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The Truth About Barack Obama

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  • takahlah, on 06/18/2008, -0/+10Better than those damn Chuck Norris facts, that's for sure.
  • AxmxZ, on 06/18/2008, -0/+9"Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW."

    Win.
  • 808ethan, on 06/18/2008, -0/+10His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

    Pure gold!
  • thodgson, on 06/18/2008, -0/+7"Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower" - FTW!
  • mandarinmarie, on 06/18/2008, -0/+11Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.
    • lucidapathy, on 06/18/2008, -0/+5That is the single best line from the article.
  • jazmatician, on 06/18/2008, -0/+10Barack Obama eats a breakfast of cereal grown in America's breadbasket, bacon from Chicago slaughterhouses, and washes it down with a cold glass of the TEARS OF TERRORISTS.
  • jazmatician, on 06/18/2008, -0/+8Barack Obama has built 380 churches in 49 of the fifty states. He's swimming out to Hawaii now towing a 3-ton barge of cinderblocks and crosses behind him.
  • BDOUG, on 06/18/2008, -0/+7Barack Obama's swaddling clothes were sewn by Betsy Ross, who predicted his birth and passed them down from generation to generation.
  • AxmxZ, on 06/18/2008, -0/+4It has ben foretold that one of the babies kissed by Barack Obama on the campaign trail will grow up to write the next Great American Novel.
    • takahlah, on 07/01/2008, -0/+0You mean "all of the babies," right?
  • tumatakuru, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5You can't get more American than travelling by forklift. Unless it's travelling by Air Force One, which in the future will be renamed the Obamobile.
  • istoba, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

    "Barack Obama left a comment on your blog"
  • glebourd, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Oh my god, the line about upside declaration tattoos and sit-ups really got me.
  • vernacularninja, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Damn funny lol! Pretty much travels everywhere on a forklift. Doesn't get much better.
  • philovivero, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2BARACK OBAMA does not need caps lock to CRUISE WITH COOL. He speaks with the caps lock on ALL THE TIME.
  • alapoet, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1That is funny as *****!
  • rewinn, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1Humor is a good way to deal with smears. Well done!
  • tjobe, on 06/23/2008, -0/+1"Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME." Now that I know that he's got my vote! (This is great stuff.)
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