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Phillip Norbert Årp

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My neighbor—he’s on fire • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp’s neighbor caught on fire after a collision with a telephone pollster and a humperdumperdink! View in Crawl 4

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The green apple bee-bop • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp did the green apple bee-bop and the olig-bolig boogey-woogey woo for most of the week! http://www.pnarp.com/2012/05/20/ View in Crawl 4

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Hoarsely the Pnårp sang • Pnårp

pnarp.com — The Pnårp (not this Pnårp) got hypnotized by a tasty, tasty mubbleduck… one that can make dogs play poker! View in Crawl 4

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Vox clamantis in deserto • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp ate blocks of cheese as they fell from the sky, then lost a fight with some angry flower pots! View in Crawl 4

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The death of Argo Navis • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp finally had an excuse to burn all his French toast to death this week! Burn, burn, burn!! View in Crawl 4

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A lunchable lemony apple key • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp found some lemons in an odd place, pressed his open apple key, and then had all his capacitors blow! View in Crawl 4

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A box! A box! A box of… • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp went madly in search of a box of bright little orange balls of sugary joy this week! View in Crawl 4

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Gurning for two • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp met a man this past week, a man who gurned with the best of them! http://www.pnarp.com/2012/04/08/ View in Crawl 4

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Surviving April Fools Day • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp did his best to survive April Fools Day without getting fooled, and he succeeded… but at what cost? View in Crawl 4

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To order a coffee • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp needed a coffee shortly after coming back to life—but they didn’t have any onion powder! View in Crawl 4

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Toad rental—cheap! • Pnårp

pnarp.com — In 1922, Richard Uptown Pluckman rented some toads… and met his end at the hands of a rubber mubbleducky. View in Crawl 4

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Axons across beard-seconds of darkness • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Axons stretched out across parsecs, light-years, and beard-seconds of darkness… reaching, probing… View in Crawl 4

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A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp had to deal with the horrors of an ambulating Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal this week! Shiny! View in Crawl 4

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Seven point one hundred • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp recounts the tale of Richard Uptown Pluckman, the keeper of a shuggoth hatchery—and its victim. View in Crawl 4

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Thoughts diverging from reality • Pnårp

pnarp.com — Pnårp enjoyed two delicious hair sandwiches this week! View in Crawl 4

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I write websites: www.pnarp.com is mine, all mine. It goes well with a bottle of cheese and some roasted spiders. Alyssa Milano not included. I write it steaming on my nose but it doesn’t care! — Podunk, MI
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