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- inactive, on 11/15/2007, -31/+231Too perfect not to be true
I was driving yesterday when I saw a guy driving a hummer with the following:
1) License Plate: Sci Fi 6
2) The Jesus Fish
3) Bush/Cheney sticker
4) A sticker saying "marriage = (man bathroom symbol) + (woman bathroom symbol)
5) a 9-11 "We'll never forget" thing..
So, he thinks that Jesus would vote for Bush, destroy the environment, deny people the choice of loving who they choose and refuse to forgive.
Too funny.
p.s. His nasty fat ass wife was wearing a big fur so I guess Jesus would also kill animals for fashion. - wreckosaurus, on 11/15/2007, -9/+181It's literally the least you can do
- inactive, on 11/15/2007, -19/+142I hate the patriot bandwagon a lot.
- vonfook, on 11/15/2007, -12/+115http://www.glumbert.com/media/suvribbon
Get yours today! - damage84, on 11/15/2007, -15/+88Can anyone tell me how to dual boot Ubuntu and Vista?
- janetaSiri, on 11/14/2007, -11/+79ah, the SUV... the international symbol of a small mansicle
- goeatsmsht, on 11/15/2007, -11/+71This is a Natalie Dee webcomic
http://www.nataliedee.com/012405/ribbon-based-econ ... - RandomTaskMan, on 11/15/2007, -4/+64AMERICA! ***** YEAH!
- jmpeagle, on 11/14/2007, -8/+47to be fair, you often get those magnet ribbons when you do donate money to the troops. My parents have one for giving money to a charity that buys bullet proof vests for the troops.
- browwiw, on 11/14/2007, -8/+44Who do you think would win in a knife fight, Jesus or Odin? Yeah, that's right. The sandaled pussy gets shanked.
- DeskFlyer, on 11/14/2007, -5/+39Imagepoop?
- AriaStar, on 11/14/2007, -14/+46It's pissed me off for a long time that those most likely to slap these stickers on their vehicles are those driving the gas-guzzlers. Yeah, support our troops' efforts to secure oil. May as well fuel these guzzlers with the blood of innocent babies.
- TeacherOfHeroes, on 11/15/2007, -7/+33Indeed, the 'patriot bandwagon' is really the same kind of thing as Brittish Imperialism bandwagon 300 years ago. Blind faith in anything - especailly a government - is never a good thing.
- Boshow, on 11/15/2007, -23/+47I hate those people. I've seen cars with 4+ ribbons for various causes on them. I usually take them off and bury them somewhere.
- RobotBuddha, on 11/15/2007, -0/+24I was just thinking how weird that'd be. A letter from someone I don't know, based only on my profession. "Dear Sir, I like the internet. You keep parts of the internet going. You're in my thoughts!" Actually, now that I write that, it would be pretty cool.
- jaymzdean, on 11/15/2007, -6/+29Whatever, magnet whore.
- dezman2003, on 11/14/2007, -9/+31You spell ***** with a u not a v. I know they look kind of the same but your way is really hard to pronounce.
- inactive, on 11/14/2007, -21/+40Cons showing Patriotism the only way they know how. Yellow ribbon magnet sales up 300%
But keep buying more little yellow magnets made in China because you're too stupid to understand real Democracy, too stupid to understand high treason and too stupid to find the fvcking recruiting office or a library.
Or feel free to get off your keyboards and enlist. I've been there and back, now its your turn. - DeviantDragon, on 11/14/2007, -9/+28You know there's nothing inherently wrong with that ribbon. Proceeds likely go towards some fund for helping whatever cause it is. It's a small step, but it still helps. What IS wrong is if that's the only thing you do if you say you're a huge supporter or if you're going about it hypocritically. I know the picture targets those that only do this and could do more and such, but the comments seem to target the magnets by themselves when that is not the biggest problem there is.
- gl77, on 03/31/2008, -11/+30christ, do you live in Florida? i see that type of ***** all the time here. i was behind one of these ***** at a Krystal drive-thru one night with the marriage sticker you speak of on their car, so i wait till they get their food and still have the window down and yell at them "LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE!" they look in their rear view and i wave and smile at them. they had the most disgusted looks on their faces and just shook their heads and drove away.
- MikeFallopian, on 11/14/2007, -4/+23Baby blood* is an excellent fuel additive. It increases the octane and protects against engine knock, especially on older cars. I top off the gas tank with a quart of the stuff, and my car runs great.
* innocent baby blood works the best, for obvious reasons - alacrity2005, on 11/15/2007, -4/+23The only person supporting Al Qaida here is you.
- junior30, on 11/14/2007, -2/+19I used to think this as well. I looked down upon everyone that had a sticker.
But then I was leaving work one day with a friend who I know does not support the war, and as he got in his car I noticed the ribbon on his bumper, and I thought of his son who was in Iraq fighting at that very moment.
Now I don't judge the people that don the sticker or let their support for the troops be known. - jc7012, on 11/14/2007, -0/+17I'm guessing this was a joke, therefore this is hilarious. If it isn't, don't tell me, because I like thinking people are funny.
- damage84, on 11/14/2007, -1/+16So, if I heard about dual booting ubuntu and linux from a video this would be acceptable?
- DMCer, on 11/15/2007, -8/+23Wow, Berkana, you're an idiot. If it was about oil, we'd be drowning in all the oil we could ever want right now, instead of scattering troops all over Iraq to eradicate terror cells.
- Firehed, on 11/15/2007, -4/+19Which is, with reasonable certainty, more helpful than buying one. You didn't think the profits from those stupid magnets goes to the troops, did you? Those are the result of entrepreneurship meeting blind patriotism. At least the original LiveStrong bracelets had a fund behind it, even if they really kicked off the "buy useless crap to make people think I'm doing something for a cause" thing.
- Berkana, on 11/15/2007, -30/+44And for the neocons amongst us who still think the war was about 9/11 or weapons of mass destruction, behold:—the war was about oil from the very beginning:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=inyCkCvqRO0 - it5five, on 11/14/2007, -3/+17How about you link directly to the artist next time:
http://www.nataliedee.com/012405/ribbon-based-econ ... - Petzke, on 11/14/2007, -4/+18One time this redneck guy from Fresno, CA punched me in the face because I said that most Americans only showed their patriotism after 9/11.
True story. Also applies to those damn ribbons. - inactive, on 11/14/2007, -8/+22yes noob, create 2 partions for each OS douche
- inactive, on 11/14/2007, -6/+19 dezman2003 , captain of the Digg spell checker patrol. Glad we got 'im
- browwiw, on 11/14/2007, -3/+15Well, looks like we just met our irrational anti-Semite quota for the day.
- hansk, on 11/14/2007, -1/+13@brindon ...prove it.
- Tebixan, on 11/15/2007, -4/+15Someone else stuck one of these magnets on my car. I don't support the war, but the troops can't be blamed for the mistakes of the Bush administration, so I left it on there. I drive a small SUV (a 96 chevy blazer) that my parents bought for me. I'm a tall guy, and it was the cheapest used vehicle that I could fit into. I graduate with a B.S. in about a year, and until then, I can't afford anything else.
Just saying, you can't assume an SUV with one of these magnets is some fat, over patriotic, neo-con dicktard. - andshewas, on 11/15/2007, -3/+14All these trolls freaking out at you for ruining the "cause." I hate to break it to people, but they sell a wide variety of "cause ribbons" at my local dollar store. I'm real sure Dollar Tree is giving all the $1 proceeds to the American Cancer Society or the US Army. Yeah, real sure of that indeed. If you want to muck up your car with ribbons to make yourself look like a humanitarian to all the ***** enjoying the pleasure of driving behind you, good for you. I (and many others) still think ribbon magnets are stupid. You want to be a supporter? Donate money. Why do people constantly have to show off that they donated to a cause?
- Murdats, on 11/15/2007, -4/+15that was damn awesome, much skill there, was it actually a stage show or what, where is it from?
- tsf5000, on 11/15/2007, -2/+13Thanks for providing us an example of the type of idiot that's being discussed. You should be proud.
- bagelpirate, on 11/15/2007, -9/+20well, you could not get a ribbon in the first place.
- queenstarsha, on 11/15/2007, -2/+13are you satire?
- Xinareiaz, on 11/15/2007, -5/+15haha thanks, that was great :D
- dezman2003, on 11/14/2007, -4/+14Now drop and give me 50!
- greenm1981, on 11/15/2007, -3/+131) I'm liberal
2) I served overseas
3) I sold my car and bought a bus pass
4)Go ***** yourself - MacSuxWindozSux, on 11/14/2007, -3/+13Um... Christ might actually kill animals for fashion. Or more accurately wear clothing from dead animals.
How do you think leather is made? What do you think people wore back then? Nylon?
Not to mention leather was used for many things, especially for a carpenter. - jc7012, on 11/15/2007, -4/+14Bury? Pun intended?
- terracottapai, on 11/14/2007, -0/+10Who made a pdf file out of what was, at most, a 15kb jpeg (and a craptacular one, at that)?
- ryan83189, on 11/15/2007, -2/+11But if they have buy another one, then with that extra 2.50 they might have a breakthrough and cure every alement in the world.
- mllawso, on 11/14/2007, -3/+12From your previous post about the hummer, you're clearly an American. All of a sudden, according to this post, you're not.
If you're going to lie, keep your ***** straight. - saigumi, on 11/14/2007, -0/+9I see no truth here.. just a sterotype.
Sorry, America doesn't work that way because we have a little of every type here.
I mean, jebus cripes, you want sterotypes and foul people? I got some for you. When I went to Italy, all that was there was these fat as stanking old hoes and grizzled old men with no teeth pissing all over the streets of the Vatican. Hell, one dude was standing there holding his baby out while it crapped on the sidewalk. WTF? Isn't this place supposed to be sacred? Most were too piss poor to afford toothbrushes or something because I never saw a full set of teeth the entire time. - TeacherOfHeroes, on 11/15/2007, -5/+14I think you underestimate people's creativity
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