kidnap this guy and stimulate his prostate with a vibrating buttplug while he prays. You know that he's only obsessed with the idea because exploring the forbidden areas of his body secretly excites him. - techweenie1, on 01/11/2008, -0/+14it should be illegal to live in San Francisco and not have a dildo.
- jmknsd, on 01/11/2008, -0/+13you must have never met the Governor, we have plenty.
- Scira, on 01/11/2008, -1/+14So in order to keep on gay bashing, they took away the freedoms of straight people as well.
No freedoms for the femdoms. - oderdigg, on 01/11/2008, -0/+13More importantly, who cares? Who's authorized in questioning something they don't themselves care for?
- Cid420, on 01/11/2008, -0/+13I think you mean a "water pipe for tobacco"
- jefferygomer, on 01/11/2008, -0/+13... And that's a reason why you don't legislate morality...
- fani, on 01/11/2008, -0/+13Who's the stupid senator who comes up with these laws.
- InspectorGadget, on 01/11/2008, -1/+14So that's why Bush never had his cabinet down to the ranch.
- Acharne, on 01/11/2008, -1/+13Buying a dildo in Texas is like buying a bong anywhere...
errr... Vase. - colberrep, on 01/11/2008, -0/+12RIP molly. a smart, funny, and brave liberal commentator.
- Gir53457, on 01/11/2008, -0/+11It's amazing how ass backward they are about ass backwarding.
- fyngyrz, on 01/11/2008, -2/+13Gryffydd, you're an idiot. Not to mention too innocent to reasonably comment on the matter.
First of all, it is an issue of WTF gives the government any right to say you can't possess any number of sex toys? What if you're a collector? What if you DO want to sell them, eh? WTF gives the government - at any level - any right to say what kind of business you engage in if it isn't a health or security threat? Nothing, that's what. This law is offensive and shows how stupid and backwards the legislators and others who backed it are. The government does NOT have the right to make any kind of prohibition it wants into law. That's dictatorial *****.
And just FYI: On the "who needs" front, one dildo isn't the same as the next. There are rigid glass dildos, flexible dildos, dildos that vibrate, dildos that light up, dildos that contain marbles and motors and change texture as they are used, dildos that are large, dildos that are small, dildos that are textured, dildos that are smooth, dildos of various shapes, dildos that are remote controlled - and all of these in just about every combination possible. I've not even *begun* to describe all of the variations, either. - pintomp3, on 01/11/2008, -1/+12conservatives don't consider the anus a sexual orifice in texas, just where the devil hides and must be prodded with a penis.
- pimpofpixels, on 01/11/2008, -1/+11Everything in Texas is Big, including government.
- magicbullets, on 01/11/2008, -0/+10I didn't realise that supernatural phenonema extends to sex toys.
- Velnich, on 01/11/2008, -0/+9I don't want to live in a world (or state) where a man or woman is not free to own as many educational models as they'd like.
- Actionjax1, on 01/11/2008, -0/+9"Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo" - Fight Club
- Frnnkdlxx, on 01/11/2008, -3/+121 Dildo = Married
2 Dildos = Dating a Freak
3 Dildos = You ARE a freak
4 Dildos = Swinger
5 Dildos = Homosexual Orgy
More than 5 Dildos = Bro Rape Party - Linua, on 01/11/2008, -0/+9It's illegal to purchase or have in Alabama as well. Texas and Alabama, yeah, go team stereotypes go! The "moral" majority is full of itself, *****.
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