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- pehpsi, on 01/08/2008, -11/+498This guy should just go straight to the Patent Office and get it over with.
PO: May I help you?
R: Ah yes, I'd like to get a patent on the following:
911
11
9
September
2001
Nine Eleven
Nine One One
Eleventh
11th - Minarchian, on 01/08/2008, -10/+446Giuliani is simply pathetic.
The reason anyone who would actually go out of their way and vote for this clown is beyond me. - djohnmalkovich2, on 01/08/2008, -3/+3829iu11aNY
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -3/+192I'll give you two reasons:
Nine
Eleven - dagnabbit, on 01/08/2008, -1/+160The man is a parody of himself.
- toddcat, on 01/08/2008, -3/+162It's hysterical if you put aside the fact that this man is running a campaign to be President.
- MurphyWatson, on 01/08/2008, -2/+119Maybe he has Anterograde Amnesia. You know, the disease that guy from memento had.
He is unable to form memories occuring after 9/11, thus causing him to have unhealthy fixation on the subject. This would also explain why he hasn't yet realized we're all making fun him everytime he mentions 9/11. - rnreekez, on 01/08/2008, -2/+96It's a simple misunderstanding. Unfortunately, things aren't so clear in this post 9/11 world.
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -3/+92For most people, a sentence consists of a noun and a verb.
For Giuliani, it consists of a noun, a verb and 9/11. - 4video, on 01/08/2008, -0/+73Rudy suffers from 911 Tourettes Syndrome. That is all.
- joncarr, on 01/08/2008, -2/+71Does he drive a Porsche by any chance?
- MBX1, on 01/08/2008, -0/+67TV Host: Mr. Giuliani. When do you usually go to bed?
Rudy: At 9:11 - eekfuh, on 01/08/2008, -8/+74Wouldn't it be the copyright office he'd be going to?
- DavidYeah, on 01/08/2008, -0/+55Does anyone else feel like 9/11 is now less of a short-hand for a national tragedy and more of a bumper sticker for authoritarian politics? I hear 9/11 and all I feel now is contempt for people who use it in every political speech to try to build that fear again. These guys just don't understand that it doesn't work anymore.
- Mizzike, on 01/08/2008, -7/+60What the hell do 9/11 funerals have to do with crying about how difficult campaigning can be? W... T... F!!!!! ...so totally dugg.
- eosp, on 01/08/2008, -1/+541. Whoosh.
2. No, trademark office. - Lugano, on 01/08/2008, -1/+48Is anyone else reminded of the Family Guy episode where Louise run's for mayor and to win all she does is say "911" over and over again and the people go nuts for her. Eventually she doesn't even try to anwser the questions in the debate. It's a classic moment :)
- peaceninja, on 01/08/2008, -3/+45i think this is brilliant
- ayeroxor, on 01/08/2008, -11/+51The guy's a joke. The party's line is a joke.
9-11 occured under:
Republican president
Republican vice president
Republican House
Republican Senate
Republican mayor
So remind me again why we should believe we'll be safer with another Republican? - inactive, on 08/11/2008, -2/+40It's funny, this election has some of the laughably worst candidates of all time and some of the best. It will turn out interesting to be sure...
- MindTrigger, on 01/08/2008, -3/+41The people who would vote for this moron, are the same people who sit at home and live in fear that Bin Laden is going to blow them up. They believe everything Bush says about the "War on Terra", and they support all out war in the Middle East. They are scared, sad little people who don't mind watching their civil liberties disappear every time Bush signs an executive order.
- MysticSavage, on 01/08/2008, -0/+38One of these days, he will go completely senile...and no one will notice.
- binorgog, on 08/07/2008, -3/+36Stolen almost verbatim from comment number one on that site.
- relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -0/+33"Oh, of COURSE..."
I wish television pundits would stop being enablers for this kind of ***** and tell him to shut up already. - dagnabbit, on 01/08/2008, -1/+33at which point it becomes quite outrageous.
- martron3000, on 01/08/2008, -1/+32"What would you like for dinner, Rudy ?"
Rudy: "Well, you know, on 9/11 I was too upset to eat dinner".
(must be nice to have one answer for every question) - techie4life, on 01/08/2008, -5/+35correlation != causation - that being said i still wouldn't vote either party because its that party, id vote based on the candidate.
- snypa, on 01/08/2008, -1/+29You really don't understand how much of a wanker Giuliani is do you.
- MindTrigger, on 01/08/2008, -2/+29Hey, you stole the word "verbatim" from something I said the other day.
- sugarazor, on 01/08/2008, -0/+25He's constantly attacked for referencing 9/11, a little subtlety or maybe cutting back on saying it every other sentence would go a long way. Maybe something like, "I think it's hard for candidates to not get upset in a public forum because of the tremendous amount of pressure." Simple as that.
- pintomp3, on 01/08/2008, -8/+32on 9/11 all the neocons shed tears... of joy.
- fxu1989, on 01/08/2008, -6/+299iu11aNY < <
- fixty, on 01/08/2008, -1/+23If you haven't seen the voice-over clip "Top Secret Audio: Democrats Meet Republicans at NH Debate"...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SPOj-CUrums
...the Giuliani 911 voice is pretty funny (starts about a minute into the clip). - NotOptium, on 01/08/2008, -0/+21Hell, listen to that lady's response.
Giuliani: "...if you look at me, September 11--the funerals, the memorial service--there were times when it was just impossible..."
Reporter: *short grieving sigh* Oh of course!
Giuliani: "...not to feel emotion."
This would be hilarious if it were in some kind of satirical writing instead of actually happening. - Godlike, on 01/08/2008, -0/+20Nine... (gasp)...
- rosullivan, on 01/08/2008, -1/+20Rudy has 9/11 Tourette's. I have a feeling this is how Rudy's brain sounds when left to his own devices:
"9/11... blah blah blah... 9/11. I have fear 9/11 9/11 breaker breaker pussy ass 9/11 9/11 9/11 blah blah blah 9/11 pussy pussy ass ass titties say something about "not a sanctuary city" 9/11 blah blah blah chatter chatter 9/11 9/11 chatter chatter blah blah 9/11 9/11 where's Judith? 9/11 9/11 pussy pussy pussy ass ass ass 9/11 9/11 chatter blah blah 9/11" - Calann, on 01/08/2008, -0/+18How long can it be till he officially changes his name to Rudy NineEleven Giuliani?
- sodade, on 01/08/2008, -6/+24The news media is such a ***** joke. Why don't they ask this dillweed some real questions?
"Have you taken Ron Paul's advice and read up on the root causes of 9/11?" - sonar_un, on 01/08/2008, -11/+29Dugg for Family Guy reference
- DavidYeah, on 01/08/2008, -3/+20Your conclusion doesn't follow your premises. Logical fallacy ftw.
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -1/+18what a dick
- slang75, on 01/08/2008, -0/+16No, he was asked about ever tearing up on the campaign trail.
- wetard57, on 01/08/2008, -2/+17every time i see Rudy speak i think of this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vSk4SUpWVuY - skyfire1, on 01/08/2008, -1/+16I saw 9iu11aNY on digg a few days ago.
- MTessa, on 01/08/2008, -3/+17I guess he's not up for the 'we want things to change' movement. Selfish &^%$ to prey on the pain of people for personal gain.
- nicktheawesome, on 01/08/2008, -1/+14Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?
Did it make you feel like cryin', or did you think it was kind of gay?
Well I, for one, believe in the ladder to heaven.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. 9-11
I said 9-11, 9-11, 9-11, Ni-hi, hi-hine___
Eleven.
Where were you when they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heaven?
Where were you when they saved that ladder to heaven?
Where were you when they decided heaven was a more intangible idea 'n you couldn't, you couldn't really get there? - Adma1, on 01/09/2008, -2/+15You know, I was watching the video and as I watched the slider move ever closer to the end I still thought to myself "there's no way he can fit 9/11 in with this question", boy, did he pull through there at the end, phew.
- Terr01, on 01/08/2008, -1/+13Because Joe Biden is Chuck Norris, lying in wait. The Chuck Norris we see today is an inferior clone, created for the express purpose of luring his enemies into a false sense of security, while the real one prepares for his night of vengeance.
(Chuck Norris doesn't clone. He just kicks himself into mitosis.) - gharding, on 01/08/2008, -1/+13Why can't a reporter call him on this? Has anyone tried? "Hi, we keep asking you questions, but all you do is say 9/11. Could you give a real answer for a change?" I mean, this is assuming Rudy actually lets them get to the end of their question before interrupting and "answering" a question which was never asked. *****, I hate politicians.
- radink360, on 01/08/2008, -4/+16"Mr. Guiliani, what is your favorite ice cream flavor?"
"I think I like 9/11 the best, so smooth and creamy." -
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