$0 dollar bill destined for G.W. Bush's legacy
upload.mn — If Mr. Bush were to be enshrined on currency, this would be it.
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- EvanWindsor, on 12/10/2007, -17/+45Haha I love the back of it
- Teksu, on 12/10/2007, -3/+44yeah, its priceless
i had to... - Teh_Shiz, on 12/10/2007, -8/+2Oh me too, because every dollar bill has the same design layout on the back.
- atdigg, on 12/10/2007, -2/+14LEAVE GEORGE BUSH ALONE!!!! *cries*
- turpenine, on 12/11/2007, -3/+1YOU ACT LIKE HE WAS ELECTED INTO PUBLIC OFFICE OR SOMETHING!
- pyronik, on 12/11/2007, -0/+0like it or not.. he was legally and fairly elected twice
- MaxPayne3476, on 12/11/2007, -3/+4LEAVE BUSH ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE DOESN'T DESERVE. AND YES I WAS REALLY CRYING! HE'S JUST GOING THROUGH SOME HARD TIMES RIGHT NOW AND HE HAS KIDS AND STUFF AND A CAREER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. LEAVVEEE GEORGE BUSH ALLLLLLLLLONNE.
@turpenine - *whoosh*
- turpenine, on 12/11/2007, -3/+1YOU ACT LIKE HE WAS ELECTED INTO PUBLIC OFFICE OR SOMETHING!
- badenglishihave, on 12/11/2007, -4/+3Photoshopped.
(btw, that was a joke)- Lennalf, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1The Z is a rotated N :)
- morguth, on 12/11/2007, -1/+3Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
- badenglishihave, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Isn't a reply to a bad joke supposed to be funny?
- Teksu, on 12/10/2007, -3/+44yeah, its priceless
- FadieZ, on 12/10/2007, -43/+10I always thought "zero" was plural for some reason.
- Soytaco, on 12/10/2007, -7/+20I think that's because usually when you say you have $0, what you actually say is "I do not have /any/ dollars".
Saying "Zero Dollar" makes sense in this case because the value of the dollar is 0.- NathanielJ, on 12/10/2007, -7/+3That's like saying they should print "Twenty Dollar" on a 20 dollar bill, because the value of the dollar is 20.
It's a typo on the bill any way you cut it, it should be plural.- Wartyboskfapped, on 12/10/2007, -5/+3There is no such thing as plural zero. You cannot have more than one zero amount of something.
- NathanielJ, on 12/10/2007, -2/+14Are you people new? Since when is "I have zero apple" considered correct, and "I have zero apples" considered incorrect? Learn English.
- bruenig, on 12/10/2007, -0/+3You can have infinite zero amounts of something.
- Breepee, on 12/10/2007, -3/+5@ NathanielJ:
The point is that it's language agnostic. English solves it one specific way, but other languages do it the other way and in my primary language (Dutch) both ways are acceptable. Twenty euro or twenty euro's are both OK. Zero euro or zero euro's, both fine.
The point you make about zero is the same that Soytaco says: you're using 'zero' like you you 'any' in this particular sentence. I think we can all agree that zero is neither plural nor singular. Neither one is more logical than the other, so it's a matter of convention in your particular language to choose one.
- ArkAngel06, on 12/10/2007, -11/+2"Zero Dollar" is correct.....A 1 dollar bill says "One Dollar", since a Zero Dollar bill isn't talking about more than 1 dollar, it shouldn't say "Zero Dollars".
- MattCairns, on 12/10/2007, -3/+15I have zero banana
I have zero egg
I have zero dildo
I have zero chicken
I have zero ball
Do any of those sound correct to you at all?
Ya, i didnt think so. - humperdeath, on 12/10/2007, -0/+3Zero of your choice is correct.
All of your base are belong to us.
I see nothing wrong here.
Move along.
- MattCairns, on 12/10/2007, -3/+15I have zero banana
- 80hd, on 12/10/2007, -3/+1Zero is the absence of all things.
One is the presence of a thing.
>1 is a quantity of things.
- Wartyboskfapped, on 12/10/2007, -5/+3There is no such thing as plural zero. You cannot have more than one zero amount of something.
- NathanielJ, on 12/10/2007, -7/+3That's like saying they should print "Twenty Dollar" on a 20 dollar bill, because the value of the dollar is 20.
- truegodofwar, on 12/10/2007, -2/+17any number other than 1 is plural. eg. I have 1.23 dollars
- Nougat, on 12/10/2007, -6/+1Any number *above* zero is plural, and any number below zero which is not described with a fraction is plural. e.g.: I have 1.23 dollars; she has .5 dollars. You have a half dollar.
- goodfellaNW, on 12/10/2007, -0/+5I have 1 dollars?
- Nougat, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2sorry, I meant above one, and below one. Grr.
- snea, on 12/10/2007, -1/+1What if you want to say you have 1.0 dollars?
- vornan19, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1You have 1 dollar and also 100 cents.
- truegodofwar, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4"sorry, I meant above one, and below one. Grr."
otherwise known as "other than 1"
- goodfellaNW, on 12/10/2007, -0/+5I have 1 dollars?
- Nougat, on 12/10/2007, -6/+1Any number *above* zero is plural, and any number below zero which is not described with a fraction is plural. e.g.: I have 1.23 dollars; she has .5 dollars. You have a half dollar.
- Adoxos, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4I almost wonder if what Fadie meant was that Bush is not a zero on his own, he has this ability to surround himself with a whole lot of zeros. Maybe that's just my entirely inaccurate interpretation though, wouldn't surprise me.
- terracottapai, on 12/10/2007, -2/+4Kyle: How much money do we have left Cartman?
Cartman: Ahh three dollars.
Kyle: What? You said we had plenty of money, Cartman!
Cartman: Yeah but I didn't take into account the fact that I suck at math.
Kyle: YOU SON OF A BITCH! (attacks Cartman) - Carrot1991, on 12/10/2007, -3/+1You sir, are a tard,
- Outdoor83, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2Back at ya.
- vervalsing, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2George, I didn't know you had a digg account...
- Kenzan, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1FAIL
- Pinhedd, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2zero as a measurement shoud be plural.
- Soytaco, on 12/10/2007, -7/+20I think that's because usually when you say you have $0, what you actually say is "I do not have /any/ dollars".
- iamsamsamiam, on 12/10/2007, -10/+250Can legal tender be a negative? Like just you holding it means you owe monkey.
- HesNikke, on 12/10/2007, -4/+34Read up on the federal reserve bank, that /private/ bank note in your pocket is and IOU (with interest!) from the US treasury to the fed.
- accessviolation, on 12/10/2007, -1/+16No. Tender is by definition an asset, not debt. "Legal tender or forced tender is payment that, by law, cannot be refused in settlement of a debt denominated in the same currency." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_tender
- norman619, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4Well then my wallet does not have "legal tender" it has a bunch of IOU's that look like "legal tender."
- iamtheguyy, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2yea can I exchange my federal reserve note for a silver dollar which has real value? We used to be able to. Now its more like 20 for 1, EVEN THEN the silver price has NOT adjusted for the REAL value of the dollar which is nothing. Imagine the situation when precious metals adjust for inflation...We will all be living on ramen noodles...
- norman619, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4Well then my wallet does not have "legal tender" it has a bunch of IOU's that look like "legal tender."
- halobender, on 12/10/2007, -12/+4IOU?
- throwingks, on 12/10/2007, -0/+18I Owe yoU.
- getashovel, on 12/11/2007, -2/+0WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!
No, ***** YOU spell check
- MioTheGreat, on 12/10/2007, -0/+66Yeah, just wait until the chimp creditors descend upon us all....
- CraigJ, on 12/10/2007, -1/+117how many monkeys equal a gorilla?
- digismack, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2110,000 Stanley Nickels = 17 Gorillas
- h4ppydotcom, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4A monkey (£500) is worth 20 Ponies (£25), if that's any help..
http://www.geocities.com/knightshade3/*****.html - humperdeath, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1What's with all the bleedin' monkeys?
- Pritchard, on 12/10/2007, -1/+4Isn't my social security enough?
- longbow486, on 12/10/2007, -0/+14"they are IOU's, thats just as good as money"
- Dgen_X, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2I thought cash was just as good as money?
- brklynmark, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1I think you mean "That's as good as money, sir. Those are IOU's."
/If you ***** up a dumb and dumber quote, does that make you...- AdmiralKarelia, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1"Two-hundred-seventy-five-thou. Miiiight wanna hold on to that one."
- inf0, on 12/10/2007, -0/+9you owe monkeys?
- kylejn, on 12/10/2007, -0/+38I once owed money to a loan shark named Monkey. He was always on my back.
- biggoron318, on 12/10/2007, -6/+1i see what you did there, clever.....
- humperdeath, on 12/10/2007, -3/+1yes, very cleaver of you!
- Kauzman01, on 12/10/2007, -0/+10Did you beat him off?
- KillerStone, on 12/11/2007, -2/+0*boom boom crash*
- themoose, on 12/10/2007, -3/+1Yeah, IOUs are.
- iamtheguyy, on 12/10/2007, -15/+7PLEASE EVERYONE READ THIS!!!!
It is very simple people!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE 3 HOURS of time you would normally spend watching mindless fluff on TV, AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....Google video, "Money Masters" It is a free documentary which explains everything you ever wanted to know about our financial system how it is controlled, and why you are meaningless..
This is post is funny because our dollar is now actually worth ZERO...I'm sorry 3 cents compared to the 1930 dollar- iamtheguyy, on 12/10/2007, -7/+1Why would you try to bury this, I am only trying to help people with no gain of my own.. Tell you the truth I shouldn't even tell you all this and let you crash and burn while I keep my head above water knowing where the next wave will come from. It is easier to swim when people aren't clawing at your legs
- MarrowMan, on 12/10/2007, -0/+6Almost all world currency in 1930 was ***** worthless you tool, ever heard of the 29 Stockmarket Crash and then the depression?
- iamtheguyy, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1It was backed by silver
ever heard of contraction you tool, thats when the rich people buy up all your land and businesses while you are scraping for dimes. Then they confiscate your gold to cover it...geez
- iamtheguyy, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1It was backed by silver
- humperdeath, on 12/10/2007, -0/+10OK, so If went into a bank with, say a nickel, and asked to have it broken into 0$ bills, about how many would I get?
- elnerdo, on 12/10/2007, -0/+8Err: Divide by zero
- Tetraca, on 12/10/2007, -3/+8You would get zero. If you're stupid enough to have asked for that bill in the first place you don't deserve to have that nickel back.
- Bizarrkley, on 12/11/2007, -3/+4It's called sarcasm, I believe. Get a grip dude.
- Tetraca, on 12/11/2007, -0/+3It's called a joke.
- Bizarrkley, on 12/11/2007, -3/+4It's called sarcasm, I believe. Get a grip dude.
- masterspy7, on 12/11/2007, -0/+30.05/0 The universe will explode.
- ch0p57ickz, on 12/11/2007, -1/+2only possible if you're name is Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer...
- silentpl, on 12/11/2007, -3/+3dolar is already negative. nobody wants it.
- stackered, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1whats a dollar dollar bill? isnt that a song by akon?
- AmICoolNow, on 12/11/2007, -1/+2I'm not sure. But I think $0.00 American is about $-4.00 Canadian.
- Wosat, on 12/10/2007, -69/+20Yeah, besides bolstering our domestic manufacturing sector, combating our trade deficit, and lowering the real interest rate of non-inflation-indexed dollar-denominated debt, the weak dollar has really hurt us... except not really.
Wait, I'm forgetting the number one rule of writing (know your audience)... Look, it's making fun of Bush! LOL It never gets old! ... cause he's so stupid and we're so smart!- dsmx, on 12/10/2007, -7/+17Except that it means that the cost of living goes up and up, in fact the last time countries tried to intentionally let there currencies get weaker and weaker it lead to the great depression and WW2.
- noahhoward, on 12/10/2007, -7/+5I'm sorry, what? The weak dollar caused WW2? You must be joking.
- Wargalas, on 12/10/2007, -4/+8You fail. China's currency is currently being purposefully devalued and every economist thinks it. So is China going to lead us to a great depression and WWIII?
- roodammy44, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2It's purposely devalued so they can take the US manufacturing sector.
- norman619, on 12/10/2007, -4/+1WTF are you talking about? Do some research. One of the biggest contributors to the great depression was the stock market.
- pgoetz, on 12/10/2007, -1/+7I think dsmx must be referring to Germany's currency, the weakness of which created economic chaos, allowing Adolf Hitler to come to power, which eventually lead to WWII. No connection to the Great Depression other than the Deutsch Mark's slide was caused by the GD, AFAIK.
- norman619, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2That's an over simplification of how Hitler rose to power. Blaming a weak currency is just a display of ignorance.
- Borgcube, on 12/10/2007, -0/+0@norman619
Well, to be honest, Hitler DID take their country out of the economy crisis by making GUNS. Lots and lots of GUNS. Obviously, he did it TOO well.
Anyway, IMHO, that was the only period that Hitler could rise up to power. Extremist parties usually win when times are extreme. - numb, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2norman: He didn't say it was the only factor, so I'm not going to assume that's what he meant.
- keeganspeck, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1It was pretty much the only factor that lead to Hitler's rise to power; the Germans owed the equivalent of trillions after WWI, leading to lots of disgruntlement and desire for change. Hitler's emphasis on the working man and bettering the quality of life was pretty much the sole reason everyone loved him so much. (Obviously, no one really knew what he was capable of at that point.)
- Zakhran, on 12/10/2007, -3/+7I'd like to hear how the weak dollar caused WW2.
- pgoetz, on 12/10/2007, -1/+4see my comment to dsmx.
- pgoetz, on 12/10/2007, -1/+4see my comment to dsmx.
- pgoetz, on 12/10/2007, -3/+4Umm, this would be great if we still had a big manufacturing sector; unfortunately a much bigger part of the economy involves our inelastic demand for imports, the price of which will increase dramatically as the dollar slides. You're seriously mistaken if you believe a dramatically devalued dollar is going to benefit the US economy, unless your definition of "benefit" is having the US turn into a third world country; one where Mexicans come to shop for bargain priced cheap trinkets sold by street vendors who previously had real jobs. Of course we do still export a lot of military gear, so maybe we can make it up by arming Libya, Saudi Arabia, etc. to the teeth with as many weapons as they care to acquire, since there's no chance that any of this stuff will eventually make it into the hands of someone looking to cause trouble.
- active1x0, on 12/10/2007, -3/+3Every time you increase corporate taxes and benefits requirements, you force companies to import, outsource, and downsize.
Down with the evil corporations!!! Except when they're providing us with jobs, goods, benefits, securities...NO SCREW IT, RAISE TAXES ON THEM
Thank you, liberalism.- pyronik, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1oh noes, ... im surprised you haven't been dugg down.. don't want little caveats like that standing in the way of just giving everyone freebees
- active1x0, on 12/10/2007, -3/+3Every time you increase corporate taxes and benefits requirements, you force companies to import, outsource, and downsize.
- roodammy44, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2Zimbabwe's going through an economic renaissance by your logic.
I bet the people there love their dictator - inflation always makes the standard of living go up - jroll8481, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2that was the most educated sounding ignorant statement i have ever heard. Bush has not cut the trade deficit, im not going to put the blame all on him, but this chart should sum up my opinion..
http://www.washingtonfairtrade.org/images/TradeDef ...
What has he done to bolster to manufacturing sector? everything we use is made in Asia. and since i am on this point..active1x0, they arent moving jobs because of taxes. they are moving jobs because american workers require healthcare and minimum wage. and benefits requirements arent changing, healthcare costs have risen. these jobs move because over seas they can take advantage of poor labor laws which increase the bottom line and look good to investors so that they will sink more money into........you get my point.- Wosat, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2I'm talking about the dollar, and you're talking about Bush. Way to mis-read my comment. If you weren't so ignorant (note the appropriate use of the word) of my original comment, you'd have noticed that I never said Bush did or didn't do anything. I simply stated a few positive effects of the weak dollar. The fact is that the trade deficit is lower than it would have been otherwise, and that's all I said.
You people need to learn to read and stop making everything about Bush.- jroll8481, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2Sorry that I misread your statement, but how does that change anything I said....your assumptions that there is a good side to the weakening dollar is still ignorant ( I hope that was the appropriate use of the word). I guess all those Mexicans that jump the fences have been coming over here the last 30 years because they wanted to spread the good word of the weak peso........
also, this particular story is about Bush, so people in general are going to make it about Bush. If you read my statement you would see that i said its not all on him, but he is exacerbating the issue. By the way, the feds are going to cut the interests rates again, which means more money printed, and the dollar will drop a few more cents. when the day comes that you have to pay 5 dollars for a loaf of bread and 10 dollars for a gallon of milk, you can always look back to these statements and think what I am thinking right now............dumbass
- jroll8481, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2Sorry that I misread your statement, but how does that change anything I said....your assumptions that there is a good side to the weakening dollar is still ignorant ( I hope that was the appropriate use of the word). I guess all those Mexicans that jump the fences have been coming over here the last 30 years because they wanted to spread the good word of the weak peso........
- Wosat, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2I'm talking about the dollar, and you're talking about Bush. Way to mis-read my comment. If you weren't so ignorant (note the appropriate use of the word) of my original comment, you'd have noticed that I never said Bush did or didn't do anything. I simply stated a few positive effects of the weak dollar. The fact is that the trade deficit is lower than it would have been otherwise, and that's all I said.
- cowboy86, on 12/10/2007, -3/+1Wosat=terrorist
- jaymzdean, on 12/11/2007, -3/+1BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...
idiot allert
- dsmx, on 12/10/2007, -7/+17Except that it means that the cost of living goes up and up, in fact the last time countries tried to intentionally let there currencies get weaker and weaker it lead to the great depression and WW2.
- DeadRooster, on 12/10/2007, -11/+12Not quite there...maybe if when you held it, it burst into flames with an audio of the Devil laughing in the background.
- Insuperabilis, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2you killed it
- THEROC, on 12/10/2007, -3/+16If only every federal reserve note Alan Greenspan and Ben Bernanke have printed would bear their portrait, people would be surprised how few George Washington bills are in circulation.
- ani625, on 12/10/2007, -20/+60Bottomline: Bush sucks
- postaldave, on 12/10/2007, -4/+17wow,
thought all day about that witting comment didn't you? - pyronik, on 12/11/2007, -0/+0he just wanted the other diggers to make him feel special... to be totally honest... I go for the dugg down comments.. they are usually more intelligent
- postaldave, on 12/10/2007, -4/+17wow,
- jeremyduffy, on 12/10/2007, -13/+11I wish. He better not get away with this. Something needs to happen (jail or deportation would be good).
- PunkRockRalph, on 12/10/2007, -18/+13putting bush on any american currency would be an act of utter generosity. he should be put on the peso.
- accessviolation, on 12/10/2007, -6/+52Let's not insult the peso
- ralphie81, on 12/10/2007, -5/+4Yes, insulting American currency is much more PC.
- psykiv, on 12/10/2007, -1/+5At this rate, 1 peso will equal $10 USD, and not the other way around that it was a few years ago :(
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2peso is HUGE.
- accessviolation, on 12/10/2007, -6/+52Let's not insult the peso
- GuacamoleSan, on 12/10/2007, -9/+149"This is not legal tender: it is a joke just like George Bush"
hehe- wraptor347, on 12/10/2007, -2/+5"B4UVOTETHINK"
- gd1z, on 12/10/2007, -4/+2I take a quote from the story and get tons of diggs on my comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- o0Synn0o, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1lol i was dyin when i saw that lmao lol ol hahahhahhahahahah good one
- blackmage439, on 12/10/2007, -9/+45De-facing legal tender is a felony. Bush's ugly mug could never make it onto a reserve not[e]. :-P
- swicklund, on 12/10/2007, -1/+3I think this was Bush's real motivation for wanting $1 coins of all the presidents. At least this way he is assured of making it onto currency somewhere someday!
- ClockworksNine, on 12/10/2007, -18/+4Why waste good jeans on these notes? And yes, dollar bills are made out of jeans in order to last longer than their paper counterpart.
- placi, on 12/10/2007, -1/+18they aren't made out of jeans, they're just mixed with cotton.
- ClockworksNine, on 12/10/2007, -8/+3My bad, I knew it was some sort of fabric material. Digg me down for my stupidity. D:
- brstilson, on 12/10/2007, -1/+3They are mixed with denim material from the scraps of blue jean companies among cotton and other materials.
- CedEx, on 12/10/2007, -1/+0Really? Well, I want designer denim in my money! Look who's got bling now? Check out mah G. Washingtons!
- jfowler27, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4They should be made out of hemp if you want them to last longer.
- placi, on 12/10/2007, -1/+18they aren't made out of jeans, they're just mixed with cotton.
- babcat, on 12/10/2007, -24/+50Support the Tea Party of 2007 and oppose the Federal Reserve and the Inflation Tax!!!
http://www.teaparty07.com- shulkman, on 12/10/2007, -13/+12Just couldn't last long before someone threw in some Ron Paul spam...
- badtzmartin, on 12/10/2007, -14/+6Yeah, I like how the site wants you to commit to donate $100, but at first doesn't specify where the donation goes... Then you scroll down and it says to donate to the Ron Paul campaign. Oh that's great. Let's all give $100 to a candidate who CANNOT win.
- CyberSol, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2People like you kill kittens
- LuaPron, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1He is the only one worthy of my vote. Whether or not he can win is irrelevant this time. I don't want any of the other republicans. The democrats don't have any viable solutions to the looming threats.
- DavidGX, on 12/10/2007, -10/+4***** you and ***** ron paul. Blocked.
- iloveGod08, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1Ron Paul does not want to trash the Fed, they are pretty necassary for the running of our nations banks and simply cannot be abolished; the inflation tax being taken away is great, however.
- tpearl, on 12/10/2007, -56/+8George Bush will go down as one of our greatest presidents.
- JigsawX, on 12/10/2007, -4/+13Of Disneyland maybe
- tpearl, on 12/10/2007, -7/+1Thats really funny! Dugg for being funny.
- phike, on 12/10/2007, -3/+29yea, just like Hitler is to Germany.
- vade79, on 12/10/2007, -1/+10Cuckoo
- batguano, on 12/10/2007, -2/+18...for me to POOP ON!
- Borgcube, on 12/10/2007, -4/+4Why are you burying him? He's right, Bush will go down as the 59th best president of the period to the year 2009.
- tpearl, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2You better watch what you say or he will kick your ass too.
- abericart, on 12/16/2007, -0/+0Of what alternate universe?
- JigsawX, on 12/10/2007, -4/+13Of Disneyland maybe
- ufia, on 12/10/2007, -21/+14Epic unfunneh
- ladalang, on 12/10/2007, -7/+3He was only elected officially once. The other election was stolen. Thanks Diebold; you get the most un-American company on the planet award. And Jeb, there's a special place in hell just for you.
- Roger, on 12/10/2007, -10/+171The joke's on everyone who elected him. Twice.
- ruineraz, on 12/10/2007, -4/+5that's alot to put the country (and world) through just to laugh at the NASCAR nation
- goodfellaNW, on 12/10/2007, -4/+12Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, wait how does that go again? George?
- F1R3DUP, on 12/10/2007, -2/+5...you can't get fooled again.
- Tippx, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Is our children learning?
- georgemason01, on 12/10/2007, -5/+4The people at Diebold? No, I think they did it on purpose.
- eklife, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2dubya is a nutcase in a case of nuts out side a bigger nutcase..
- petewiz, on 12/10/2007, -2/+3Actually the joke is on the entire country. Even though I couldn't vote in either election, I'm still subject to his administration's massive incompetence. It's too bad that those of us who aren't actually represented by these fools are still going to have to pay for their mistakes.
As far as jokes go, it would be like giving someone herpes as a prank: kind of funny, but oh so painful. - DesignEx, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2debatable.
- 10GunSalute, on 12/11/2007, -0/+4You guys act like none of you voted for him. Which I know isn't true.
- happyfundave, on 12/11/2007, -0/+3I was never aware he was actually elected for his first term
- fpssledge, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1I've seen these kind of comments on every other article relating to George Bush. And you know what? I'm getting kind of tired of it. I'm not proud of having George Bush being our president. Never was. That fact that he has been elected twice is, indeed, embarrassing. But this needs to stop. You know who he was running up against? Kerry!
So keep in mind, Bush being elected twice, isn't nearly as embarrassing as the fact there hardly isn't any decent politicians running for office these days. Bush, in alot of aspects, is the least of our worries.
- Iggins, on 12/10/2007, -2/+56I had the idea of giving him a coin. Give him the 9/10¢ the gas stations charge you!
- kaerhp0062, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1cut those pennies up with cutco scissors
- m4lomb, on 12/10/2007, -11/+13I will go visit him in jail when he is incarcerated for life for his war crimes.
- CptGiglges, on 12/10/2007, -11/+4Wow, wait to completely miss the concept. Bush is not any more guilty of war crimes than any other wartime political leader.
- notque, on 12/10/2007, -2/+3you mean any other U.S. political leader. They have all committed war crimes since Nuremberg.
- LuaPron, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Complicity in torture. Initiating a war of aggression.
- ralphie81, on 12/10/2007, -2/+3Why?
- leerayIG88, on 12/10/2007, -4/+1rape
- mstoneburner, on 12/10/2007, -2/+4What war crimes are you alleging he's committed?
- notque, on 12/10/2007, -3/+4The supreme war crime of aggression. There are others, but that one trumps them all.
- pyronik, on 12/11/2007, -1/+0according to UN resolutions, the invasion of Iraq was completely warranted from previous un resolution violations. While none of that really matters I just want people to shut up with their pseudo legal babble when they really don't have a ***** clue what they are talking about
- notque, on 12/10/2007, -3/+4The supreme war crime of aggression. There are others, but that one trumps them all.
- Borgcube, on 12/10/2007, -3/+0You mean like Hitler isn't guilty of war crimes?
- Contige, on 12/10/2007, -1/+0Will we get to throw peanuts at him?
- CptGiglges, on 12/10/2007, -11/+4Wow, wait to completely miss the concept. Bush is not any more guilty of war crimes than any other wartime political leader.
- ventralnet, on 12/10/2007, -2/+33I'm no expert, but I think that may be counterfeit.
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -4/+1oh r'ly?
- Smills, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2For the time being...
- goodfellaNW, on 12/10/2007, -2/+0photoshopped, just a guess
- quade, on 12/10/2007, -1/+3Counterfit?
...you mean just like his leadership? ;)
You know, I've seen much better dollars for past presidents (the $million for Reagan, and the $3 bill for Clinton), and this is by far the worst photoshopped dollar bill I've seen. Which I think is fitting for Bush...
- iPissExcellence, on 12/10/2007, -21/+73Ron Paul would only accept his face on a gold bar.
- GuacamoleSan, on 12/10/2007, -10/+13VOTE RON PAUL: GOD OF RAVE
- Ksg89, on 12/10/2007, -7/+3errr rather eat snail wings than vote for an ass hat
- jfowler27, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2Ah, so you must be voting for Ron Paul.
- Ksg89, on 12/10/2007, -7/+3errr rather eat snail wings than vote for an ass hat
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -10/+4goooold.
precious goooooooooold.
are ron paul supporters jewelerers or something?- alex1015, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2no RP just believes in backing the dollar by a gold standard. As apposed to what it's backed by now. Which is uh...
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -1/+4and that's bad because....
..you've no idea of economic theory.
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -1/+4and that's bad because....
- LuaPron, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1Ron Paul's supporters are the people who cherish liberty and accept responsibility. They also, for various reasons, distrust the government.
Gold is simply the popular commodity to cite as a decent currency. Constitutional issues aside, we'd be open to just about anything of decent value that can't be counterfeited by government the way paper money can.
- alex1015, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2no RP just believes in backing the dollar by a gold standard. As apposed to what it's backed by now. Which is uh...
- shulkman, on 12/10/2007, -9/+17More Ron Paul drivel...
- DavidGX, on 12/10/2007, -15/+9***** you and ***** ron paul. Blocked.
- hippieben, on 12/11/2007, -5/+2Ah the bleating of another Ron Paul sheep.
- GuacamoleSan, on 12/10/2007, -10/+13VOTE RON PAUL: GOD OF RAVE
- thewump, on 12/10/2007, -5/+31While trying to work how many are needed to buy a cup of coffee, George Bush sustained a divide by zero error and had to be rushed to hospital.
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -4/+3hahah, awesome. i see what you did there and now want to do the same.
- fant0m, on 12/10/2007, -10/+7He's worth that amount... makes sense. (no pun intended)
- zovres, on 12/10/2007, -9/+3made me lawlz then I realized how true it was.
- diggmemphis, on 12/10/2007, -4/+12George will have the last laugh. I can almost hear the Secret Service knocking on the door of the bill's creator, "Sir, we have a warrant to search your home on suspicion of counterfeiting".
- qwerty121, on 12/10/2007, -1/+5Meh, it's hosted at a Russian site and it has Russian letters on it
- DucoNihilum, on 12/10/2007, -21/+7SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD....
Oh wait, wrong site.
Buried for lame.
Seriously- you guys cane come up with a better joke than this, can't you?- 01l0, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2Just for that I'm going to pwn you on the 4chan aids pool TF2 server
- Neo189, on 12/10/2007, -0/+3Stop brining this ***** to digg. You only make yourself look like a retard.
- 01l0, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2Just for that I'm going to pwn you on the 4chan aids pool TF2 server
- goingtoalpha, on 12/10/2007, -3/+12I still prefer the $3 bill with Santa on it.
- EntropyGun, on 12/10/2007, -2/+0Shouldn't the $3 bill have Larry Craig on it?
- goingtoalpha, on 12/10/2007, -2/+7I see what you did there.
(YES! Finally, and excuse to say that!)
- goingtoalpha, on 12/10/2007, -2/+7I see what you did there.
- EntropyGun, on 12/10/2007, -2/+0Shouldn't the $3 bill have Larry Craig on it?
- tbranham, on 12/10/2007, -5/+26How long before some woman tries to buy something with these at WalMart?
Woman: "No, that there's a ten dollar bill. One of these **holds up Bush note** adds a zero, makin' it a hundred. One more and I've got a thousand."
Clerk: "Oh, you're right. Here's your change..."- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -7/+2hey there mr misogynist.
- tbranham, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4Woman or man, it doesn't make a difference...
...but I was referring to this:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion1. ...
- tbranham, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4Woman or man, it doesn't make a difference...
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -7/+2hey there mr misogynist.
- TriggerHappy985, on 12/10/2007, -4/+4Where can i get one of those?
- bolognium, on 12/10/2007, -3/+47shoot, it's worth nearly the same as a $1
- ndavisAA, on 12/10/2007, -5/+78At this rate that $0 bill will soon be worth the same as the $100 bill.
- BlackStrain, on 12/11/2007, -0/+0And then reality will collapse around us and we'll be sucked into a black hole.
- shadowspawn, on 12/10/2007, -8/+2Someone's gonna get arrested using this.
- maxtypezero, on 12/10/2007, -1/+3how? you're just giving the other person a piece of paper.... it's not worth anything and isn't intended to be worth anything.
- BlackStrain, on 12/11/2007, -0/+0How exactly? Try printing enough of them to pay for a $5 item. Go ahead.. try...
- MadScientist440, on 12/10/2007, -13/+2It should be "Zero Dollars", and the title of the submission should not have a dollar sign as well as the word "dollar". Maybe this is stupidity in sympathy of Bush's stupidity, but it's more likely that people on the Internets are sloppy with their work.
- theclashrocker, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2Internets?
- MadScientist440, on 12/11/2007, -0/+0Bushism.
- SRSco, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2Your diggs are going the wrong direction. You are correct. I digg you up. "DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIE?" GTFO
- theclashrocker, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2Internets?
- Adelhas, on 12/10/2007, -1/+8It would be nice to have a stack of these, and hand one along with the actual money when you purshase something, just to pass on the word. ;)
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2awesome.
- gamer31, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Until you get your ass tasered for attempting to pass of fake currency.
- MacintoshSauce, on 12/10/2007, -3/+2hehehe I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks! :)
- joey368, on 12/10/2007, -2/+1I would not approve. If this dollar would be worth less than 1 with Bush on it, he would be considered more common & more well known than Washington. Put him on currency that nobody would be able to have.
- Synthesize, on 12/10/2007, -1/+13Before you vote, think.
- ashwinmudigonda, on 12/10/2007, -1/+7I object to the use of the word Mr.
- daxsymbiont, on 12/10/2007, -2/+1hurrah.
- 4U55l3NlNJ4, on 12/10/2007, -10/+1I guess you'd be making money if you started spending the Bill Clinton notes. Who wants to hold onto negative currency anyway??
- bjs3171, on 12/10/2007, -1/+60they seriously couldn't make the photo green? come on...
- iPissExcellence, on 12/10/2007, -3/+1are you david icke?
- ralphie81, on 12/10/2007, -4/+5Wow, someone else actually noticed this. I was beginning to wonder when all I saw was Bush bashing... I bet I could put up something made in MS Paint by a 3 yr old, say it was either a picture of Bush or a drawing done by Bush and it would be the most popular picture of the day.
- funktimus, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1maybe even a lens flare
- keyme, on 12/10/2007, -0/+9I suggest making toilet paper with his face imprinted all over it. Now that would be funny, extra soft, and profitable.
- cloudyprison, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4http://www.prankplace.com/bushtoiletpaper.htm
- MerryMortician, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2good thing is.. I don't see how you could get in trouble for depositing this.
- joey368, on 12/10/2007, -0/+12Yeah put him on more suitable currency like a New Zealand Bill or a Chucky Cheese token.
- shagen454, on 12/10/2007, -1/+1New Zealand rocks, man - I fail to see the joke.
- Bananas21ca, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2Ever since the Canadian dollar became worth more, they had to find some other country to pick on......
Dicks!
- Bananas21ca, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2Ever since the Canadian dollar became worth more, they had to find some other country to pick on......
- fastcart, on 12/11/2007, -0/+0No bra, it's
....on more STABLE currency like....
:) - shootcanon, on 12/11/2007, -0/+01.00 NZD = 0.783382 USD
Soon Chucky Cheese will not except USD.
- shagen454, on 12/10/2007, -1/+1New Zealand rocks, man - I fail to see the joke.
- eatsushi, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2So how do we obtain one of these b/c I'd like to have one for collection, but find it ironic if we have to buy a 0 dollar bill...
- joey368, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1well if it's worth nothing, you prolly are allowed to draw on his face & make a word bubble to him saying "I'm gay".
- BuzzFriendly, on 12/10/2007, -1/+3Great idea problem is it's still as waste of ink and good paper.
- KhanneaSuntzu, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1This is not an entirely correct representation. In a decade or so he would be minted on a 10.000 dollar coin, which would be routinely used to pay for coffee, monorail chits and such microtransactions.
- nastronomical, on 12/10/2007, -9/+2Vs Clinton with the Burning World Trade Center?
- enbrock, on 12/10/2007, -1/+16dugg for toilet paper use-i can finally ***** on him after these 7 years of the receiving end.
- jwiesenborn, on 12/10/2007, -1/+1http://www.demstore.com/cgi-local/SoftCart.exe/scs ...
- CrudeDarkness, on 12/10/2007, -3/+1receiving end?
- Knikes, on 12/10/2007, -0/+3Metaphorically, George bush has shat on all of us.
- Memitim, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2Ah. I figured Bush might've been squirreling away a few million of the billions upon billions that he has blown of the nations wealth to pay Diggers to scat all over him while Cheney rubs one off while watching. Thank you for the clarification.
- Knikes, on 12/10/2007, -0/+3Metaphorically, George bush has shat on all of us.
- savethemooses, on 12/10/2007, -2/+1You mean this is the first time you've seen George Bush's picture on paper?
- zookee, on 12/10/2007, -7/+1similar image, front only - http://www.humorbug.com/fpics/m_humorbug_35ceab240
- lumin8or, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1"file does not exist"
- WhoDoneIt, on 12/10/2007, -2/+5You'd owe me 2 in Canada.
- goodfellaNW, on 12/10/2007, -1/+1not quite, Mr. Maple.
- MarrowMan, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2Yeah i think WhoDoneit has been under the Liberty Bell having a nap since September
- Kenzan, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2Canada:
America's Hat.- bemaniac, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1America:
Canada's shorts.
- bemaniac, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1America:
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