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- Tomboys, on 11/12/2007, -2/+18148, 47, 44, 43, 42, made me laugh so hard I got tears in my eyes. 36, 34 & 32 made me sigh. 26 & 24 made me role my eyes. 23 made me laugh again. 21 & 20 made me really laugh. 19 down to 1 made me cry from sadness because I snapped back to reality and remembered that this wasn't a stand-up act. This is real. He really is our president and he really has damaged the world.
- Smwbigboss, on 11/13/2007, -4/+14643. "The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007
So it was an inside job after all... - SeaMowse, on 11/12/2007, -0/+135Just 50?
- inactive, on 11/13/2007, -11/+146This is some embarrassing sh**! The leader of the free world sounding like he never attended school a day in his life.
- inactive, on 11/13/2007, -3/+133"I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." ----- There is no way he can know for sure that Barney supported him.
- mrbubbleboy, on 11/12/2007, -4/+99"mission accomplished"
- benjic, on 11/12/2007, -2/+86I'm almost certain this man has made more than 50 separate statements in his Presidency.
- Joepa2k6, on 11/13/2007, -0/+83I think a great anti-drug commercial would involve President Bush talking, and end with, Do you really want to sound like that guy?
- hdar3415, on 11/13/2007, -3/+67Unlike another president this one inhaled, a lot!
- nfkiller, on 11/13/2007, -0/+63Why does the POTUS get the title, "Leader of the Free World"? Do the rest of us in the "Free World" have a say? Or is it like the World Series and named after a newspaper or something?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you. - inactive, on 11/12/2007, -1/+63FAMOUS IDIOTIC QUOTES FROM DUMBYA GANG
“It is not knowable how long that conflict would last, it could last, you know, six days, six weeks. I doubt six months.” Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, 2/7/03
“My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.” Cheney 3/16/03
“We know where (the weapons) are, they’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, north and south somewhat.” Rumsfeld, 3/30/03
“Major combat operations have ENDED.” President George W. Bush, 5/1/03
“We’re dealing with a country that can really finance its own reconstruction, and relatively soon.” Deputy Secretary of Defense, Paul Wolfowitz, 3/27/03
“Iraq will not require sustained aid.” O.M.B. Director Mitch Daniels, 3/28/03
“A year from now, I’d be surprised if there’s not some grand square in Baghdad that is named after President Bush.” Former Pentagon Advisor Richard Perle, 9/22/03 - ganjadude4391, on 11/13/2007, -0/+57I think these quotes put everything into a nice context.
17. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
16. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
10. "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories ... And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." --Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
9. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004 (Read more)
and this one sets the tone.
41. "F*ck Saddam. We're taking him out." --to three U.S. senators in March 2002, one year before the Iraq invasion, as quoted by Time magazine - luke374, on 11/13/2007, -2/+55I consider anybody who voted for Bush in 2004 to be dumber than Bush.
- Akronos, on 11/13/2007, -0/+5244. "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
This one is actually the truth. It must be pretty hard to connect two unrelated things, present your logic to the entire country, and convince them you're right. - liquisoft, on 11/12/2007, -1/+52Taken out of context it's easy to make President George W. Bush look like a complete fool who is not at all competent enough to perform his job.
The same is true for taking everything he says in context.
So yeah, basically he's an idiot on paper or in person. Congratulations to us, America. - colonelbuckshot, on 11/12/2007, -0/+51"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
damn right. - luket13, on 11/12/2007, -1/+46 A girl I was semi dating during the 2004 elections told me that " Bush is such a cute little man, I just want to hug him like a big teddy bear." We didn't hang out much after that.
- Sebaul, on 11/12/2007, -0/+4433. "My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire." --radio address, Feb. 24, 2001
"Mission Accomplished" - fugazied, on 11/12/2007, -0/+42"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
Seriously he said that?? - cambrown99, on 11/12/2007, -2/+44Must have taken forever to narrow it down to just 50
- unknamed, on 11/13/2007, -0/+40It's like making a list of the 50 wettest drops of water in the ocean.
- Apoc, on 11/13/2007, -1/+37Looking around, this country doesn't seem very "free" anymore.
- Berkana, on 11/12/2007, -0/+35Indeed, ranking the 50 dumbest things he's ever said is like ranking the 50 brownest turds I've ever shat.
- pilot3033, on 11/11/2007, -0/+35...he's implying (I'd say correctly) that every statement Bush has made is dumb. o_O
- AshamedAmerican, on 11/12/2007, -0/+33we ARE the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
talk about embarrassing - obliviousfool, on 11/12/2007, -0/+31Two years ago, I got a "Bush-isms" desk calender from someone for Christmas. I'm not sure exactly how many stupid things Bush has said, but two years ago there were enough "Bush-isms" to fill a one-a-day calendar! It was actually too depressing to use as a calendar. I turned it into note paper.
- bangerznmash, on 11/11/2007, -0/+30Be Vewy Vewy Quiet We're Wooking For Tewoowists.
- Wailord, on 11/11/2007, -0/+261. "My answer is bring them on." --on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
- inactive, on 11/12/2007, -2/+27Oh! My bad, I thought the title was "5 Million Most Stupid Things Bush Has Said"
- nfkiller, on 11/13/2007, -0/+24It is not me treating it as literal that I'm worried about...
- inactive, on 11/13/2007, -1/+25Z, can you dig out a list of the smartest things George W. Bush has ever said. I assume one exists albeit extremely short!
- myxomatosis1, on 11/12/2007, -0/+23They left out the best one:
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough
power-generating plants and then not enough
power to power the power of generating plants." - inactive, on 11/12/2007, -1/+24Bush ignores the constitution, destroyed the Bill of Rights, doubled the national debt, lied about 9/11 and weapons of mass destruction. Think there is anything funny about Bush? He and his Nazis should scare every freedom and constitutional-loving citizen to death.
- Tomboys, on 11/12/2007, -2/+25Yeah! like it's even close to the same thing. Why is it that Republicans always bring up Clinton and a lousy blow-job? It's all you've got! It's irrelevant... and who cares about someone's sex life?
- dexedrine, on 11/13/2007, -0/+21"They misunderestimated me."
I am so using that one. - withoutashovel, on 11/11/2007, -1/+20I digg your comment up in hopes of someone making a commercial like that soon. I can imagine the drug rate here going down to 0% once that commercial aires.
- kurttrail, on 11/11/2007, -1/+19I have a very developed sense of humor. What you wrote wasn't funny in the way you intended it. We are laughing at you, not with you.
Unfortunately, you are too dumb to understand the difference. - hambend, on 11/12/2007, -0/+18"The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over."
- Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Party Minister for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda
Oops, did I Godwin the thread?
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
- Adolf Hitler
How about now? - mojaam, on 11/13/2007, -0/+17I been wondering if there will be a list like this after every after Daily Show episode. It will be nice to have a compilation of Bush's quotes from the show too. What a funny and dumb president we have.
- cakerun, on 11/12/2007, -0/+17You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."
Depressing... - AndrewDB, on 01/10/2008, -1/+18I can't believe this guy was picked by the judiciary system twice.
- corruptionteam, on 11/12/2007, -2/+19This is very funny. I needed a good laugh. But, the rest of the world knows the President is a moron so what must they think of everyone else. No wonder they call us infidels.
- Jamihabs, on 11/12/2007, -0/+17That puts Bush in the top 48%. Smarter than average!
- inactive, on 11/11/2007, -0/+16Kinda like the World Series not including anyone in the rest of the world, right?
- EasY_TargeT, on 11/12/2007, -1/+17that better be sarcasm
- mProwler, on 11/12/2007, -0/+14Yeah, he inhaled a lot alright, a lot of spray paint. Weed couldn't possibly make someone this retarded, and even if it could, does GWB really strike you as the stoner type? To me, he seems more of the coke fiend type.
- zigspective, on 11/13/2007, -0/+14Actually you need context for this one. Kerry was naming the countries involved in the "Coalition of the Willing" and their contributions to the war effort. As I recall he was pointing out that most of the countries weren't actually too committed to the project (countries sending very few troops etc). So when it came time for Bush to respond, instead of defending his Coalition, or giving a real rebuttal to Kerry's argument he simply said that he forgot Poland.
- inactive, on 11/11/2007, -2/+15Bush reminds me of Daffy Duck mixed with Elmer Fudd. And Iraq is Bugs Bunny. da da dats all folks.
- Tomboys, on 11/11/2007, -0/+13keeping track as I went on. I noticed my attitude shifting in the 30's So I started documenting my reactions... so-to-speak. Not sure if that was a serious question... but I'm giving a serious honest answer.
- Bossy, on 11/11/2007, -1/+14"11. Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." How is that funny? Sad.
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