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- undervalued, on 09/26/2009, -9/+51IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT VAN GOGH HAD THE BEST EAR REMOVAL INCIDENT!
- BasalCellBossk, on 09/26/2009, -2/+36How utterly retarded to take this statement literally. In context, Clinton was telling Gore that he understood why the latter trashed him publically, that it was understandable and necessary politically, and to illustrate this, made a joke saying he would even accept an extreme violent act Gore could perform upon him in order to gain votes.
He did not literally mean he would have his ***** ear cut off. FOR *****'S SAKE! - MMusick, on 09/25/2009, -1/+33Vincent Van Gore.
- preppypoof, on 09/25/2009, -3/+27i swear to god, if someone comes in here with a kanye meme'd comment comparing this to vincent van gogh, i'm going to ***** kill someone.
- ftc08, on 09/26/2009, -0/+19you forgot "OF ALL TIME"
also, prepare to feel the wrath of preppypoof. - HonestCake, on 09/26/2009, -0/+13Calm down sir, if people don't get that, they can't be saved, and arn't worth saving.
Like the pandas. - jordanmc, on 09/26/2009, -1/+13I know one appendage Clinton wouldn't sacrifice.
- Jaime2000, on 09/26/2009, -0/+9So... have you chosen a victim yet?
- mikehayes19, on 09/25/2009, -5/+14Clinton. What a legend.
- SkinnerBox, on 09/26/2009, -0/+9God.. you did it so wrong.
- SkinnerBox, on 09/26/2009, -0/+7Is hyperbole really news?
- vizerei, on 09/26/2009, -0/+7Ok, so why has newsweek resorted to telegraph.co.uk/tabloid/dailymail.co.uk-ish articles with very little content or supporting evidence?
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SOME GUY WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE INFORMATION THAT MAY BE WHOLLY, PARTIALLY, OR NOT AT ALL CORRECT SAID SOMETHING SO WE BELIEVE IT!
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Seriously? Cut off his ear? Have you ever heard of a joke, sarcasm, or dry sense of humor? - inactive, on 09/26/2009, -0/+5It's not easy being cheesy, is it?
- senae, on 09/26/2009, -0/+5YO PREPPYPOOF, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT PEDOBEAR IS THE MOST PROLIFIC MEME OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!
- christoast, on 09/26/2009, -0/+4Common misconception, Van Gogh didn't mail the ear, he gave it to a prostitute at a whore house.
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - sciencelovesyou, on 09/26/2009, -0/+2I was really more poking at the "SOME GUY" aspect of the above article, as that is, quite literally, how they seem to approach Taylor Branch. (Especially considering that they go so far as to reference Dave Corn TALKING ABOUT Taylor Branch's interviews.)
I apologize for the, er, vagueness of my statement. I shall proceed to sentence myself to vigorous anti-vagueness exercises, twice a day, until no such errors are further possible.
End transmission.
"Is every human being objective and perfect in observation and social interaction?" - maus56, on 09/26/2009, -1/+3Would you?
- senae, on 09/26/2009, -0/+2Only when it's bashing the other team!
- Swift2, on 09/26/2009, -0/+2Unless the public officials of the GOP go public and denounce the nuts in that movement, then they're the same as that movement.
- Swift2, on 09/26/2009, -0/+2That's the obvious point. Clinton is asked, "Did you mind that Gore said some unflattering things about you during his campaign?" Clinton says, "I'd have let him cut off my ear and mail it to Isikoff!" Does nobody speak American when it comes to Clinton? This "reporter" is too Beavis and Butthead -- heh heh, he said "cut off ear" -- to be believed.
The larger point, during that time, was that Gore was not asking the ol' campaigner to make speeches for him. Stupid mistake. Gore also chose that dastardly prick Lieberman for veep, and what he got for that was a "kiss-kiss" debate with the monster Cheney, and a stab in the back about the invalid mail-in ballots in Florida. Face it, Gore had a political tin ear, and not enough confidence to know what to do in that campaign. If he had been a campaigner like Clinton, he'd have won by 10 points and we wouldn't have had to put up with The Ridiculous Hulk -- Hulk Smash! -- as president at all. - XZanatos, on 09/26/2009, -1/+3If cutting off Clinton's ear would have kept Bush out of the White House *I* would have done it for them myself.
- Boogalou007, on 09/26/2009, -0/+1I'd like to think this is the Teabaggers, most Republicans are at least somewhat sane?
- scrivener212, on 09/26/2009, -0/+1Don't get your panties in a bunch, Turkman182. He was just joshing. If he meant it, he would have cited a really important body part. Only crazy French impressionist painters give up their ears.
- morrislevy, on 09/26/2009, -0/+1Now there's a new definition to "lend me your ear".
- vizerei, on 09/26/2009, -1/+2Do everyone a favor and read the last sentence of my comment just one more time.
Next, think the following to yourself:
"Is every human being objective and perfect in observation and social interaction? Is it possible for someone to have no agenda, political affiliation, or name to make for them self in journalism on that scale? Do authors, journalists, and their respective media outlets tend to report the complete truth in an objective fashion and in the way the politician intended to be interpreted?"
Hint: All three answers should be "no". - palehorse864, on 09/26/2009, -1/+2You're right, It's clearly hyperbole, and Clinton was joking, but can you imagine if a republican, any republican said the same thing in the same joking manner? The comments section would be flooded with
"Wow THE repugnicans are really NUTS"
"I'm not angry at the rpblitards, I'm more scared and exasperated."
"Is there anything those scummy publers won't do for votes!?" - errik03, on 09/26/2009, -1/+2dugg for good timing
- bugsy187, on 09/26/2009, -1/+2/s
- palehorse864, on 09/26/2009, -0/+1Exactly what I was thinking Rocknog.
- gankige, on 09/26/2009, -1/+2I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have gotten him more votes. Publicity maybe. But not votes.
- rocknog, on 09/26/2009, -0/+1God, I hate the Republican/Democrat back and forth. Both parties are ***** retarded, but they both keep this ***** up like "Oh yeah, we totally got the other side and showed that they're a bunch of hypocrites/morons."
- inactive, on 09/26/2009, -5/+5No no no, that's the Republican strategy. Go ***** crazy to gain votes.
- GeorgeTirebiter, on 09/29/2009, -1/+1In his own mind.
- palehorse864, on 09/26/2009, -1/+1""To gain votes, he would let Gore cut off his ear and mail it to reporter Michael Isikoff of Newsweek...."
I think we're misreading this. We're looking at Clinton as a Van Gogh in this reading, where he's really more of a Zap Brannigan."
" let Gore cut off his ear"
Gore: Umm, that's very Van Gogh of you Mr. President.
Clinton: No Gore, it's very Van Gogh of you. - Spoomeister, on 09/26/2009, -1/+1It's a figure of speech, you dumb *****.
- sciencelovesyou, on 09/26/2009, -2/+1... Some guy? Taylor Branch? Author of the amazing "America in the King Years" , "The Empire Blues" and "Blowing the Whistle"? Winner of the Dayton Literary Peace Prize? Who conducted numerous interviews with Clinton while he was in office?
That's like saying that Buzz Aldrin is just "some guy" when it comes to how NASA works. - Boogalou007, on 09/26/2009, -2/+1"Paraphasing (It's spelled Paraphrasing you idiot!) this portion of the conversation," in other words they're quoting a joke.
Nonsense, buried.
Is that the best the Teabaggers can do??? Cutting off his ear? How f-ing retarded...
Would love to see a real source for this article, the one provided is a joke... - RachelJTM, on 09/25/2009, -5/+3huh?


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