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- iamsamsamiam, on 12/10/2007, -10/+251Can legal tender be a negative? Like just you holding it means you owe monkey.
- Roger, on 12/10/2007, -10/+173The joke's on everyone who elected him. Twice.
- GuacamoleSan, on 12/10/2007, -9/+150"This is not legal tender: it is a joke just like George Bush"
hehe - CraigJ, on 12/10/2007, -1/+118how many monkeys equal a gorilla?
- ndavisAA, on 12/10/2007, -5/+79At this rate that $0 bill will soon be worth the same as the $100 bill.
- MioTheGreat, on 12/10/2007, -0/+66Yeah, just wait until the chimp creditors descend upon us all....
- bjs3171, on 12/10/2007, -1/+61they seriously couldn't make the photo green? come on...
- Iggins, on 12/10/2007, -2/+56I had the idea of giving him a coin. Give him the 9/10ยข the gas stations charge you!
- iPissExcellence, on 12/10/2007, -21/+74Ron Paul would only accept his face on a gold bar.
- accessviolation, on 12/10/2007, -6/+52Let's not insult the peso
- bolognium, on 12/10/2007, -3/+47shoot, it's worth nearly the same as a $1
- Teksu, on 12/10/2007, -3/+44yeah, its priceless
i had to... - ani625, on 12/10/2007, -20/+60Bottomline: Bush sucks
- kylejn, on 12/10/2007, -0/+38I once owed money to a loan shark named Monkey. He was always on my back.
- blackmage439, on 12/10/2007, -9/+45De-facing legal tender is a felony. Bush's ugly mug could never make it onto a reserve not[e]. :-P
- ventralnet, on 12/10/2007, -2/+33I'm no expert, but I think that may be counterfeit.
- HesNikke, on 12/10/2007, -4/+34Read up on the federal reserve bank, that /private/ bank note in your pocket is and IOU (with interest!) from the US treasury to the fed.
- inactive, on 12/10/2007, -17/+45Haha I love the back of it
- thewump, on 12/10/2007, -5/+31While trying to work how many are needed to buy a cup of coffee, George Bush sustained a divide by zero error and had to be rushed to hospital.
- phike, on 12/10/2007, -3/+29yea, just like Hitler is to Germany.
- babcat, on 12/10/2007, -24/+50Support the Tea Party of 2007 and oppose the Federal Reserve and the Inflation Tax!!!
http://www.teaparty07.com - tbranham, on 12/10/2007, -5/+26How long before some woman tries to buy something with these at WalMart?
Woman: "No, that there's a ten dollar bill. One of these **holds up Bush note** adds a zero, makin' it a hundred. One more and I've got a thousand."
Clerk: "Oh, you're right. Here's your change..." - digismack, on 12/10/2007, -0/+2110,000 Stanley Nickels = 17 Gorillas
- throwingks, on 12/10/2007, -0/+18I Owe yoU.
- placi, on 12/10/2007, -1/+18they aren't made out of jeans, they're just mixed with cotton.
- batguano, on 12/10/2007, -2/+18...for me to POOP ON!
- inactive, on 12/10/2007, -2/+17any number other than 1 is plural. eg. I have 1.23 dollars
- accessviolation, on 12/10/2007, -1/+16No. Tender is by definition an asset, not debt. "Legal tender or forced tender is payment that, by law, cannot be refused in settlement of a debt denominated in the same currency." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_tender
- enbrock, on 12/10/2007, -1/+16dugg for toilet paper use-i can finally ***** on him after these 7 years of the receiving end.
- longbow486, on 12/10/2007, -0/+14"they are IOU's, thats just as good as money"
- Soytaco, on 12/10/2007, -7/+20I think that's because usually when you say you have $0, what you actually say is "I do not have /any/ dollars".
Saying "Zero Dollar" makes sense in this case because the value of the dollar is 0. - THEROC, on 12/10/2007, -3/+16If only every federal reserve note Alan Greenspan and Ben Bernanke have printed would bear their portrait, people would be surprised how few George Washington bills are in circulation.
- postaldave, on 12/10/2007, -4/+17wow,
thought all day about that witting comment didn't you? - Synthesize, on 12/10/2007, -1/+13Before you vote, think.
- atdigg, on 12/10/2007, -2/+14LEAVE GEORGE BUSH ALONE!!!! *cries*
- inactive, on 12/10/2007, -3/+15I have zero banana
I have zero egg
I have zero dildo
I have zero chicken
I have zero ball
Do any of those sound correct to you at all?
Ya, i didnt think so. - NathanielJ, on 12/10/2007, -2/+14Are you people new? Since when is "I have zero apple" considered correct, and "I have zero apples" considered incorrect? Learn English.
- joey368, on 12/10/2007, -0/+12Yeah put him on more suitable currency like a New Zealand Bill or a Chucky Cheese token.
- Kauzman01, on 12/10/2007, -0/+10Did you beat him off?
- dsmx, on 12/10/2007, -7/+17Except that it means that the cost of living goes up and up, in fact the last time countries tried to intentionally let there currencies get weaker and weaker it lead to the great depression and WW2.
- humperdeath, on 12/10/2007, -0/+10OK, so If went into a bank with, say a nickel, and asked to have it broken into 0$ bills, about how many would I get?
- goingtoalpha, on 12/10/2007, -3/+12I still prefer the $3 bill with Santa on it.
- vade79, on 12/10/2007, -1/+10Cuckoo
- JigsawX, on 12/10/2007, -4/+13Of Disneyland maybe
- keyme, on 12/10/2007, -0/+9I suggest making toilet paper with his face imprinted all over it. Now that would be funny, extra soft, and profitable.
- inf0, on 12/10/2007, -0/+9you owe monkeys?
- goodfellaNW, on 12/10/2007, -4/+12Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, wait how does that go again? George?
- diggmemphis, on 12/10/2007, -4/+12George will have the last laugh. I can almost hear the Secret Service knocking on the door of the bill's creator, "Sir, we have a warrant to search your home on suspicion of counterfeiting".
- elnerdo, on 12/10/2007, -0/+8Err: Divide by zero
- shulkman, on 12/10/2007, -9/+17More Ron Paul drivel...
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