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- bagelpirate, on 03/10/2008, -42/+279[rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.]
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy! [Charges Arthur, who chops the knight's remaining arm off.]
King Arthur: Victory is mine! [kneels and starts to pray...] We thank thee Lord, that in thy — [is kicked in the head by the armless knight.]
Black Knight: Come on then!
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you! [Kicks Arthur]
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, good Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oooohhh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!!!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound. [Continues to kick and taunt Arthur]
King Arthur: Stop that!
Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
King Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. [Recieves a very sharp kick] RIGHT! [Chops off one of the black knight's legs]
Black Knight: Right! I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?!
Black Knight: I'm invincible!!!
King Arthur: You're a looney.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [Hopping on one leg towards King Arthur]
[King Arthur chops his other leg off, leaving his body upright on the ground.]
Black Knight: Alright, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: Come, Patsy!
Black Knight: Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh?! You yellow bastards!!! Come back here and take what's coming to you!!! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!
I got dibs on all the monty python quotes - airwalkery2k, on 03/10/2008, -9/+115http://www.flickr.com/photos/gserafini/2284329446/
I think that cartoon more aptly fits the title here. - idris, on 03/10/2008, -10/+75Dear Hillary,
Drop out. - cygnus2112, on 03/10/2008, -1/+43All I'm waiting for is the little white bunny rabbit to enter the comic strip and decapitate the whole lot of them!
But that is what's wrong with cartoons.. all wondrous fantasy, seldom reality. - apryld, on 03/10/2008, -12/+42I thought of the same thing!
- badqat, on 03/10/2008, -3/+32Buried for inaccuracy...for if that were the case, Bill wouldn't have resorted to Monica.
- tbunreal, on 03/10/2008, -4/+33Im surprised Hillary hasn't stabbed her own toe.
- elipabst, on 03/10/2008, -0/+22You know there are black women too, right? They don't just make the "guy" model anymore.
- Scaryclouds, on 03/10/2008, -1/+22Your pseudo racial tolerance is heart warming.
- Tex, on 07/28/2008, -0/+20That was a completely different comic, Zimm:
http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Monty_Python_and ...
(I agree that this comic's title better fits that older one, though.) - cygnus2112, on 03/10/2008, -0/+18You may want to brush up on your pun skills.
- PoopOnPaul, on 03/10/2008, -4/+21BECAUSE HE IS, MCCAIN GOT ALL THE DELEGATES HE NEEDS TO WIN THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDACY (PLUS BE FAIR, RON PAUL WAS NEVER REALLY IN THE RACE IN THE FIRST PLACE)
I LIKE CAPS LOCK TOO. - violentvinyl, on 03/10/2008, -0/+16"It's no ordinary rabbit! It's got... HUGE FANGS!"
- rentmitchum, on 03/10/2008, -5/+21Then why didn't you draw it, you could have entertained us. Shame on you.
- Tex, on 07/28/2008, -0/+15That's what they said about John Kerry in 2004.
- Dumbledorito, on 03/10/2008, -2/+16100 years of war, yeah, that's a great bumper sticker.
- Scaryclouds, on 03/10/2008, -2/+15Well we had a couple of pretty good ones, but they got basically booed of the stage because their ideas are to sane. I mean my god the idea of following the Constitution is just preposterous!
- FatLoser, on 03/10/2008, -3/+16I think that cartoon more aptly fits the title of the submission that people front paged it for.
- FatLoser, on 03/10/2008, -9/+21i agree with rentmitchum... you're a selfish dick, apryId
- gwisawesome, on 03/10/2008, -5/+17and after the democrats lose this one, she'll be waiting in 2012 to sink them again i'm sure
- dougdiggerton, on 03/10/2008, -0/+12must be a misprint, could be valuable
- bjs3171, on 03/10/2008, -0/+12just because they have a candidate, does not mean the party is united.
- zzhiwen, on 03/10/2008, -6/+18screw party lines, how about we just find the best candidate
- Jeffler, on 03/10/2008, -4/+16As much as I like Obama, at least Hillary is down there too. ANYONE BUT HILARY 08!
- sroop, on 03/10/2008, -1/+12Who doesn't think of Monty Python?
- noahgelman, on 03/10/2008, -4/+14No my friend, not FTW
- NightVortez, on 03/10/2008, -0/+10The digg community proves it's maturity yet again.
- DeathOfDesire, on 03/10/2008, -2/+12Because then we'd actually have an efficient political system.
God forbid. - jmpeagle, on 03/10/2008, -0/+9yeah, democrats shouldn't even bother campaigning. What's the point? It's a shoe in. Oh wait...Democrats have a history of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
- papashawn, on 03/10/2008, -2/+11I think after all the dust has settled, the dems will unite behind their candidate and all this talk of party-dividing competition will be irrelevant.
- VegaObscura3, on 03/10/2008, -5/+14He probably means he also thought of Monty Python, just like the poster of this picture.
- smrekar, on 03/10/2008, -0/+8find and replace: black knight with hillary clinton
irony = Obama isn't black knight - bjs3171, on 03/10/2008, -4/+12because he has no delegates, while john mccain has 1,289?
- NightVortez, on 03/10/2008, -0/+8Yes, because sex and race have a lot to do with politics!
- amirman, on 03/10/2008, -0/+8DONT FORGET MIKE GRAVEL!!!!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!
- umilmi81, on 03/10/2008, -3/+10McCain couldn't win if he was running unopposed.
- inactive, on 03/10/2008, -3/+10Considering there was a more apt cartoon in direct parody of the monty python thing, and considering this isnt funny at all, Buried.
- DaDrake, on 03/10/2008, -8/+15The point the artist is making still is debated. Some believe this will hurt McCain since the media practically been ignoring him; therefore, its more difficult for him to get his message out and raise money.
Republicans seem to think the "Obama vs Hillary" fight will reveal some dirty secrets; trust me, people been looking for secrets on Hillary for over a decade, without a success. And Obama seem to already acknowledge any potentially damning facts (like him doing hard-drugs). I just don't think anything new will come out about either candidate.
The real danger, for democrats, is if one candidate wins without the popular vote (as a result for superdelegates). This could severe the democratic party and essentially guarantee victory for McCain. - solique, on 03/10/2008, -0/+7I want my own little elephant squire person.
- fantasticFlan, on 03/10/2008, -0/+7You and the duck sex guy need to talk.
- rentmitchum, on 03/10/2008, -3/+10Like she's morally stabbed the toe of /America/...
- Charlotte_Web, on 03/10/2008, -0/+7It's funny that the mud hasn't really begun slinging in earnest between Obama and Clinton. Honestly, the exchange so far has seemed rather tame to me.
But the Democrats are terrified that this scenario in the cartoon will take place. It funny to see all of the liberal elites who, a year ago, were singing Hillary's praises. Today, they're running her ass down and trying to pile on top of her to shut her up. It's hilarious. - chiefbandit2200, on 03/10/2008, -0/+7In case he still doesn't get it... http://conservativeoutpost.com/files/u3/Republican ...
- ryuujin, on 03/10/2008, -0/+6no no, she's not blowing him, she's getting valuable presidential experience!
- Jenadae, on 03/10/2008, -1/+7McCain isnt *****, im VERY pro Obama but you must realize were a divided party fighting against a united one.
- pineutrino, on 03/10/2008, -0/+5CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Sorry, couldn't resist. - Hoogs, on 03/10/2008, -0/+5LMFAO at his favorite article: http://digg.com/food_drink/Nestle
- violentvinyl, on 03/10/2008, -0/+5"Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three."
Best. Weapon. Ever. in Worms by the way. - badqat, on 03/10/2008, -8/+13Well, none of the current meet that requirement.
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