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Colbert Talks NAMBLA, Coke, Hookers with Congressman

blog.indecisionforever.com — For every decent, upstanding congressman who loves God, his family, and his district, there's an evil twin congressman with a goatee lurking behind the mask.

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 9, 2009

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  • ifruit, on 04/09/2009, -6/+90North American Meme Bear Lovers Association
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  • kent1146, on 04/09/2009, -1/+74Dan Meffei is friggin awesome. Major props to him for being a good sport and playing along. :)
  • PakoBedejo, on 04/09/2009, -1/+52NAMBLA - North American Marlon Brando Lookalikes Association
  • MarkCiccone, on 04/09/2009, -0/+48Did Colbert just shotgun a beer with a congressman?
  • Greengoo, on 04/08/2009, -5/+44I do not want love from a young boy. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh God! I love titties!
  • savvvy, on 04/08/2009, -2/+30Watch out Canada - Colbert is better knowing places right on the border...
    http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-colbert-repor ...
  • FeloniusMonkey, on 04/09/2009, -1/+25damn those Narcoleptic Albanian Mountain Bikers of Los Angeles
  • ChoiceMad, on 04/09/2009, -0/+22...until he gathers more research about it. So he had never heard of it... I've seen stranger things. My wife has never seen a star wars movie.
  • Harabeck, on 04/09/2009, -0/+22I'm amazed anyone will let Colbert interview them. He specifically tries to make the whole thing awkward.
  • TheEggAndI, on 04/09/2009, -0/+17he tried to, but the congressman was a pussy.
  • felman87, on 04/09/2009, -0/+17Once it's on the internet, you can never delete it
  • DephexTwin, on 04/09/2009, -0/+16If your wife is blind, then that explains both Star Wars and the fact that you are a married Digger.
  • drlha, on 04/09/2009, -2/+17...and for refusing to condemn NAMBLA!
  • pathouston22, on 04/09/2009, -3/+16Much better than Stewarts interview with Pelosi last night. God, everytime she speaks (or laughs), a baby dies somewhere in America.
  • ProfessorLX, on 04/08/2009, -3/+16NAMBLA - North American Men's Blazers Lovers Association?
  • DephexTwin, on 04/09/2009, -0/+13It's also funny if you read about the history of it on Wikipedia. It came around when the gay rights stuff was taking off in the 70s, and they kind of wanted to join in with all of the gay rights activists, and the activists were like, "dude, go away... you're not helping".
  • moose26, on 04/09/2009, -0/+12A Pedobear absolute FTW moment. Plus I like the half sized text art Pedobear. It takes up less space and yet still gets the point across.
  • takamalak, on 04/09/2009, -0/+10Want to find men your own age? There's an app for that.

    Want to be alerted when someone mentions coke and hookers on the web? There's an app for that.

    Want to look at titties, and the occasional ballsack? There's an app for that.
  • Zirdante, on 04/09/2009, -1/+11Colbert and Daily show ftw, thanks to colbernation I can watch em even from europe, where those shows would never air!
  • TheUngod, on 04/09/2009, -0/+9Awkward or not, if you can manage to play along and look like you have a sense of humor, you'll get more votes during the next election.
  • takamalak, on 04/09/2009, -0/+9Thanks for the clarification Buzz Killington.
  • goldfenix, on 04/09/2009, -0/+8You can't be offended, you're evil! And evil does not get offended, it gets even.
  • Fythian, on 04/09/2009, -1/+8I was watching it live and when he started talking about NAMBLA but before he said the acronym, I turned to my buddy and said "Did he just make a NAMBLA joke?" The whole interview made my night and reminded why Colbert is so funny to watch.
  • MacEnvy, on 04/09/2009, -1/+8Probletunity.
  • kooredaan, on 04/09/2009, -0/+7No doubt. I was actually a tad shocked to see him do it. You'd almost never see a politician be a good sport about things like that. I don't know him at all, but he went up a notch in my book - so he's at a 1.
  • GregLoire, on 04/09/2009, -0/+7I've seen most of the Better Know a District segments, and I think this was the best one yet. If anyone can think of a better one, feel free to post a link.
  • absurdist, on 04/09/2009, -0/+6Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen.
  • DevSingh1359, on 04/08/2009, -4/+9COLBERRRRRRRRRRRRT
  • fattmarrell, on 04/09/2009, -1/+6And he specifically gets himself and comedy central filthy rich
  • moose26, on 04/09/2009, -0/+4It's not wrong to laugh at them when we think they are wrong and wackjobs, as long as we remember how wrong it is and work to keep our young boys safe from these predators. No, its not an anti gay remark, just one against those who are sick in the head and a threat.
  • braddaniels, on 04/09/2009, -0/+4Is it just me, or have the Daily Show and the Colbert Report gotten funnier in the last few weeks?
  • Brandynp, on 04/09/2009, -3/+7NAMBLA isn't funny at all but I laugh every time someone says it.
  • MacEnvy, on 04/09/2009, -0/+3You did it live?
  • mwalker05, on 04/09/2009, -0/+3he stabbed in a place where it didnt line up to pop the top and drink. rookie mistake.
  • takamalak, on 04/09/2009, -1/+4I still prefer the face-palm/pedobear hybrid.

    http://digg.com/people/Man_sold_14_year_old_daught ...
  • thespiff, on 04/09/2009, -0/+3The Colbert Report is funnier, but Colbert's obnoxious interview style fails more often than it works.

    The Daily Show is closer to real news, and Stewart's analysis is always awesome. Plus he is a monster of an interviewer when he takes the gloves off. Unfortunately, I stayed up for the Pelosi interview last night, and he didn't come close to taking the gloves off. What a waste of my sleep.
  • singapor3sling, on 04/09/2009, -1/+4Jon Stewart is often funny, but lately he's been sucking a little too much democratic *****. I don't like republicans or what happened during the bush years as much as anyone, but sometimes the ass kissing just goes way over the top.
  • EllimistX, on 04/09/2009, -0/+3Oh, now I know what it feels like to be Canadian and not e able to access videos on US sites.
  • pkfx, on 04/10/2009, -0/+2Here's another good one:

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-vi ...
  • inactive, on 04/09/2009, -0/+2Problem? Or opportunity??
  • brjohnson789, on 04/09/2009, -0/+2I thought at first it said 'goatse' instead of 'goatee'.

    And as a goatee owner i am offended!
  • pkfx, on 04/10/2009, -0/+2Remember the Robert Wexler interview when he had him complete the same sentences? ("I enjoy cocaine because...", "I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons...")

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-vi ...
    (Skip to 4:00.)
  • secrity, on 04/09/2009, -0/+2 I saw nothing anti-gay about your remarks. Whether anybody is gay or straight, messing with underage boys is just WRONG.

    The gays I know, and the national gay associations, want nothing to do with NAMBLA. I wouldn't be surprised if NAMBLA is a right wing Christian group that is trying to make gays look bad. NAMBLA has as much to do with gays as Fred Phelps has with mainstream Christians.
  • GreatSunJester, on 04/09/2009, -0/+2I never would have thought I could ever digg up a pedobear use.
  • moose26, on 04/09/2009, -0/+2You may be busted, but fret not... take pride in yourself and the fact that you are mostly anonymous here. If you have more personal info linked to your account here publicly then... zomfg!
  • dman24752, on 04/09/2009, -0/+2***** you. It's hilarious!
  • plhofmei, on 04/09/2009, -0/+2I hope he realizes they will be re-doing the districts right after (maybe even before) he gets through his 400+ series.
  • VincentThomas, on 04/09/2009, -0/+2This was one of the most hilarious segments of Colbert I've ever seen. As I watched it though I got the eerie feeling that to make an evil Spock twin of anyone, all you would need to do is give them sharp facial hair and make them a politician haha
  • teichenauer, on 04/19/2009, -0/+1I'd say both shows are upticking on the funny scale after the obvious dip after Obama was elected.
  • kooredaan, on 04/09/2009, -1/+2@ChoiceMad? No Star Wars? hmmmm... You need to sit her down in front of the TV for a good 7 hours and make her watch them all (prequels not needed) in a row.

    @DephexTwin - I'm a married digger too.... I don't think she's blind. I'll have to check.
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