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Metal Gear 4 Related Violence: Teen Slams Dick in Car Door

funnyordie.com — Jeffery Hollandsworth, a 17 year old student, became a victim of a self-induced violent crime yesterday when he purposely slammed his dick in to the car door after playing the newly released Metal Gear Solid 4 video game. After playing all night Jeff realized he had spent the bulk of his time watching cinematic cut scenes.

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  • jggube, on 06/14/2008, -1/+7"Slamming my dick in a car door seemed like the quickest way to accomplish that." - Dugg for truth.
  • riversc, on 06/14/2008, -0/+3Best title ever.
  • WhereAmI, on 06/14/2008, -3/+5Just shut the ***** up and play the game.
  • solidus636, on 06/14/2008, -0/+2I JUST finished it(yes, I'm on digg to..i'm addicted.). Anyways, The game is unbelievably good. Awesome ending, it's just...WOW. Enjoy it.
  • GhostPanther, on 06/14/2008, -0/+2I just bought that video game "Usual Suspects." And it was all scenes. No game play at all. So I slammed my dick in a hard cover edition of Infinite Jest.
  • VidDigger, on 06/14/2008, -0/+2the Internet: believe everything you read
  • badwithcomputer, on 06/14/2008, -0/+1Surely you jest.
  • shadowmoose, on 06/14/2008, -0/+1Dick, door, and slam should never be uttered in the same sentence.
  • jimmick, on 06/14/2008, -0/+1Video games don't make people slam their dicks in car doors.
    Californians with video games slam their dicks in car doors
  • rawg, on 06/13/2008, -5/+6MGS4 is incredible. Seriously, I haven't finished the whole game yet but so far it's the best game I've ever played.
  • louiebaur, on 06/13/2008, -1/+1Nice opening statement must be a pretty intense game
  • apothekari, on 06/14/2008, -1/+1I'm not Jesting...And don't call me Shirley!
  • BigChinaski, on 06/14/2008, -0/+0Hahahahaaaaaa!
  • NaziHatinChimp, on 06/14/2008, -4/+2***** Metal Gear killed my PS3. Now I got to send it in. However if it broke everything else and I could still play MGS4 I wouldn't care. I know Sony Fanboys are gong to claim I am a nerd for the 360 but I am not and ***** you dearly.
  • daRoach, on 06/14/2008, -7/+2I just have to ask, why would anyone want to watch a 94 minute cut-scene? I understand the game's amazing storyline but yeah, when I buy a game I expect to play, not watch cut-scenes.

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