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- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -7/+232Problem is, if you let these southpaws' marry each other, soon ambidextrous folks might want to marry. Then crippled people. Before we know it, amputees will be marrying each other in the streets! And then next thing you know it civilization as we know it will collapse in a public orgy of left-handed, crippled, amputated chaos.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -6/+216Hey, I have nothing against lefties. Just as long as you don't flaunt it in public -- especially while children are present.
- kismetropolis, on 12/12/2008, -13/+207As a left hander, I must object!
- Zervaman, on 12/12/2008, -2/+179Lefties aren't born, it's their choice, and it's a dirty sin.
I used to be left handed until I found Christ, now I have a beautiful right handed wife. - inactive, on 12/12/2008, -10/+157They have the same rights as any other right-hander, to marry another right hander. Why do they want special rights?!?!?!?
It's the end of the sanctity of marriage, and society as a whole! - ironhide, on 12/12/2008, -4/+93Being left-handed is a choice! If you really wanted to be right-handed, you could. In fact there are many well-adjusted former southpaws.
- charm803, on 12/12/2008, -5/+94Marriage should stay between a right handed man and a right handed woman.
That's why we wear rings on our left hand.
The ceremony wasn't made for a left handed person, it was made for a right handed person.
Imagine if we let those freaks marry, how sloppy the ring ceremony would be?
It would be so unnatural! - idoj, on 12/12/2008, -3/+91The problem here is obvious! The liberal school system has been indoctrinating our children into accepting left-handedness as normal and healthy.
- thepoliticalcat, on 12/12/2008, -5/+77Who cares what you perverts think? Don't you know that GAWD has declared marriage sacred to the right-handed only? Take your deviant lifestyle where it belongs, spawn of Satin! /s
I actually did see some nutcase carrying a sign in the local gayhaven that called us "spawn of Satin." He looked really surprised when people kept telling him they preferred silk. - Anomaly100, on 12/13/2008, -3/+70Next thing you know, they'll be teaching this in the schools. Left-ed.
- JenniferInMO, on 12/12/2008, -2/+68I do have a problem with lefties. If they have children, their leftie children will go to my school and I don't want my kids thinking it's okay to be a leftie. No, I agree with a complete and total ban on leftie marriage.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -2/+61What are you talking about? Obama is ONE OF THEM!
Before you know it, he'll make southpaw "marriage" mandatory and institute a "right hand tax" like the commie he is (fact: Stalin was right handed, but after an accident was forced to become left handed. He then became an evil dictator. Coincidence?)
Wake up sheeple! - thepoliticalcat, on 12/12/2008, -4/+58Four thumbs up, gnocchi (I borrowed a pair, OK?).
- LeftieLucy, on 01/09/2009, -2/+53Yes! We as a society have been condoning the left-handed lifestyle choice for too long! Because, of course it is a choice - ask any former leftie who has been through a bible-based right-hand-enforcing therapeutic boot camp, and you will find out that it is possible for "lefties" to choose to use their right hands and live perfectly happy and fulfilling loves, just like Jesus would want.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -1/+50I raise my glass to you.
+1 Internets! - LAtoLA, on 12/12/2008, -10/+58That is the best argument I heard so far in defense of gay marriage. Kudos. Very Clever Kudos.
It's also very curiously insinuates "Left" as in left agenda, liberals, progressives - those dirty, evil minded Americans who support gay marriage!!! No lefties of any sort should be allowed to marry! Lefties procreate more lefties!!! OMG!!
THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!! OMG!!! - inactive, on 12/12/2008, -1/+49It's because he's a Muslin.
- JenniferInMO, on 12/12/2008, -1/+49Yeah, but I saw you buying a left-handed notebook at a rest stop the other day. You had better repent and go home, kiss your wife and pray to Jesus for forgiveness.
- uncajoe, on 12/12/2008, -4/+51Yes! We MUST stop these degenerate mutants from reproducing!
Thanks to all my Right-Handed, Red-Blooded Regular 'merican cohorts! - JenniferInMO, on 12/12/2008, -5/+51I'm all for it. I am sick of those lefties writing in my presence and the thought of them marrying and propagating the species makes me puke.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -7/+51Sorry, but I have already married a left-handed woman. I didn't know any better because my father is ambidextrous. But I voted for Obama.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -0/+44You used your right hand, I hope.
- netneutrality, on 12/12/2008, -3/+46I'm a Right-hander, and I support Left-handed marriage.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -0/+43Those better be *right* thumbs up, you pervert!
- rageguy, on 12/13/2008, -0/+42I, for one, do not want my kids learning and sitting next to lefties. They'll corrupt them with their left ideals and slowly but surely turn my kids left as well.
- eir574, on 12/13/2008, -1/+42" Left handed people can have children together, gays cannot."
Neither can infertile couples. Do you want to stop them from getting married, too? - inactive, on 12/12/2008, -1/+39Amen! They want to spread their southpaw-agenda and are getting plenty of help from the looney left southpaw-enablers. Think of the children!
God hates southpaws! - JenniferInMO, on 12/12/2008, -1/+37Exactly. The Constitution says that marriage should be between two right handed people and the Bible implies the very same thing.
- alexacastro, on 12/12/2008, -0/+36A disaster of biblical proportions! Old testament, real WRATH OF GOD type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas BOILING! 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes! Dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!
- burnttoast11, on 12/13/2008, -1/+35Although it may not be right, it's the only option we have left.
- uncajoe, on 12/12/2008, -6/+39^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
-------------------------------------------------------- !!!! ***** Alert !!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- - greenfyre, on 12/13/2008, -3/+36If we allow this then ambidextrous people will want to marry too. Then what? amputees? where will it end?
Let me be clear that I am not a handist, not at all. Some of my best acquaintances are left handed, and I even know some who have jobs. But this would be going too far. We must stop the moral decay here and now before it spreads. - BananaStickers, on 12/13/2008, -2/+34After reading a lot of the comments on this page I can say that for once I'm proud of the people on digg. You guys rock.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -6/+38Don't let the 'paws get to you!
Do what I did if you must: For years, when I entered restrooms, I would use my left hand to operate sinks, flush toilets, and shake hands with other 'paws to, you know, make sure I didn't like it.
And I didn't. Yes, it was awful...Yes... Uh, uh, In fact just to make sure I continue to use my left hand occasionally in private just to remind myself how blasphemous it is. Erm, uh, what are you looking at, 'spaw? - MaddieCakes, on 12/13/2008, -4/+32God hates lefts. You're all left enablers.
-- Rev. Fred Phelps - Nauree, on 12/13/2008, -1/+29VOTE YES FOR PROPOSITION LEFT.
- ironhide, on 12/12/2008, -2/+29I know for a fact that every member of the CFR are secretly left-handed.
- Enderz, on 12/13/2008, -2/+28One time, while walking down a dark alley, I thug attacked me and etched the letter L on my forehead with a knife.
- JenniferInMO, on 12/13/2008, -2/+28SOCIALIST! Stop spreading your UnAmerican leftie propaganda. South paws are an ABOMINATION!!
- twitchr, on 12/12/2008, -1/+27spawn of saitn? silky and soft!
- JenniferInMO, on 12/12/2008, -3/+29Stop pushing the evil Leftist Agenda.
- kaosethema, on 12/13/2008, -1/+27i'm bi-handed
(oh wait, ambidextrous) - mishabear, on 12/13/2008, -2/+27Awesome comparison. Some people are obviously totally confused and can't comprehend the similarity. Marriage isn't about plumbing. It's about love and respect and commitment.
- kaosethema, on 12/13/2008, -1/+25in all fairness? really?
NOT allowing gays to marry is as stupid as
NOT allowing southpaws to get married - DonJuanAussi, on 12/12/2008, -3/+27There is one fact that is wrong. Driving on the right hand side is not for the benefit of right handed people. It actually works against right handed people.
The reason that the English (as well as most of Asia, all of Australasia, and a lot of Africa) drive on the left is based in an old tradition. Back when people traveled roads when there were no police, you could be killed or robbed while on the road. To lessen the risk, people walked or rode horses on the left hand side so their sword arm was closest to the person passing in the opposite direction. It is nearly impossible to fight while trying to cross your body with a sword or knife while you are on horseback.
This tradition continued with carriages. Doors were only fitted to the left of carriages so the occupants could step out onto the side of the road, instead of the muddy center of the road. Even American stagecoaches had their doors on the left hand side suggesting that in America at the time, people rode on the left hand side of the road when there was oncoming traffic.
Why did France and then America change? That is the real question. - danwgre, on 12/13/2008, -1/+24Sox101,
Do traditional wedding vows ever mention procreation or children? - kaosethema, on 12/13/2008, -2/+25when i was younger, i "experimented" with left-handedness. i grew out of it but i have that much more respect for my own right-handedness.
- RadInfinitum, on 12/13/2008, -2/+25bi-sexual = ambisextrous
- flanflan567, on 12/13/2008, -0/+23It is CERTAINLY a choice! I may have been born left handed, but my right minded christian grandmother corrected my deviant behavior before it could completely take a hold over me. Today, I am a reformed right handed member of society. I admit that I am occasionally seized by unnatural urges to use my left hand when playing sports, but I suppress these urges by simply reminding myself that right is right!
(I'm actually pretty pissed that my hands were switched. Oh well, at least they haven't tried to "change" me from being gay yet...) - iamstudip, on 12/12/2008, -1/+24Banning left-handed marriages just isn't right!
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