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- awinters, on 11/13/2009, -10/+506Since it was clear (blue ribbon) that the cat had an owner, it was nice of them to get the kitty fixed, but he should have put up a few "found" posters.
A friend of mine hated her roommate's cat and then her friend left to live with her boyfriend in Paris and left the cat behind without even telling her. She was pissed, but she assumed the girl was gong to come get it, so she took care of it. Then it got sick and she spent all kind of $ getting it better. As expected, you come to care for things you take care of.
Her friend comes back a year later and was like, "I want my cat back" and she was like, "bitch please, its my cat now." - SirPessimism3rd, on 11/13/2009, -9/+456I found your Porsche by the side of the road. It was dirty and neglected so...
- aralls, on 11/13/2009, -8/+376The way you decide on who gets to keep the cat:
1. each of you stands on opposite sides of a room
2. someone else places the cat in the middle
3. both people call to it to see who it loves the most
4. the cat starts licking itself
5. first one to run over and grab the cat keeps it
6. profit! - anarcurt, on 11/13/2009, -4/+239Your kitten is safe but is he quiet? Get Kitton Mittons! Available now at Paddy's Pub.
- fxu1989, on 11/13/2009, -3/+172Soooooooooo.... what happened after that?
I MUST KNOW! - mrlivingston, on 11/13/2009, -7/+171I found your pussy at a bar, so I took it home.
- janinekahn, on 11/13/2009, -2/+158I still can't decide if the guy was a good Samaritan or no good cat-swipin' type.
- strad2, on 11/13/2009, -2/+142I'm not sure about this (re: the "found" posters)... I think the onus is on the people who lost the cat to put forth the effort. Why? Because anyone who really loves their pet would, at the very least, put up posters in an attempt to get it back. The person who rescued the cat looked for months for posters, and found none.
On top of that the cat had parasites? (although I suppose those could have been acquired while the cat was roaming free).
My gut feeling is that the cat has a better owner now... good for him/her. - theavenger3, on 11/14/2009, -7/+146I collect the stray cats around my neighborhood, dress them up, and force them to act in my version of CATS. I have taped together a couple of large desks in my basement to act as a stage, and hold each cat up by its front two paws, so it stands up like a person.
Whenever one is disobedient, I slam the ground next to him, make loud noises, and show the cat who is boss. Eventually, they all become very submissive and agreeable. Initially, it was difficult to keep them on the stage but now they don't leave unless I do.
We have reenacted the stories explaining why each cat ended up on the street, away from its previous owner. We also have gone on adventures, where we looted treasure from the dogs across the street. Playing with the cats in this way is great fun, and I suggest you guys try it some time. - verynegative, on 11/13/2009, -1/+135Your typing style looks pretty.
- awinters, on 11/14/2009, -0/+126She offered to pay her for all the money she had put into the cat, but she didn't give it back. Last I heard, 2007, she still had the cat so I guess the girl gave up.
- eastwood24, on 11/13/2009, -16/+135No I'm not crying (sniffle sniffle). It's just these God damned allergies you know.
- Bartboy919, on 11/14/2009, -7/+124RTFM (Rolling on the floor Masturbating)
- cryonix, on 11/13/2009, -0/+116Take the path to the east. turn to PG 9
Take the path to the west. turn to PG 13 - gttim, on 11/14/2009, -0/+104But it had parasites!
- BobCock, on 11/13/2009, -11/+106Ｉ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｙｕｋｉｏ ｍｅａｎｓ ”ｈａｐｐｙ ｍａｎ” ｉｎ ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ．
- densetsu23, on 11/14/2009, -1/+69ᴸᴱᴬᴿᴺ ᵀᴼ ᴳᴼᴼᴳᴸᴱ
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1O41-Yukio.html - scy1192, on 11/14/2009, -0/+64Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS
- d03boy, on 11/14/2009, -2/+59No, no.. you put the cat in a box....etc you know the rest
- bubba9999, on 11/14/2009, -1/+52I bet they kissed afterwards.
- Xaevier, on 11/13/2009, -6/+57I can't decide if that was a really nice thing to do by taking care of it or a really douchebag move by saying "Hey I have your cat and you can't have it back."
- Jikul, on 11/14/2009, -1/+50Oh crap, that twist made me laugh.
- bbrassi, on 11/14/2009, -3/+51You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your cat gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that ***** cat.
- piieerrrree, on 11/14/2009, -1/+48how did you do that?
- hereticoftruth, on 11/13/2009, -1/+48My rule of thumb: If you have the cat longer than the previous owner did, its yours. Also, if the previous owner doesn't want to pay the expenses it cost you, it's yours if you want it. But whether the courts would see it that way is another matter.
- elliotys, on 11/14/2009, -1/+46I don't get it, but I lol'd anyways.
- appleofdischord, on 11/14/2009, -0/+45>GO NOT DENNIS
It is dark.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue. - wbrns, on 11/13/2009, -4/+48I'm not sure I could have been that gracious!
- Rain12913, on 11/14/2009, -0/+44He just talks like that, he can't help it.
- verynegative, on 11/13/2009, -0/+42Either way he wins.
- Alli3388, on 11/13/2009, -2/+43I dunno. I once had a cat who went missing, and at the time he had this disgusting intestinal problem going on, and I think had some kind of unusual worm problem that didn't seem to be going away with vet care, and he had the runs. If anyone found him when he went missing, they might have thought that I wasn't taking good care of him, but I totally was, and I loved him. He just wasn't well at the time. For all I know, someone found him and decided to keep him without putting up signs or informing the SPCA or anything just because they figured he was better off with them... But I missed him bad. I walked the neighborhood everyday for a month and knocked on doors. No kitty though. :-( Of course, he could have been eaten by raccoons or coyotes, too...
- db0255, on 11/14/2009, -5/+43Sooooo, she stole that cat?
- ihavefrowned, on 11/14/2009, -1/+38I lost an iguana last year. Had her for 3 years. I searched the neighborhood and put up posters, to no avail. I checked the shelter on the 5th day of her absence, not having thought that she would end up in the shelter anyway. Turns out she shows up there on the first day she was missing. She probably escaped out the front door and a neighbor called the animal control. (She would always come back to eat usually as she had free reign of the house for 3 years of her life). Anyway, on the 5th day, she had already been adopted out to another person a couple hours before I got there. The shelter called them and could not get a hold of them for 2 weeks. When they finally did, they said they were to attached to give her back... after 2 weeks compared to my 3 years. *****. I miss Iggy.
- mx13punk, on 11/14/2009, -1/+37I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold. - strad2, on 11/13/2009, -3/+39I did RTFA... he found one in a laundromat, months later, well after any reasonable search for them would have ended.
If I lost my dog, the neighborhood would be blanketed in posters. And I've seen others do the same when they lost a pet - a poster every couple of blocks. It doesn't take all that much effort, especially considering what is at stake.
Not buying it... try again. - macslut, on 11/14/2009, -4/+40Wow that was so much nicer than the signs I normally put up:
"Your kitten was delicious!" - spookyttws, on 11/14/2009, -1/+37I was against your treatment until you mentioned looting the treasure from the dogs across the street. I know those dogs and they totally had it coming.
- DephexTwin, on 11/14/2009, -0/+35Better than their counterparts, the ass bandits.
(Man, I miss my donkey.) - Fanrir, on 11/14/2009, -1/+36Dugg for "bitey-hug"
- lostngone, on 11/13/2009, -13/+46Your kitten is safe.... in ma belly!
- WafflesID, on 11/14/2009, -0/+33I had a teddy bear hamster that escaped from his cage. in the middle of the night. He was gone.
Then, seriously, over 6 months later it's late at night and me and my mom were watching TV, and I see this black thing running across the floor in the corner of my eye. It went behind this octagonal table that we kept in the corner of the room. I peeked and it was that ***** hamster! I managed to catch him. God DAMN was that a cool feeling (I was pretty young still).
Unfortunately, I didn't have a proper cage any more, and it was too late to go buy one, and the ***** got out of the thing we were keeping him in again that night.
Bastard. - IronBreakfast, on 11/13/2009, -0/+32You'll be smitton!
- JoeCool1986, on 11/14/2009, -0/+32wtf is going on in this thread, my mind is being blown.
- nepidae, on 11/13/2009, -3/+35My eyes are just a little sweaty today.
- inactive, on 11/14/2009, -2/+33I agree - the problem is that someone might scoop the cat up in fifteen minutes, and give it a new Japanese name.
- seabook, on 11/14/2009, -2/+31There are many Japanese names which are read 'Yukio' but only some of them (幸男, 幸夫, 幸雄) have a meaning close to 'happy man'. It is ignorant of the Japanese language to suggest that every combination of characters that could be read 'Yukio' have the same meaning.
There are many people named Yukio (including the writer Mishima and the current Prime Minister, as noted above) whose names have an entirely different meaning. Some of the other names include 幸應, 幸生, 由紀夫, 征夫, 就臣, 行雄, and various combinations thereof.
Any source that claims a meaning for a Japanese name is incorrect unless it notes the specific characters used to do so. - jeexbit, on 11/14/2009, -1/+29pretty much, yep.
- viserov, on 11/14/2009, -0/+27I have a cat in my wall. What do I do??
- solmakou, on 11/14/2009, -0/+27I am amazed at the levels of geekiness in this thread and horrified I get the references.
- cyberguy23, on 11/14/2009, -0/+26O_O WOW.
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