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- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -5/+82From Urban Dictionary:
SOCCER MOM:
1. The downfall of human society
2. The only people who have no real purpose in life other than to pick up there children from school, take them to an after school program, (Karate,Soccer,Baseball, Football) and to be the trophy wife of a husband that hardly spends time with his kids. Often seen trying to blend in, but stands out like a sore thumb. Usually seen driving a huge ass SUV and is proud that their child is a slave to pop culture and won't think for themselves. They are allowed to bring their bratty ass kids anywhere, but if you are in line with a box of condoms (trying not to make the same mistake they made) they have the balls to make faces and make stupid ass remarks. They also think that their "little angels" wouldn't make any of the same mistakes they made. Even though they act like there the boss, they don't run *****.
Man in Line: *Buying condoms*
Soccer Mom: *Laughing* What do you need those for, you're pretty young.
Man in Line:Ease up out of my face, bitch
Soccer Mom: Don't talk use that language in front of my kids!*Covering kids ears*
The soccer mom goes home to find her oldest daughter having an orgy with three guys, two girls, and a goat. - loconet, on 09/06/2008, -9/+30I don't care how much Hockey her kids play. Canada still does not like her nor Mccain.
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -0/+18I was hoping for more of a picture competition between hockey and soccer moms when I read the title but this is still an interesting read.
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -1/+19Nail breakers vs. Pit Bulls
- norman619, on 09/06/2008, -8/+24The fact that the media keeps focusing on ***** like this means they really can't touch her on the real issues. They support Obama by and large so they refuse to look at her record honestly for fear of showing us how unqualified Obama and his running mate really are. When I see these reports I laugh knowing the Obama supporters are no longer so sure of his winning this race.
- Spuy767, on 09/06/2008, -0/+14Ahhh, the only dictionary with a punchline.
- libertao, on 09/06/2008, -1/+15I don't know whether you're one of those "IT'S NOT SOCCER IT'S FOOTBALL!" people or one of those "ANY SPORT OTHER THAN AMERICAN FOOTBALL, BASEBALL AND BASKETBALL SUCKS!" people, but buried either way.
- maximallimit, on 09/05/2008, -1/+11Just another political stunt in my opinion
- ironeus, on 09/05/2008, -3/+10I wonder if there was any correlation in picking Minnesota for the RNC and its high-ranking hockey mom population, next to Michigan. survey says: yes.
- AmyVernon, on 09/05/2008, -0/+7Highly unlikely. Minnesota was chosen for the convention years ago. I forget when they make the official decision, but I think it's not long after the previous convention. Just a happy coincidence for the GOP.
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -2/+9I concur.
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -5/+12Hockey moms are more often drunk.
- Arrowette, on 09/06/2008, -2/+8Dugg for hilarity!
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -3/+9Gretzky vs. Beckham- you tell me the difference....
I think Palin could throw it down any day. - anarchyinthekr, on 09/06/2008, -6/+11my hockey mom will kick your soccer mom's ass
- Raiderkid6, on 09/06/2008, -5/+10Seriously? Do we have to bring up EVERY piece of BS that has to do with Palin?
- cedarbaydave, on 09/06/2008, -1/+5Her voice makes my ears bleed just talking. Imagine how bad it would be if she was screaming at a hockey game.
(or when her husbands business partner was nailing her) - jontalisman, on 09/06/2008, -1/+5The "Hockey Mom" line is such utter canned ***** that it makes me want to grate my nails on a chalkboard to help take my mind off it.
- ZeeZee2k, on 09/06/2008, -0/+4Roy Keane? Eric Cantona?
- riquiscott, on 09/06/2008, -0/+4least we forget cheerleading moms as the holy grail of pit-bull sports moms ... apparently they'll take a contract out on their kids' competition!!!!
(obscure? just realized this is 17 year old news, lol - wow time flies) - inactive, on 09/06/2008, -3/+7Sarah Palin strikes at the heart of Hillary support that the democrats have long taken for granted - mom's with families. Real families, not token mid-life crisis single child experiment born to to professional women. She has smashed a gapping hole in Obama's support. To the dried up jealous feminists who think they stood for these women, think again! There's a new sheriff in town!
- reugeneg, on 09/06/2008, -2/+6Conan said it best, "hockey moms have less teeth."
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4yeah me too, from the title i thought it's gonna be about some beauty comparison :)
- shownpublicly, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3Why do Alaskans do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game.
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -1/+4I second that. HILARIOUS!
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3What a nutburger! You sling around a term like 'sexism' and don't even know what it means! You need to leave the liberal fever swamps and get a breath of fresh air. The nomination and enthusiastic support of Governor Palin's candidacy is one of the great gender equality gestures of all time.
- DulcetTone, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3It's not called "soccer". It's called "Un-American Football"
- ScienceDoc, on 09/06/2008, -7/+10In her case, I think hockey mom is code for "white mom".
- nodlezfodlez, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3i dunno what the hell a hockey mom is, i'm guessing some sort of alaskan variant of suburban garbage
- johndavidjack, on 09/06/2008, -1/+4Yeah, I guess football (American for any Europeans reading) players are pussies too because they wear padding...
The padding is what keeps some of those guys playing football, hockey, lacrosse, etc from DYING... - HappyScrappy, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3I have never heard this soccer parent stereotype before. I guess I imagined the minivans and SUVs with painted victory sayings about soccer on them.
- bullox, on 09/06/2008, -1/+4I thought children were off-limits? If that's the case, who cares what her kids play?
- williamgauci, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3From who exactly?? We don't really have too many enemies looking to blow us up, and the few we do are from being in Afghanistan in support of the U.S. lead invasion where our troops are dieing along with yours. Our smaller miltary is proportianal to our population and most of us our proud to be helping YOU out in Afghanistan fighting the Taliban who attacked YOU. Sorry we didn't jump in with you in Iraq, seems like a pretty good decision in hind sight though, seeing as how we weren't all the threatened by Saddam and all that.
- fxu1989, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2I thought it was hilarious when she said:
"What's the difference between a dog and a hockey mom? That the hockey mom wears lipstick"
I wouldn't bet on it... I make my dog wear lipstick too... errr, wait, is not what you think it is!!
[They're still both bitches] - Typhoon2009, on 09/06/2008, -1/+3It's really all the same. Psychotic woman who tries to live vicariously through her children in an attempt to reach a hollow greatness. Filled with botox and other such cosmetic enhancements, drives an extremely large vehicle when a smaller one would get the job done. They're also terrible drivers.
Soccer dads are even worse. Y'know, the kind that get into fights with other kid's dads over a ***** CHILDREN'S SOCCER/FOOTBALL GAME. HEADS UP: YOUR KID ISN'T GOING TO THE WORLD CUP, STOP DREAMING. - waydee, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2What about Vinnie Jones?
- hoofhockey, on 09/06/2008, -1/+3this is the second article in two days from slate.com that is utterly pure garbage... buried this ***** for being pointless
- wondertwins, on 09/06/2008, -1/+3i think this election is a test for American Citizens to choose what is right and what is wrong.
- emehrkay, on 09/06/2008, -3/+5imaginary demographic that isn't better than any other mother - daily show
- Jeffler, on 09/06/2008, -2/+4She's hoping Gomez, Conklin, Dubinsky, and the 2 or 3 other Alaskan NHL players endorse her, considering that would cover at the very least some minor help in New York and Michigan.
Though I don't see it happening. - Jeffler, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2Way to overshoot what I'm saying. Gomez and Dubinsky play for the New York Rangers and Ty Conklin for the defending Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings. Holy *****, if you see someone talk about hockey players and connect them to states don't start thinking deep politics.
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2Congrats I think that is the trillionth Palin sexual innuendo.
- grifta67, on 09/07/2008, -0/+2If she's supposed to be pulling in votes from "hockey moms" then this is the first time in my life I have to say I'm glad there aren't all that many hockey fans in the US.
- stifrontman, on 09/06/2008, -1/+3Another useless, USELESS article.
- anxcaptain, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2"the only difference between hockey moms and pitbulls... is lipstick"-S. Palin
Did she just call them all bitches? - MilitantRabbit, on 09/06/2008, -1/+3I'll say it because some of you are thinking it:
Cankles v. Bunts - SetOverSet, on 09/06/2008, -1/+3The best part is that if Obama becomes president, all these soccer moms will have to go back to work when daddy's taxes get raised. No more days at the salon and meeting the other mommies at Starbucks. They'll figure it out in about 6 years when a Repbulican is president and blame it all on him. Oh wait...
- b0rg, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2".. EARMARKS! YESS! GIVE ME THOSE EARMARKS, BIG AND HARD!!!"
Next day she can put on her naughty schoolgirl outfit and be "punished" for taking earmarks and working on the PAC of various felons...
I hate you for making me picture that. - akchrs, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1sad attempt at renaming a canadian joke.
- sdubois92, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1you mean freedomball
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