127 Comments
- RobototoboR, on 10/28/2007, -5/+131Crap, all the emo kids beat my high score.
- inactive, on 10/28/2007, -5/+111*****.. I died.
- dvsbastard, on 10/12/2007, -1/+89I tried to cheat, but God mode actually made this game difficult to play! :(
- knightblade2oo4, on 10/12/2007, -3/+81STORY OF MY LIFE.
- wazzadoin, on 10/31/2007, -5/+69The pants selection is funny
- knightblade2oo4, on 10/12/2007, -8/+61cool (no one gives a *****)
- kerrybreyette, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44@lanevovii
Because we ALL watch the GeekNights podcast. Your dupe-fu is awful. - a1532b, on 10/31/2007, -2/+40Your computer must suck like a vacuum.
- mdnash, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40irrelevant; ive never seen it.
dugg - imkookoo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38The cool thing about this game is that when you're at the 10 second mark, you're frantically saying:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going to ... LIVE!! :( - eatsushi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+33man, I keep living.... :(
- KMye, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28Staple Genius
- nonsapiens, on 10/12/2007, -7/+33Coz not everyone's in your timezone, dumbass
/***** yanks - winnopeg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24Emo?
- andy206uk, on 10/12/2007, -11/+33Silly gory fun!
- NnyDarko, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23With Lasers...
- worldsbestgamer, on 10/12/2007, -4/+20I was hoping that this was instructions for emo kids.
- counterstriker, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18the unresponsiveness of this game makes me want to kill myself!
- DlGG, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Then you should do pretty well.
- tybris, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16Crappy controls.
- everfalling, on 10/31/2007, -0/+131:34
keep talking to the religious nut in the red shirt for a quick %10. - moore22, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I died from eating too many urinal cakes!
- weizilla, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11i died with 1 second remaining. and somehow survived the shark attack
- grimjestor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9i believe... that you have my stapler...
/milton rocks - DDoSAttack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I don't know about the sharks (I'll have to look for them) but pissing on the computers downstairs is fun!
- xvertigox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+82:39, fun game, clown butchering me in the toilet is what got me in the end.
Oh, and being "emo" has nothing to do with suicide, it's more to do with being a trendwhore retard. - unloud, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Go for the combos. Ignore co-workers. My best is 1:05
- atbnet, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I died in 2:20. The first time I didn't die, but I managed to kill myself the second time around.
- Viralcraig, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5They took the staple gun off of my desk!!!!!!!
- wolfkeeper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Yeah, it froze on me at the supply store too.
- hippykiller, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9i did not have that problem.
- Drunkenfool, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4haha, I died with 1 second remaining as well, but the shark did me in.
- raabco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4you've played 4 times and still cant kill yourself?
- spacebar14, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4*****, after playing only 4 times, I've now wasted 20 minutes :-/
- JamesWyatt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Link to access full screen.
http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/main.swf
It's got some sort of protection to block offline use.
I wish someone would make a script (Firefox or GreaseMonkey) to automatically extract these darn links automaticly..
. - scuba7183, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4yeah you stupid yanks. oh wait, I'm American.
- antifreze, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4that makes absolutely no sense.
Exactly 5min...
14 ms left...
something is wrong there - ArgusSmith, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I'm going to go ahead and say I'm the first to die by scrapbooking, semi-colon punctuation mark.
- ShBm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The shark was pretty badass. Go downstairs through the elevator, grab the fish on the far wall, and walk over the middle of the glass section of the floor.
I liked the ferrets that attack you if you try to go through that closed off doorway. - dheatley96, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31:20, talk to the nerds in basement and have them fix your pc!
- ThankTheCheese, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3that was classic! i did find the control difficult to get used to though because the game was at an angle.
- ayfour, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The 4 copiers in the copy room take out 8% each and the Microwave (needs the statue in it) takes out 20%. The lighter and spraycan takes out 20% also. Go for these first and you have 72% already.
- justmy15cents, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Damn that game was a SICK one! :) Great morbid idea though...
A ***** clown killed me in the bathroom... - ShBm, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3err, upstairs
- unloud, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Shark in the second floor takes out 30%; Toilet/handdryer combo in the men's restroom is 20%; Umberlla combo in shipping room takes 20%
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Here come the emo kids!
- MrFatalistic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2the only thing left now for you is to see how quickly it can be done IRL.
1 2 3 GO! - elfarto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Stupid question, how the hell you get to the basement?
- po43292, on 10/12/2007, -2/+369%.....what shark?? I'm going around stapling myself and getting beaten up like a pinata. Ridiculous but fun :)
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