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- wreckosaurus, on 10/11/2007, -13/+20514. Despite the wars, disease, famine, and poverty, you believe the greatest threat to civilization and humanity in general is gay people getting married.
- coheedcollapse, on 10/11/2007, -14/+196The best thing about MouseMan is that he's so stereotypically fundamentalist that you don't even need to respond to him to get a laugh.
- Imagin8, on 10/11/2007, -16/+172"Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian."
Here's a few more...
11. You think everyone is persecuting you because is says so in the bible.(persecution complex)
12. Every tornado or earthquake is a sign of the end times, or god smiting sinners.
13. You think Richard Dawkins is the leader of some kind of satanic religious cult. - wreckosaurus, on 10/11/2007, -17/+14915. You've only read one book, ever. Yet, you're still 100% ceratain all the other literature in the world is dead wrong.
- EztliNahua, on 10/11/2007, -5/+136Comment abuse: Blogspam, stolen content. Original site: http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm
- revenge7, on 10/11/2007, -11/+141The best thing about mouseman is that he/she just made an account today. Someone is probably just trying to piss us off.
- atdigg, on 10/11/2007, -47/+154@mouseman23: Why don't you go ***** yourself?
- smallestmills, on 10/11/2007, -29/+133blah blah blah, Christians v. atheists, blah blah blah, no side wins argument, blah blah blah. This ***** isn't boring yet?
- polyGone, on 10/11/2007, -13/+115LMAO
Souls can't burn. They are non-physical. Only physical things burn. - BassMastr, on 10/11/2007, -10/+11016. You get on-line and tell people they are going to hell. (and you are serious.)
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+104Lake of fire? I was given to understand there would be a beer volcano, and a stripper factory.
- V3n0M, on 10/11/2007, -7/+104I am a Christian and I gave this a digg. It's important for Christians to see that this is indeed how we are viewed by the world, and it's the actions and comments like "you won't be laughing when you're swimming in the lake of fire" that give non-Christians every reason to see us this way!
- BassMastr, on 10/11/2007, -11/+101Isn't it someone else's job to judge me and everyone else?
The way you go ranting at everyone telling them they are going to hell...I'll see ya there ya hypocrite. - wqwert, on 10/11/2007, -3/+91 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian. - doddilus, on 10/11/2007, -9/+92"Actually, a lot of Christian fundamentalists believe that the very act of being a Christian means you are saved. This means I can literally kill a man, rape his wife, and drown their child and still go to heaven. No joke."
Also by this Hitler could get into heaven, but the 6 million Jews he murdered could not - JigoroKano, on 10/11/2007, -9/+91@wreckosaurus
Funny they have a response to that:
"If you study one religion and you find it's true, why study any other religion or science for that matter?"
This is how religion survives, on the back of arrogant stupidity. - Scheissen, on 10/11/2007, -9/+91How about this one?
You don't give a damn about the environment because the rapture is going to happen in /your/ lifetime. - KMye, on 10/11/2007, -18/+97Arguing about religion online isn't pointless; arguing about religion ANYWHERE is pointless...
- wreckosaurus, on 10/11/2007, -7/+83how tolerant of you.
I also like to fantasize that people that don't believe the same thing as me will be tortured for all eternity. - asauterChicago, on 10/11/2007, -21/+89mouseman, how are you SO sure? If anyone is a poster-board for going to hell, that's you... last time I checked the bible was about forgiveness and love, you show a lot of un-forgiveness and hate... which I'm pretty sure puts you on a first class seat straight to hell by your terms...
- Dumbledorito, on 10/11/2007, -9/+77"I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." -- John 14:6 (NKJV)
A religious text claims itself to be the only way to salvation? You're pulling my leg!
Next you'll be telling me that Ford thinks it makes the best cars and that Coca-Cola claims it's better than all other beverages. - BassMastr, on 10/11/2007, -34/+96Mouseman
What colors the sky in your world? Thanks for judging me...I guess I'll save you a seat on my fire lake boat.
Whats it feel like to be brainwashed? Do you know your brainwashed and you just can't help regurgitate religious gibberish or do you really believe the crap that you say? - Redemption289, on 10/11/2007, -14/+74Actually, a lot of Christian fundamentalists believe that the very act of being a Christian means you are saved. This means I can literally kill a man, rape his wife, and drown their child and still go to heaven. No joke.
- pintomp3, on 10/11/2007, -5/+65mouseman: you think you're getting into heaven by hating and wanting to people to go to hell?
- masgrada, on 10/11/2007, -7/+62I find it depressing that many Christians are Christians out of fear.
- OneHine, on 10/11/2007, -8/+62@mouseman23
Let's set aside the fact that you created your account just today and are thus almost certainly a troll.
So what, in your god-like opinion, is the fate of those Christians who laugh at fundamentalists right alongside us atheists? Are they saved through Jesus, or do you think they'll be tortured forever for the terrible sin of laughing at idiots?
And who is cursing Jesus? Last I saw, people were expressing enormous distaste for you, not Jesus. Please do not confuse yourself with God. - kevin1987, on 10/11/2007, -6/+59Server is going VERY slow - here it is in case it goes down:
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
Discuss - fuzzmeister, on 10/11/2007, -17/+69No, you won't be laughing when you're dead, because well... you'll be dead. No afterlife, no consciousness, no nothing. Dead.
- fuzzmeister, on 10/11/2007, -34/+85Atheists have already done their growing up, it's now it's time for fundamentalist Christians to do their share.
- MaximusIGN, on 10/11/2007, -6/+57Slight correction to #12
12. Every tornado or earthquake is a sign of the end times, or god smiting sinners unless it strikes down a church. Then that's just the weather. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -42/+91Atheists already won actually, it's just that the Christians won't admit they lost.
- redpixie, on 10/11/2007, -8/+54@35263526,
Actually, you are incorrect. Hitler was Catholic and defended his behaviour as being in accordance to the will of god. Here's a nice little quote for you from Mein Kampf:
"I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.."
Here's another short extract from Hitler's Munich speech, dated April 12th 1922:
"My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter."
Hitler on the Nazi Party. October 27, 1928:
"We tolerate no one in our ranks who attacks the ideas of Christianity... in fact our movement is Christian".
Also, it is to be noted that Hitler and the Nazi party wanted to create a Unified Church within the Third Reich.
I always love the way that xtians love to continue with the myth of Hilter being Atheist when he clearly stated his religious beliefs. Just goes to show how uneducated some people are. - redxii, on 10/11/2007, -9/+5519. You think G.W. Bush is a religious leader to transform the entire country to Christianity and worship a life-size portrait of him..
(jesus camp) - revenge7, on 10/11/2007, -9/+4917. You think the Earth is only 6000 years old.
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18. Obviously, I didn't RTFA. - atdigg, on 10/11/2007, -15/+55Bible was written by charlatans and madmen, how can you believe that *****?
"and God came to me in a dream" -- yeah right! - arraz, on 10/11/2007, -4/+43First off, as a "Christian" I would like to apologize for mouseman's immaturity in life in general. I am bombarded all the time with this conservative view on the world from Christians and I'm sick of it. I believe that Jesus came down to love the world and that we as followers should show that. If someone said I was going to burn in hell, and I knew that they actually believed that I would either call them crazy or be very pissed. Jesus didn't want this rep about Christians, but this is what's it's become. Instead of just loving everyone like Christ, we're too worried about proving science wrong and telling gay's we hate them because we just want to.
I apologize. This is a terrible thing it's become.
If anyone would give this side of Christianity a chance, go pick up "Blue Like Jazz" by Donald Miller. An amazing book about looking at Christianity through the eyes of a secular western culture. - thepuma77, on 10/11/2007, -6/+43Wow, I really didn't know that's how Christians are viewed. How depressing.
- atdigg, on 10/11/2007, -5/+42...and I'm sorry that my mouse slipped and digg you up instead of down....
- BassMastr, on 10/11/2007, -2/+39That sucks that Digg censored and removed mouseman's original comments..
Digg is developing a serious problem with free speech...nothing about Muslims ever make it to the front page and now comments are disappearing...interesting...
Anyone else have a problem with this?
Yes Mouseman is an idiot, but he has every right to be an idiot... - AnteChronos, on 10/11/2007, -8/+45@jcm267
"Call me closed minded, but humans did not evolve growing up with 2 effeminate men doing 100% of the child rearing."
Two problems with that argument:
1) Humans didn't evolve with wings to fly, either, but we managed to do that. Whether or not a particular aspect of our lives is evolved or manufactured by ourselves makes no difference. One option is not automatically "better" than the other.
2) I've known plenty of non-effeminate gay men, and plenty of effiminate straight men. The fact that you're stereotyping so matter-of-factly leads me to believe that you're more close-minded than you seem to think you are.
"The fact that you don't see a problem with incest, polygamy, or consentual love between grown men and pre-pubescent boys says something about you."
I'm reminded of the Sesame Street song, "One of these things is not like the others". I would agree that anything that takes place between *consenting adults* is fair game. Pre-pubescent boys can't consent to sex, so that's out. But for the other two, why are they inherently wrong? No, seriously. Other than social stigma, what's wrong with them?
"This is why sometimes I (as a nonbeliever) think that maybe the decline of christianity as the moral compass of our society isn't so much of a good thing."
Ah yes, the same Christian morals that allowed men to beat their wives and people to own slaves, right? Both of these are portrayed in a positive (or at least neutral) manner in the Bible. I'll take my morals from logical thought rather than books of mythology, thank you. - BassMastr, on 10/11/2007, -13/+48@wonk
That's really too bad that you don't recognize a joke when you see one.
People need to quit taking themselves so seriously... - Dumbledorito, on 10/11/2007, -15/+49@mouseman: "A certain lawyer?" What? Last time I looked in the ol' Good News Bible, it was "A teacher of Law." Don't tell me you guys are still shuffling the word of god around, are you?
It's about as funny as the kooks that want to translate "crocodile" as "dinosaur" to make their young Earth ideas a little less delusional. - Bartboy919, on 10/11/2007, -17/+49RAmen to that brother!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+35well, there is the way that it happened to me.
gradually being exposed to lots of religions, and slowly coming to the realization that all of them are wrong, but that the underlying philosophy (of pretty much all of them) is actually ok, so you can just stick to that. - redpixie, on 10/11/2007, -3/+32@ doddilus,
You mention 6 million Jews, but you neglect to mention the other 7+ million people murdered during the Holocaust. I am, of course, talking about the blacks, Jehovah's Witnesses, trade unionists, gays, gypsies, communists, criminals, other political prisoners, people who tried to help the persecuted, the mentally ill, p.o.w's, the physically handicapped, etc..
Sorry, I just get really annoyed when the other groups are missed out. - M4tt3r, on 10/11/2007, -2/+31Why wait. Actually [Lake Fire] is quite pleasant to swim in during the hot summer days.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagoa_do_Fogo
(I knew there had to be one.) - KMye, on 10/11/2007, -12/+41Amen
- wreckosaurus, on 10/11/2007, -7/+35@jcm
yeah but healthcare reform IS one of the most pressing issues of our time, it falls under that whole disease issue I was talking about. And gay marriage isn't going to affect you in any way, so get over it. - Junkyarddawg, on 10/11/2007, -4/+32Dammit, I wish the moderators would leave a little stub, just a "post deleted" marker, when they delete an entry. Now I got fooled into digging mouseman because his original entry is gone, and I thought bassmastr attacked him unprovoked.
- T4z3R, on 10/11/2007, -7/+35I will be surfing the Lake of Fire jammin' to Metallica, Led Zepplin, etc. Cause, ya know, that's devil music!
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