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How Hillary Can Still Win

youtube.com — Yes, believe it or not, it's still quite possible. This video details the simple steps needed for Hillary to become the next leader of the free world.

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 20, 2008

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  • MattJF317, on 04/20/2008, -3/+161Oh *****, I didn't realize that it was that easy
  • redcolumbine, on 04/20/2008, -5/+159ROTFL! Now that's what I call creative arithmetic!
  • airwalkery2k, on 04/20/2008, -1/+139Things like this makes me wish I had an announcer voice. I'd be making Youtube videos left and right.
  • tcbishop12, on 04/20/2008, -5/+143Wickedly clever satire! If you can get past the first 15 seconds (which suck you in as a legit pitch for Hillary) you're in for a wonderfully improbable twisted logic ride.
  • copypastry, on 04/20/2008, -6/+1021. Lie
    2. Lie
    3. Lie
    4. ???
    5. PRESIDENCY
  • diggeradoo, on 04/20/2008, -16/+100Hillary as President of the 11 States of Americe ... funny, yet totally bogus, and even heinous.
  • hinchb, on 04/20/2008, -1/+69Can we put a hold on the ebay sales of delorean cars please? Thanks.
  • uptown, on 04/20/2008, -8/+74Here's what Hillary has planned:

    1. Win Pennsylvania by more than 10 points.
    2, A day or two later get an endorsement from Edwards to try to marginalize her NC loss
    3. Pour all her resources into Indiana and declare victory since Obama positioned that state as a "tie breaker" state.

    I hate the woman with every bone in my body and think she'd be the worst President out of the choices ... but the above strategy scares the hell out of me because I think it's plausible.
  • jedmed, on 04/20/2008, -8/+66If Hillary was elected President, the tern "the leader of the free world" would be an oxymoron.
  • yodaj007, on 04/20/2008, -3/+46Hillary's always doing things the hard way. No wonder she can't win. Wouldn't it be simpler just to travel back in time and prevent Obama from being born? Think, Hillary, think!
  • Eiknujrac, on 04/20/2008, -1/+37Yea, you know Dick Cheney? Probably the most experienced man in Washington?

    He's doing a great job with our country.
  • br0wnstar, on 04/20/2008, -2/+37Does anyone remember the movie Angels in the Outfield, with that little black kid that always said "it could happen" when there really wasn't a shot in hell? And then angels came down and actually made it happen thanks to the kid from 3rd rock from the sun?

    I just picture someone in the Hillary camp that keeps egging her on to be retarded in the same way. Except the angels aren't on her side. No one* is.

    *excluding rich white females
  • NameTry2468, on 04/20/2008, -1/+34Needs more Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
  • i70CuDa, on 04/20/2008, -4/+34Guam
  • JlmAWP, on 04/20/2008, -0/+29Using Hillary and logic in the same sentence has got to be some sort of fallacy.
  • uptown, on 04/20/2008, -0/+28.....anyone else catch the irony?
  • beloitpiper, on 04/20/2008, -0/+28Wow, you didn't watch the video, did you, dumbass?
  • UtopiaInTheSky, on 04/20/2008, -0/+28Wow, I just realized, everyone speaks English on Digg.
  • argaen21, on 04/20/2008, -4/+31Its too late. Barack Obamas plan of winning the whole election is working too good for her plan to be successful.
  • theaceoffire, on 04/20/2008, -1/+27If she could, she probably would...
    At this point, I am hoping she doesn't start suing everyone who votes against her.
  • hillarycat, on 04/20/2008, -2/+26Hillarycat demands to know who leaked this plan!
  • theaceoffire, on 04/20/2008, -1/+23Translated using Google Translate: http://www.google.com/translate_t?langpair=es|en

    Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have to collaborate. They can discuss forever. In Mexico, Clinton is popular in the north and west, and Obama is popular in the south and east. Mexicans want the best candidate for the United States, but nobody knows that it is better for Mexico.
  • theaceoffire, on 04/20/2008, -1/+22Does TheDHC want his bottle?
  • lotsa1s, on 04/20/2008, -0/+214. Lie.
  • shadydentist, on 04/20/2008, -0/+20You're going to feel really silly when you find out what that video actually contains.
  • rowlodge, on 04/20/2008, -1/+20if we have a nuclear war and she is all thats left on earth ,you could say she's president technically.
  • inactive, on 04/20/2008, -3/+22I’m a enigmaneo's supporter and I think that he is kind of dumb.
  • christophe971, on 04/20/2008, -1/+201. Lie
    2. Lie
    3. Lie
    4. Lie
    5. PRESIDENCY
    6. ?????
    7. PROFIT!!
  • mickstephenson, on 04/20/2008, -1/+19too *well
  • DephexTwin, on 04/20/2008, -1/+19No really.... that's what she has to do.
  • Intenseboredom, on 04/20/2008, -1/+18already is.
  • superkendall, on 04/20/2008, -0/+17The video was pretty funny but you guys are all crazy if you don't think Hillary is still a very real threat. I don't like Clinton and I do like Obama, but I can see that. The idea that anything is "mathematically" impossible when we are talking about *politics* is just insane. Nothing is impossible in politics.

  • bobdigi, on 04/20/2008, -2/+18You're dumb just like the rest of the Hillary supporters.
  • inactive, on 04/20/2008, -2/+17Good one...

    "Hillary campaign is history."
  • afruff23, on 04/20/2008, -1/+15It's delicious.
  • prefan21, on 04/20/2008, -2/+15Awesome. Hope it isn't dugg down just because of the name.
  • inactive, on 04/20/2008, -1/+14I'm guessing your middle name is "Sucks."
  • argaen21, on 04/20/2008, -3/+16I'm a SaperKain supporter and I think that he kind of funny.
  • Lyavain, on 04/20/2008, -0/+12If we did have a nuclear war, I would say she has a good chance at surviving. She's proven to be as resilient as a cockroach.
  • argaen21, on 04/20/2008, -3/+15No. TheDHC made a poopie in his diapers. Poor little fella is cranky.
  • ogisdan, on 04/20/2008, -5/+17I would honestly consider moving out of this once glorious country if Hilary takes the presidency.
  • frsrblch, on 04/20/2008, -1/+13Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K...
  • Aensland, on 04/20/2008, -1/+13Epic fail is epic.
  • zyklon, on 04/20/2008, -3/+14Math != politics, because math = provable = truth, while politics = filthy, filthy lies.
  • kdawg1012, on 04/20/2008, -4/+15Great video. I'm still laughing!
  • inactive, on 04/20/2008, -3/+14But you stayed for Bush? And let me remind you that Clinton's and Obama's political stands are nearly identical (though Clinton's health care plan is comprehensive and considerably more detailed).
  • Stormwern, on 04/20/2008, -0/+11lol, almost thought we had a pro-hillary article here, digg has made it's pick that's for sure :)
  • DephexTwin, on 04/20/2008, -0/+11Really? So, if for some strange reason, the government decided that you could have Barack Obama as president, but would be required to let Hillary be president for a mere twenty four hours, you would say, "***** that, bring back Bush for 4 more long years"?
  • DephexTwin, on 04/20/2008, -0/+10I am never, ever watching a movie with you.
  • cambob76, on 04/20/2008, -1/+11"the next leader of the free world", I'm pretty sure this phrase is out of date. Seems to me that the title is up for grabs.
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