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- darthjure, on 01/19/2009, -19/+415Bill Clinton found someone to give him a job. Wait... what are we talking about?
- TouchingWood, on 01/19/2009, -29/+306I need someone to wash my car. I wonder if he would f%&ck that up too?
- cabdirazzaq, on 01/19/2009, -17/+224What are you kidding? His autobiography will probably be the best selling presidential book ever. Not because he did anything right but because he did EVERYTHING wrong, controversy sells.
- AngryAngryBrian, on 01/19/2009, -10/+185WalMart Greeter
- AriKant, on 01/19/2009, -15/+153Of course he will... his father will buy him a job just like he bought him his education, his pre-presidential career, and his presidency.
- aednichols, on 01/19/2009, -7/+106Lobbyist for Halliburton or Blackwater USA.
- 1807, on 01/19/2009, -7/+106You know what he could do for a lot of money? He could just go to Times Square in New York and let people pay 5 bucks to kick him in the balls.
- Azathothh, on 01/19/2009, -7/+981- Work in the Daily Show.
2- Huge laughs
3 - Increased ratings
4 - Profit! - sizzzzlerz, on 01/19/2009, -3/+88Instead of washing your car, he'd wash a car down the street and then declare mission accomplished. The owner of that car would be without a vehicle for the next 6 years and bush would charge you 600 billion for his work.
- braja, on 01/19/2009, -7/+90Clinton may have cheated on his wife, but at least he didn't cheat on his country.
- RG13, on 01/19/2009, -3/+68Oh come on, that's unfair. Even WalMart has standards
- snotrokit, on 01/19/2009, -4/+63Now presenting your next Fox News political analyst..........
- SitPoMk, on 01/19/2009, -1/+60Well played, sir. well played
- brokencode, on 01/19/2009, -4/+53He's already rich. He can do whatever the hell he wants.
- inactive, on 01/19/2009, -5/+54Krusty needs a new sidekick.
- SamSks, on 01/19/2009, -3/+50Some book titles:
"Using The Christian Right for Fun and Profit!"
"How to Get Rich and Powerful Quick: First, Have a Rich and Powerful Father."
"How Dick Cheney Ran The Whitehouse while I Took Vacations"
"Why Does Daddy Love Bill Clinton better than Me" - that one will get him on Oprah
"How I Stopped Terrorist Attacks on US Soil by Invading Other Countries"
"W's Guide on How to Get Out of Military Service Scot Free! (With a Little Help from Daddy's connections)" - skeen07, on 01/19/2009, -4/+44What do Presidents get paid for that matter?
In any event, like almost all Presidents before him, he comes from a rich background and will never need a job. - shaka776, on 01/19/2009, -2/+40WMD cleanup on aisle 5...
- kebinusan, on 01/19/2009, -4/+38Im sure haliburton will give him a board position or something they've made a killing with their private army and other nonsense in Iraq
- Aleman360, on 01/19/2009, -11/+45This country is full of dumbasses so he'll surely find an audience somewhere:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_011609 ... - pixelate, on 01/19/2009, -1/+33He's been working for the Daily Show all along! We all fell for it.
- EtherealSOC, on 01/19/2009, -1/+31For 8 years I was hoping someone would give Bush a 'job' so we could start the impeachment process...
- cannonball, on 01/19/2009, -0/+30laura bush killed a guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dutton_Dougla ... - Biscuitz, on 01/19/2009, -3/+32Win.
- richgustavson, on 01/19/2009, -6/+34I see what you did there.
- SamSks, on 01/19/2009, -1/+29Oh *****! I forgot the best one!:
"Being President of the United States for Dummies!" - Jauladeoro, on 01/19/2009, -0/+25Bush couldn't do any worse than me.
When I was 8 years old I wanted to surprise my Dad for Father's Day by washing his car. While I was scrubbing away with an old rag in soapy water, I accidentally dropped the rag on the driveway. It had little pebbles on it when I picked it up, which I didn't realize before I went back to scrubbing in nice wide, circular motions.
It was not a happy Father's Day. - grzelakc, on 01/19/2009, -1/+25The car would be full of dents, scratches and have its windshield smashed.
- doctornkul, on 01/19/2009, -0/+24400,000 a year.
- KSUdesigner, on 01/19/2009, -12/+36And yet, he is still a saint compared to Bush.
- sunburner, on 01/19/2009, -8/+31Going to every American city and apologizing to people would be a great job. Oh there goes my imagination again!
- kingofinternet, on 01/19/2009, -8/+29still whining about clinton? get a life.
also, it should be added that George W. Bush himself gave Bill Clinton a job after the Indian Ocean tsunami. - cJw314, on 01/19/2009, -0/+18Wow... am I missing something here? The what of what?
- morogolus, on 01/19/2009, -8/+26He's gotten so much money from lobbyists and military contractors that he never needs to work another day in his life.
- lhbaker, on 01/19/2009, -19/+36He'll end up as president of Bob Jones University. Laura will be the librarian.
- hankidic, on 01/19/2009, -0/+17then $200k retirement
- UselessTrivia, on 01/19/2009, -0/+16But also with 100% room and board. He probably hasn't written a check for anything but christmas and birthday presents for 8 years.
I'm not sure whether he has the pay the mortgage for Crawford as well, because that's more or less a government outpost with permanent security staff even while he's not there. The government might lease it from him or at least reimburse for utilities and whatnot. - cJw314, on 01/19/2009, -4/+19He's not old enough - or smart enough - for that position.
- Daxx22, on 01/19/2009, -1/+16That's not a joke. Every had to clean a woman's public bathroom?
- Suzilla, on 01/19/2009, -9/+23The only "book" by Bush (and/or Cheney) I'd be interested in reading is the transcript of their trial(s) for the myriad of crimes they've committed.
Sadly, Iit's doubtful those will ever see print. - bjornski, on 01/19/2009, -1/+14Nope! No WMD's in the glove compartment! None under the seat either!
- bluehouse, on 01/19/2009, -3/+16you know some whacked out religious groups are gunna pay him big bucks to speak and those same nutters will buy whatever book he puts out. Don't worry folks, Dubya will be A-OK
- JoeVet, on 01/19/2009, -2/+15It was the Republicans who capitalized on Bill Clinton's personal life. His bedroom antics had no bearing on his job as president. All it did was to allow the Republicans to feign indignancy and pander to their right wing extremist voter base. Personnally I would rather a president that fools around while incr4easing economic growth and limiting government spending than to have a "model of virtue" like Bush run this country into the ground.
- airmann90, on 01/19/2009, -4/+16Biodegradable too, so I can wipe my ass with it...
- TheMachine1, on 01/19/2009, -10/+22He could do Slim Jim commercials.
http://www.dotsloft.co.uk/images/slim_main.jpg - darladoon, on 01/19/2009, -7/+19gee, you chose all the most irrelevant aspects of clinton's two terms.
- xGeneric, on 01/19/2009, -2/+14lol, Dick Cheney already pegged that job in a Family Guy episode.
"Go ***** yourself. Go ***** yourself. Go ***** yourself." - UberNick, on 01/19/2009, -4/+15@airmann90
Ah, just like he did with the constitution - sickb13, on 01/19/2009, -1/+12hahaha don't be naive - the last thing Geroge Bush needs is a job to pay the bills.
- dsiv, on 01/19/2009, -0/+11To be fair the, the most recent non-Bush presidents (Clinton, Reagan & Carter) did not come from rich backgrounds. Still, you're right, anyone who launches a viable presidential bid has probably achieved a level of success that precludes them from having to work in the way that most of us work.
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