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- msaleem, on 12/23/2008, -23/+671While having an abortion?
- ryan83189, on 12/23/2008, -15/+521"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. "
-Abraham Lincoln - inactive, on 12/23/2008, -73/+510Why does relegion even matter? I really don't get amaricans.
- cicerojnr, on 12/23/2008, -51/+481Abe Lincoln: Greatest President In The History of Ever. Who cares if he was an atheist homosexual? Retards. That's who.
- Snoosy, on 12/23/2008, -8/+300Abraham Lincoln was gay?
- Batfishy, on 12/23/2008, -12/+271LOL.
"The day seems to belong to the degenerate heathen sodomites." - ChaosProfessor, on 12/23/2008, -12/+195homosexual atheists would be a good name for a band
- Foenetik, on 12/23/2008, -11/+166Gaybraham Lincoln?
- inactive, on 12/23/2008, -20/+159Hill-billies are a fickle bunch.
- LogicBomB, on 12/23/2008, -17/+148Most of the world is dumb, too.
- oldhick, on 12/23/2008, -27/+149Most of the world is religious.
- CJankeLOLv2, on 12/23/2008, -9/+129me either. but then agian, I've never heard of an Amarican.
- pgoricha, on 12/23/2008, -3/+122I liked the bit where they missed the signs saying "Comedy Central" and "Reduced-Fact Political News".
:/ - inactive, on 12/23/2008, -6/+98WOOOOOOSSHHH!!!! To all of you.
- inactive, on 12/23/2008, -1/+91The Gaytheists?
- bjs3171, on 12/23/2008, -2/+89dude. comedy central.
- MacEnvy, on 12/23/2008, -10/+95And as we all know, there's never been a gay married man with kids. Ever.
- Tanath, on 12/23/2008, -39/+107Brilliant. He really is trying to send a message to all types.
- jhails, on 12/23/2008, -5/+69Bibles are so yesterday. Can't he do that on his Blackberry?
- Griminald, on 12/23/2008, -0/+63I've also never seen the word "agian".
- LogicBomB, on 12/23/2008, -7/+69Problem is religion makes people who do bad things feel good by hiding behind "God Says...."
- ssquared22, on 12/23/2008, -13/+73I still don't get the fuss, but maybe I still adhere to the "separation of church and state" that was eliminated almost a decade ago.
- statismisdead, on 12/23/2008, -13/+71That's why the world is so ***** up.
- bjs3171, on 12/23/2008, -9/+64was he really gay? never heard that before, ever.
- StaticThunder, on 12/23/2008, -10/+58Come on guys, you can't look at history with rose tinted lenses and make fallible men into heroes or you're doomed to repeat their mistakes. Lincoln made mistakes; big ones. He wasn't starting wars to liberate the slaves, he was doing it for purely calculated economic and political reasons.
- inactive, on 12/23/2008, -5/+49I find it funny how the left spits on Bush for treating the constitution "like a piece of paper" when Lincoln was 100x worse when it came actively abusing his executive powers.
- eastwood24, on 12/23/2008, -2/+45Finally I'm getting some recognition. Now if you could forgive me, I need to get back to my drug-fueled mass orgy.
- FishThePirate, on 12/23/2008, -6/+46Hey! Shut up and stop destroying our idealistic delusions by way of facts and truth! We'll digg you down!!!11
Everyone knows that Abraham Lincoln fought the civil war in order to free the slaves with his radical machine-gun-motorcycle of Justice! - DavidTurnbull, on 12/23/2008, -1/+41Being religious doesn't matter, it's being a douchebag that screws everything up.
- dingedarmor, on 12/23/2008, -4/+43It's source is Comedy Central--hello? Is anyone awake? They are just having fun....why so serious?
:D - jerrasis, on 12/23/2008, -0/+38Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Gay atheist liberals.
Gay atheist liberals who?
Gay atheist liberals here to abort your baby. - Spuy767, on 12/23/2008, -1/+38Yes, they fail to realize that this is satire. Well, what do they say? Life imitates art?
- TexasShiv, on 12/23/2008, -9/+44I thought this was the Onion at first...
He's being sworn in on one of the most respected Presidents in U.S. history(note: I did not say greatest) - IphtashuFitz, on 12/23/2008, -1/+36Obama's being sworn in on a president?
- DickyT83, on 12/23/2008, -4/+38Duh, why do you think Johnny Booth was so upset.
- daschupa, on 12/23/2008, -1/+34Amarica, Hall Yaeh!
- burkay, on 12/23/2008, -20/+53And this is definitely much better than a war-crazy oil-hungry zealot who believes that he has a direct uplink to God.
- twiztidsinz, on 12/23/2008, -2/+32Based on the profile, 'this guy' is a girl.
Also based on her profile, English is her native language.
So yeah... as far as I can tell, everyone was spelling in her native language. - Alheithinn, on 12/23/2008, -4/+34Brilliant. Particularly love the last line: "The day seems to belong to the degenerate heathen sodomites."
This is great news, because let me tell you, we heathen sodomites haven't had a victory in a LONG, LONG time. - maceelk, on 12/23/2008, -12/+42Duh, if you're not Christian you're obviously evil.
/sarcasm - dracostimpy, on 12/23/2008, -7/+36That all may be true, but if it weren't for Lincoln, America wouldn't have the strong federal government it has today.
Just imagine how much worse off we'd be without the US government protecting us from Osama, spreading freedom all over the globe, and ensuring that our failing banks and manufacturers are compensated for the citizens' foolish abandonment of their many fine products and services. All that for the low-low price of only half of every dollar we earn. Sure, our kids and grandkids might have to pay 3/4+ of their earnings down the road, but I'm sure they'll get even more awesome TSA probing and under a month FEMA response times for their money.
What would you prefer, anyhow... the decentralized serfdom of old, when people were forced to give a whopping HALF of what they made to their greedy land barons? PFFFT! - valis, on 12/23/2008, -15/+43I'm guessing that you are a recalcitrant Confederate revisionist.
- mywhitenoise, on 12/23/2008, -10/+38No, he was married and had like 5 kids.
- WiretapStudios, on 12/23/2008, -0/+28Secular Sodomy would be a good metal band name.
- pnunn, on 12/23/2008, -3/+29LOL- Thought this was worldnetdaily when I saw the headline.
- xenuxenuts, on 12/23/2008, -10/+36Is that a joke?
- aklu, on 12/23/2008, -2/+27Even though you're an idiot, you inadvertently motivated me to go google Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Thanks for helping me learn!
- inactive, on 12/23/2008, -9/+34I don't know how many time The Onion has fooled people, but this site has just ranked up there with The Onion!!!
- stephwalksin, on 12/23/2008, -23/+48I'd choose a degenerate heathen sodomite over a blundering monkeyman any day of the week
- Mikelulz, on 12/23/2008, -5/+30xlocust, what does that have to do with anything? The Republican Party was something entirely different when Lincoln was president, and the terms "right" and "left" do not apply in politics as they did back then. The Democratic Party wasn't always the party of socialists who hate capitalism and straight white men, and the Republican Party wasn't always the party of uneducated southerners and super-rich people.
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