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- Lord_oftheTrons, on 10/11/2007, -191/+557"Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist."
Only rule that I didn't like. - iEnigma, on 10/11/2007, -36/+383Why do so many people always reply to the 1st comment when their comments aren't related?
*prepares to be dugg down* - PommyBrit, on 10/11/2007, -48/+345i find it ironic how some of the atheists are getting extra-sensitive over him poking fun at us =P
- mccrusc, on 10/11/2007, -5/+227The only thing he wouldn't joke about was his marriage. So apparently, the only person stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris' wife.
- strafefire, on 10/11/2007, -34/+227Read this at work. Laughed so hard that by boss came over to my cube. Showed it to him, and he laughed his ass off too...
- jhub908, on 10/11/2007, -76/+250"Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist."
ya know, the nazi's had pieces of flair they made the jews wear... - BrandonMills, on 10/11/2007, -21/+151At least people know who Chuck Norris is.
- merreborn, on 10/11/2007, -9/+134"I know Chuck Norris's niece's friend's brother. Well. His niece is on the same soccer team of the sister of my friend's sister.."
Mad TV's Will Sasso is my fiance's ex-roomate's cousin. You and I should start a club. - RickyLS, on 10/11/2007, -35/+150Chill--he's just joking. The whole article is sarcasm--little sensitive aren't we?
- Jugalator, on 10/11/2007, -20/+117""What an *****," indeed."
1. Did you notice a common theme in that entire article? That it is full of exaggerations, and simple jokes?
2. You are no better than religious zealots calling atheists "idiots". :-p
Come on, why can't we joke about religions anymore... :-p Does that always have to be so bloody serious.
And even if he doesn't joke... Jeez, let him believe in what he wants without getting your panties in a knot. - Jugalator, on 10/11/2007, -22/+107As for the forehead thing, I hope even an atheist has a distance to his/her belief / or lack of it. At least I laughed at it, despite not being a religious zealot. ;-)
- JigoroKano, on 10/11/2007, -39/+123@RickyLS
He's half kidding. Chuck is a nutty creationist that dislikes atheism, the separation of church and state, and evolution.
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567 - merreborn, on 10/11/2007, -9/+85"I was lauging until I got to the "Tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust', on the forehead of every atheist.""
Grow up. Everyone gets razzed. That includes groups you're a member of. This whole "Making fun of people is funny until you make fun of me, then it's wrong" crap is immature and thin-skinned. - istatic, on 10/11/2007, -12/+86He did this one just for Digg:
Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O' Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return). - cr4ft, on 10/11/2007, -5/+75Hopefully he runs, what could be better than seeing an angry Chuck roundhouse kick Giuliani in the temple during a debate?
- sagat, on 10/11/2007, -18/+82If he did run then at least there would be one candidate who doesn't take himself too seriously. Way to go Chuck!
- mikesbaker, on 10/11/2007, -16/+77Digg Atheists. Any chance you get you attack Christians on digg and pat each other on the back for how clever you all are. But read one joke on one website and not only do you miss the humor you act like is some kind of attack and proof of the fascist theists.
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. - SteelChicken, on 10/11/2007, -14/+75Chucks blog = barrens chat
- coit, on 10/11/2007, -7/+67So, for you, free speech is OK as long as it isn't something you don't agree with, eh?
Oh, and get a fscking sense of humor, why don't ya? - zyl0x, on 10/11/2007, -6/+66Of course he's joking. I think your tinfoil hat is on a little too tight.
- effinboy, on 10/11/2007, -14/+60Dugg for making sensitive atheists cry.
- jewdiknight, on 10/11/2007, -22/+66but yet I am sure you would have dugg him up if he said he would have Richard Dawkin quotes tattooed instead. Double standard I think. lighten up, not everyone is liberal (gasp)
- TrainingName, on 10/11/2007, -4/+48Chuck Norris runs for presidency, presidency runs away from Chuck Norris.
- The2ndAct, on 10/11/2007, -9/+50Couldn't disagree more. I love the fact that Chuck embraces the jokes.
- DamienChaos, on 10/11/2007, -2/+43"The Crossroads is under attack..."
- Bhatch514, on 10/11/2007, -6/+44"Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet."
It is good to know that chuck has a sense of humor. - themoose, on 10/11/2007, -8/+44"Make all Chuck Norris facts come true (well, not quite all of them – I'm a happily, married man!)"
Loved that! - MrZeolite, on 10/11/2007, -6/+41Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
- sonetlumiere87, on 10/11/2007, -11/+45I gotta agree with pommybrit. One little joke about atheist and they all start flippin out. Obviously I'm not an atheist and i don't have any problems with people who are atheist its just funny that no one really makes jokes on atheism yet everyday wherever you go someone is joking christianity
- pOwErEdByNOS, on 10/11/2007, -11/+45If I am elected president
Posted: June 11, 2007
1:00 a.m. Eastern
I was wondering the other day, if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises?
I made a list I'm certain can get me elected.
If I'm elected president, I will…
Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can't vote on anything.
Cut spending by dismissing the Secret Service, at least for my eight years in office (why would I need them?).
Resurrect Bruce Lee and appoint him head of homeland security (OK, the CIA and FBI too).
Give a presidential pardon to … no one, ever. Baretta was right in the '70s, "Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. Don't do it!"
Turn the Rose Garden into a new fighting ring for the World Combat League, in which liberals and conservatives will fight for legislative leadership and priority. (For fun, Saturday night fights will feature a recurring bout between Hannity and Colmes). "American Idol" already told me they will provide the entertainment.
Require Bill Gates and Warren Buffet to personally pay for national, comprehensive medical coverage for every American (or meet me in the Rose Garden).
Increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and steal them back from other countries.
Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist.
(Column continues below)
Give a tax credit to anyone naming their children Walker or Texas Ranger (excluding Will Farrell).
Resolve the Iraq war by bringing all of our military personnel home immediately, then going over there by myself for "martial arts negotiations."
Hang Saddam Hussein (Whoops – scratch that – already did it undercover).
Convey my plan for world peace to the United Nations: taking the governor of California with me on our "kick butt and ask questions later" USO world tour.
Give every new military enlistee abroad a copy of my upcoming new book, "The Threat of Justice," with the words, "Arnold and I will be back to pump you up!" above my autograph.
Bring on Donald Trump as my apprentice. When my presidential term is complete and he has obtained his black belt, or whichever comes first, he can buy the White House and of course rename it (to, what else, "The Trump House").
Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O' Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return).
Ask producer Mark Barnett to film "Survivor – Camp David," where world leaders will meet annually, for an all-out cage-fighting championship. The winner will take home $1,000,000 in Disney Dollars, good in Europe or America.
Send an autographed photo of me and my horse (no dogs in my White House) to everyone who commits to read my new WorldNetDaily "presidential column" and blast a blog who dares to disagree with me.
Complete the plan to bring Tony Blair to the U.S. as my vice president.
Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.
Replace Letterman, Leno or Conan once monthly, since stand-up comedy is what most governmental officials do anyway.
Ask Al Gore to provide me with a special governmental study on the connection between spotted owl extinction and global warming. (I'm pretty sure Michael Moore will film the docudrama).
Help Rosie transition from "The View" to the pew – it might help her get over that anger problem. If the pew doesn't work, she can spar Trump in the Rose Garden.
First and foremost, however, my greatest priorities will be to …
Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues.
Make all Chuck Norris facts come true (well, not quite all of them – I'm a happily, married man!)
Looking over my campaign promises, I'm sure my liberal friends are even now rejoicing that I'm not really running for president. However, my hope is still out that Newt will jump into the race! - ironrex, on 10/11/2007, -8/+40Some people stay in the barrens specifically for it.
- catalysis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+33Actually, I think he might be serious about sending in ninja teams to steal jobs back from other countries.
/sarcasm
(thrallie, I included that /sarcasm just for you) - disciple83, on 10/11/2007, -5/+32@ alex
wow, dude, you get caught being too liberal for digg, and to try to make up for it you blame poor grammar? On Digg?
I'll admit to being conservative, it's ok though, we all have different views. And while I did chuckle a little on the inside for the tattooing thing, I don't think it was that big of a deal given the context of the entire piece as a whole, as many others will note here. I think that's what's wrong with people like you. You get all worked up over something that isn't 100% your thing, and scream and whine and bitch because deep down it's the only defense you have save for curling up in a fetal position and crying yourself to sleep at night. And when you get caught, you run a distraction pattern to make it seem like you're not at fault.
Besides, who the hell are you to be challenging Chuck Norris? You've read the stories, you don't stand a chance. - dshPls, on 10/11/2007, -9/+35Whare is Mankirks wife?!?!1
- rberk72, on 10/11/2007, -7/+28The atheist contingent on Digg (huge as it is) is awfully sensitive. Come on guys, if you're going to rip Christians, the Religious Right, et al, on a daily basis, you should be man enough to take a little of the same yourself. At least you are prepared for the worst case scenario, for if you don't believe in Chuck, his powers are useless against you!
- austintheheller, on 10/11/2007, -8/+28"'Tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust', on the forehead of every atheist.' - What an *****."
"I have lost all respect/awe for the man."
"***** Chuck."
"He hates atheists (obvious by the atheist rule) and he pretty much supports fascism."
"this was ***** retarded."
"oh, and as an atheist... ***** you!"
"The atheist one is disgusting"
"chuck norris is a douche"
"What a ocky, douchebag, piece of *****"
Damn, it's just a joke... relax... - Felion, on 10/11/2007, -6/+23I lol'd
- supimscott, on 10/11/2007, -5/+20Hahaha here's another fresh joke www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com
- hammerpants, on 10/11/2007, -3/+18Nobody reads comments this far down. Why even say anything?
- dcmjzero, on 10/11/2007, -3/+17@foolfromhell
I am his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate. Which makes us absolutely nothing!
/Spaceballs - thlinux, on 10/11/2007, -11/+24OK all you God haters out there... TAKE A JOKE. Us fundies have to put up with your ignorant comments all over the digg. GET OVER YOURSELVES.
- mt066, on 10/11/2007, -8/+21Sweet. I love how this article is both hilarious and exposing the "you should be able to ridicule anything except for atheism" atheists
- Pixelante, on 10/11/2007, -9/+22"Seems like a perfectly natural reaction to me."
For pompous imbeciles, yes. The rest of us can take jokes. Humour denotes intelligence.
Maybe you're not as smart as you seem fond to believe. - spritom, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- 1mabu77fac3, on 10/11/2007, -12/+24it's a joke, take it as such you fascist deistphobe.
- NoStoppingUs, on 10/11/2007, -15/+27its amazing how closeminded all of you diggers claim theists to be, yet i read these comments from the atheists and..wow
i mean, i know you guys are a bunch of hypocrites, but damn! - qualish, on 10/11/2007, -3/+15Even for a "In Soviet Russia" joke that doesn't make sense.
- Dacvak, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14It's so awesome that Chuck Norris plays along with the whole internet cult thing, even if it is old and played out.
It's kind of funny, I didn't expect THE Chuck Norris to try to bring his own jokes back. - ipxodi, on 10/11/2007, -6/+17### duryodana
Yep -- still funny. Cause I have a sense of humor and know when to take things as such.
jeez, take a pill or something.
Am an atheist. - xtiger, on 10/11/2007, -10/+21He's got my vote!!
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