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Admiral who lied about having sex in White House is so sorry

usatoday.com — During a drinking version of truth or dare, he told her and a group of White House staffers that his wife had died years before of breast cancer. He later asked if he could come to her room to give her a 'back rub', and that night, they had sex for the first time. Bush wrote a second letter to Navy superiors saying Stufflebeem should be promoted...

Who dugg this? Made popular May 13, 2008

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  • spinchange, on 05/13/2008, -8/+111he rose to power from deck seamen and then fell from grace by dick semen. classic fail.
  • trghpy, on 05/13/2008, -7/+74Bleh, was she under age? no.
    Who cares? ***** waste of time over something the government will never be able to control.
  • andyduncan, on 05/13/2008, -3/+63Once again the news media is keeping us well informed of the fact that somewhere, somehow, two people are *****.
  • inactive, on 05/13/2008, -3/+56HAHAHA no but seriously, my wife is dead.

    Hey! Wanna back rub?
  • mciampa1214, on 05/13/2008, -6/+54So a president can do it but an admiral can't?
  • K1ngcrimson, on 05/13/2008, -16/+49He is so sorry now that he has been CAUGHT! jackass.
    Idiot deserves everything thats coming to him
  • bcerz811, on 05/13/2008, -3/+33i dont understand why anybody really cares about this...i dont give a crap about this guys personal life...is he good at his job? then why shouldnt he be promoted? he may be a sh*tty husband, but thats none of anyone elses business except his wife's and the girl he lied to...i certainly couldnt care less.
  • Jimbob200, on 05/13/2008, -1/+28you are a scholar
  • keltin, on 05/13/2008, -5/+34What snagged him? Lying to the Investigator General. The first transgression was one more of a personal nature, although certainly not condoned.
    When you lie about it to an official, however, the ax certianly needs to fall.
  • inactive, on 05/13/2008, -1/+19Just goes to show that despite a distinguished, impressive career, one mistake can mess up the whole thing. He shouldn't have lied, at least on top of being sleazy in his personal business. So many people get busted not for their personal transgressions but for covering them up.
  • CraigCarlyle, on 05/13/2008, -0/+19Did anybody else think this was an Onion article when they read the headline?
  • stilesja, on 05/13/2008, -0/+17Dude, thats like says whats the difference between playing baseball at your local little league field and playing in Yankee Stadium.
    The White House is the major leagues for adulterers. Its like being called up to the pros.
  • TheWestExit, on 05/13/2008, -0/+16Because what he did violates the Uniform Code of Military Justice that he agreed to when he entered the service. Should this be reported? Yeah, a high ranking official getting ousted should be reported. Should it be the main focus in the comming days and weeks? No, it's a military matter that shoul dbe handled by the military.
  • Track3r, on 05/13/2008, -3/+22What's so different about having sex in the White House then anywhere else?
  • mCanada, on 05/13/2008, -0/+12By the powers of digg I pronounce this thread closed.
  • supermanky, on 05/13/2008, -0/+12Oh *****. This story is perfect. It had me laughing nonstop. The name, "Stufflebeem" is entirely appropriate. And I recommend reading this story aloud in a group, in a very dramatic, slightly angry voice. Yes.
  • crapmatic, on 05/13/2008, -2/+12Hmm.. can we possibly top that comment?
  • topherbook, on 05/13/2008, -1/+10That's what she said.
  • loveandrockets, on 05/13/2008, -0/+9So the guy got some trim on the side and of course she absolutely didn't know he was married. I'm sure he slips his wedding ring on and off while cruising the White House for chicks.

    We need to take a more European attitude to these kinds of things. People have sex. It's a fact.
  • alittleroy101, on 05/13/2008, -1/+10Can't see the spooge stains.
  • Dumbledorito, on 05/13/2008, -0/+9"Stufflebeem?"

    That sounds more like a British Admiral in a Gilbert & Sullivan production. We'd probably had the same setup as this, but it would be charmingly amusing and end with a musical number called "Follies of the Naval Nightly Maneuvers" or something.
  • aristotle0dude, on 05/13/2008, -2/+10Why do you Americans obsess over the sex lives of others?
  • WestonP, on 05/13/2008, -2/+10I'm not sure why this is even news these days... you'd save quite a bit of time and effort if you only reported on people in politics who *aren't* adulterers. Seems like pretty much everyone in the White House in an untrustworthy POS.
  • MiscMouse, on 05/13/2008, -5/+13Nobody cares.
  • dafunkmonster, on 05/13/2008, -0/+8With a name like "Stufflebeem", what do you expect?
  • whalt, on 05/13/2008, -0/+7Stufflebeem is bad enough but his nickname was "Boomer." Boomer? I hardly know her.
  • Drahkir, on 05/13/2008, -0/+7Why did you post?
  • thelastcivilian, on 05/13/2008, -6/+14You know what? Ignoring the fact that this has been the worst presidency ever, the White House sure is a fun place.
  • chungmaster, on 05/13/2008, -1/+8Oh yeah because we all love Hillary so much......
  • doctorfungi, on 05/13/2008, -1/+7This isn't a text message.
  • VinceNoir, on 05/13/2008, -0/+8Yeah. No joke. I wonder if he ever asked her if she wanted to "get Stufflebeamed"? Or does he call his member the "U.S.S. Stufflebeam"? There's just no end to the fun you can have with his name.
  • archer75, on 05/13/2008, -1/+8Why do we care who or where he had sex?
  • Emnsta, on 05/13/2008, -5/+12But was she hot?
  • Cattywampus, on 05/13/2008, -0/+6He got someone to fall for the old "give you a backrub" line? That's almost as bad as the "Come to my room so I can show you my etchings" cliche!
  • Dumbledorito, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5Why, no, they didn't. There wasn't even an impeachment, disbarring, and Jay Leno making jokes about it in his monologue to this very day.
  • Ebeach, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5::on the bridge of the USS Stufflebeam as he's about to close the deal::
    Dive!! Dive!!
  • SaladCactusKing, on 05/13/2008, -1/+6This happened in 1990, why is he getting fired now? o_O
  • lrdntwnd, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5I think you're referring to the wrong Bush... It was Bush "Sr." who gave him the promotion....
  • RebeL5K, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5Good president, ***** husband.
  • dtfinch, on 05/13/2008, -0/+6"My wife died"
    Epic pickup line.
  • Tyrghast, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5This is the critical element that decides the fate of this man. I can only hope she was smokin'.
  • doctorfungi, on 05/13/2008, -3/+8Save it for the other 99% of digg articles.
  • minnymoo, on 05/13/2008, -6/+10"sleeping quarters in the White House basement "
    -better than your moms basement...
  • inactive, on 05/13/2008, -10/+15Uh, "popular" isn't quite the word you are looking for.
    Loathed.
    Hated.
    Despised.
    Looked down upon.
    The guy only unAmerican rightards could love.

  • veloscaper, on 05/13/2008, -3/+9except when it's the Prez or VP. If they say something by definition of their office it is the truth and legal.
  • mciampa1214, on 05/13/2008, -4/+9Wrong Bush.
  • coolian, on 05/13/2008, -3/+8"pinnacle of puritanical turpitudes"

    How's your SAT prep comin along?
  • AzureRise, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Of course you wouldn't be sorry, you keep failing to get it so you'd be glad to finally get it.
  • EtherGnat, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5I can forgive the guy for lying about an affair--in fact it's pretty much an integral part of the act. Obviously neither act shows the best of character, but I generally think it's best to keep public and private lives separate.

    What boggles my mind is the stupidity of lying about something for which official documentation exists. That shows amazingly poor judgment.
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