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275 Comments
- BadseedJR, on 01/10/2008, -2/+139If that was a campaign speech, he'd have my vote.
- IronCladBen, on 01/10/2008, -3/+105best onion article I've read in a long time. HILARIOUS
- jayistheman, on 01/10/2008, -5/+100I'd paste a favorite quote or two, but A) that's lame and B) it's all hilarious.
*****. - punkdemons, on 01/10/2008, -4/+86Dug for "I'd be honored to do it—with my ***** dick in your mouth"
- DeadRooster, on 01/10/2008, -2/+65Jimmy Carter seems a little more riled-up than usual in this article.
- IHaveIssues, on 01/10/2008, -5/+66Excellent!
I especially liked the inclusion of his big hairy ballsack. - Makaveli604, on 01/10/2008, -1/+59This Onion article had way to much truth in it.. I wish "non-fake" news sources would have this much truth in them.
- orangefly, on 01/10/2008, -8/+66have you been frozen the last 7 years....???....
- dawgma, on 01/10/2008, -1/+56I got to "ballsack" before I realized I was reading The Onion. I don't know why it didn't seem all that unreasonable until then...
- sockpuppets, on 01/10/2008, -0/+49It appears Jimmy Carter's been writing comments on youtube the past couple years.
- inactive, on 01/10/2008, -3/+50God, I wish he really wrote that.
- nosecohn, on 01/10/2008, -2/+40Just take out the swearing and it's Mike Gravel.
- Ugoff, on 01/10/2008, -4/+38Carter 08' :p
- deadroads, on 01/10/2008, -3/+32This is the ultimate stump speech.I can hear him saying all of that. Georgia accent and everything!!
- rabidmonkey1, on 01/10/2008, -2/+30I bet you do!
- spartanking, on 01/10/2008, -6/+32tears of laughter rolling down face.
- inactive, on 01/10/2008, -2/+28There's more truth in that then coming out of all the puppets "running" cakeholes combined.
- TerraIncognito, on 01/10/2008, -4/+28""Conservative" Bush Spends More than "Liberal" Presidents Clinton, Carter"
http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=3184 - TheGuruStud, on 01/10/2008, -0/+22You're new around here and the internet, aren't you?
- ZenMojo, on 01/10/2008, -1/+22That's not laughter. That's what's in Jimmy Carter's goddamn ballsack.
- Amazetbm, on 01/10/2008, -1/+21Yeah. It did have too much truth in it. Just after Bush got elected they had an article titled "Bush: This national nightmare of peace and prosperity if finally over" I'll be damned if 90% of that "fake" article didn't come to pass.
- s0m31john, on 01/10/2008, -3/+22I for one welcome our new peanut farming overlord.
- littlewing82, on 01/10/2008, -4/+23Really?!? because I was under the impression that our economy was at its lowest right now. We are headed for a huge recession, if not a ***** depression because we are more in debt as a nation than we have ever been. Trillions of dollars for an awful war that we were duped into......
- Jenadae, on 01/10/2008, -9/+28No i think you have this all backwards. We're tired of YOU and you ancient backwards thinking conservative ways of running things. You "Adults" are so behind on times and have run this country into the ***** ground with your ignorance. This generation will hopefully be the saving grace of this country as all you've done for the last decade and beyond was sit on your hands and take it up your ass.
- ZenMojo, on 01/10/2008, -5/+23Dugg for *****' truth. I hear the Secret Service jumped Carter after he curbstomped Ronald Reagan for taking the solar panels down off the White House. (What, you think Reagan was always that ugly?)
- nymphetamine, on 01/10/2008, -8/+26I'm gonna have to ***** disagree with you guys. *****, *****, *****, *****.
*****. - BadseedJR, on 01/10/2008, -0/+17But that's my favorite part!
- tehbored, on 01/10/2008, -2/+18He may not have actually said it, but he's thinkin' it!
- BadseedJR, on 01/10/2008, -6/+21Last I checked, we're funding your retirement and fighting your wars there, old man. And don't call me a whiny liberal too, I'm not one.
- inactive, on 01/10/2008, -4/+19Wow, that was the best thing I read all day. God Bless Jimmy Carter! ( Wish it was real though =/ )
- aalllrightythen, on 01/10/2008, -2/+17That ***** is great! And that really is the way a lot of people feel. Just not in those words.
- Fordi, on 01/10/2008, -0/+15Oh, the Onion's a great and factual news source. Just read a few of their other articles; they report on what no one else will!
- schnitzi, on 01/10/2008, -2/+17Yes, but the presence of profanity doesn't mean it ISN'T funny. Not that most modern curmudgeons understand that...
- Spoomeister, on 01/10/2008, -0/+14Just take out the swearing and it's only about 17 words long.
- Jenadae, on 01/10/2008, -1/+15Whiny? LOL! Go retire and live of off our money for a while why don't you. And what do you "ADULTS" provide for us that we aren't providing for you? Do you all pay some special tax that I'm unaware of?
- SteveIsTheDude, on 01/10/2008, -0/+14Yes, Jimmy Carter wrote it. Go back to sleep.
- Antixian, on 01/10/2008, -5/+18anyone that uses the made up term f-bomb instead of ***** is a ***** moronic *****. just stop butchering the beautiful word ***** for ***** sake.
- popov0, on 01/10/2008, -1/+14Maybe China will post this story as real in their country.
- sodade, on 01/10/2008, -0/+13I agree, but this, this onion was beyond simple pandering to the monkeys with profanity. Absolutely Brilliant.
- Arramol, on 01/10/2008, -0/+12Q: What's the difference between the Onion and Fox News?
A: One makes me laugh, the other makes me want to cry. - MCCULLAH, on 01/10/2008, -0/+12my middle finger is the size of three foiungers
- sodade, on 01/10/2008, -0/+12***** yeah - I may be 39, but I agree with the kids here. Old people are a ***** drain on america. I bet the ***** you old ***** keep electing will eventually have the boot so far up all our asses that they will have a "program" for culling the sheeple herd. As this empire starts to buckle, it will end up being the kids of today that will inherit the full on ***** sandwich you've left them.
Man that was cathartic! I miss being 17... ...naa, I don't - sodade, on 01/10/2008, -0/+11Winner of the thread here. I was calmly wiping the wet off my face as I read that and relapsed into snot dribbling.
- sodade, on 01/10/2008, -1/+12Yeah - well, I was 8 in 76, but I also remember that tricky lil Iran Contra thing that you idiots seem to conveniently "forget."
- thedragon4453, on 01/10/2008, -1/+12It took a second to realize that was the onion. Too bad. Would have been ridiculously cool if it wasn't.
- chicken101, on 01/10/2008, -0/+11I got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday so i'm on strong painkillers...so i seriously thought this was real for like 20 seconds. lol
- dxgg, on 02/05/2008, -1/+12Chill...you were probably not even alive when he was in office.
- christor, on 01/10/2008, -0/+10http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784
Best article ever. E.g.:
During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.
"You better believe we're going to mix it up with somebody at some point during my administration," said Bush, who plans a 250 percent boost in military spending. "Unlike my predecessor, I am fully committed to putting soldiers in battle situations. Otherwise, what is the point of even having a military?"
On the economic side, Bush vowed to bring back economic stagnation by implementing substantial tax cuts, which would lead to a recession, which would necessitate a tax hike, which would lead to a drop in consumer spending, which would lead to layoffs, which would deepen the recession even further. - sharpie45, on 01/10/2008, -2/+12bravo, love the onion. Agree with punkdemons, the 2nd to last line is perfection.
- Goodanswer, on 01/10/2008, -7/+17yeah that would be better than our est. 20% right now, or did you not know the dollar is only worth 4 cents.
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