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- doublefelix, on 01/05/2009, -5/+826Maybe if that dude weren't so restless the cat could get some ***** sleep.
- sfhock, on 01/04/2009, -5/+545the cat was just assessing the sleeper's threat level... while simultaneously scanning him for vulnerabilities...
- roastedbagel, on 01/04/2009, -2/+394I dont need a video camera to figure out what my cat does while I sleep. Mainly due to the part where she sleeps on my face the entire night.
- Chromain, on 01/05/2009, -2/+354My dog does something similar. Except instead of moving around a bunch, she craps on the floor.
- ajde, on 01/05/2009, -0/+313I occasionally wake up to find both of my cats laying on my chest with their noses about 3 inches from my face, staring directly into my eyes. It's super creepy.
- RandyStott, on 01/04/2009, -7/+247Cute. My dog puked on me in my sleep. Not sure what's worse.
- FlyingCaveman, on 01/04/2009, -2/+223Is that Simon's cat? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
- jerrycan, on 01/05/2009, -0/+156We once had three cats. Wifey and I were trying to figure out which one was getting up on the counter, so we plugginf the video camera into the VCR with a tape set for 8 hours of recording in the kitchen. Turns out they all got up on the counter. and pretty much rubbed their butts everywhere. I almost heaved.
- fuzzlog2, on 01/05/2009, -0/+150My cat punched me in my face this morning when she decided I had enough sleep.
- inactive, on 01/05/2009, -2/+144most definitely the puke.
- Propethic, on 01/05/2009, -1/+133My cat does this crap too. The problem arises that in order for the cat go to sleep next to me, it has to be touching me in some way. If it lays down on me and I move to the side, the cat gets up and moves too. Then if it wants you to wake up it just lays on top of you and touches your face
- JlmAWP, on 01/05/2009, -3/+133Sleep all day and watch someone sleep all night. Being a cat is boring.
- tgc1, on 01/05/2009, -4/+124I remember when my Cat used to sleep with me at night... = ( I miss my Cat.
- y2kery, on 01/05/2009, -3/+123Your dog puked on you and you're not sure if thats worst???
- roastedbagel, on 01/05/2009, -4/+110You're funny, every comment I read that I snicker at, I look at the username and it's you. Be my e-friend.
- inactive, on 01/05/2009, -2/+105So thats why cats sleep all day...
- mikinurbook, on 01/04/2009, -2/+101The difference between cats and dogs:
Dogs are either allowed, or not allowed to sleep with the owner.
Cats don't adhere to rules. - mikinurbook, on 01/04/2009, -4/+78Not true. If this were a time lapse video starring a dog, by the end we would've seen the owner on the floor, and the dog sprawled out in his place.
- anononon, on 01/05/2009, -1/+71I put horrible things in your mouth while you sleep. Did you know that?
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1504/iputhorrib ... - jscnet, on 01/05/2009, -3/+69My dog ***** on my bed, then somehow "buried" it in my pillowcase. Here's the good part. My girlfriend decided it was pillow fight night (not uncommon with her), she picks up my pillow and swings it at me for the head strike, I duck (naturally, because I'm ninja fast), then hear this wet splat noise and "OH MY GOD!". I get up, look at her, she's staring at the doorway, I turn to behold her best friend standing there with a big solid ***** bar oozing down the front of her face from the top of the impact site, her forehead... where the force apparently left a sort of, um, how do you say, ***** colored Mohawk thing protruding from her crown. Needless to say, I got no sleep do to the excessive and out of control laughter that plagued me the reset of the evening and into early wee hours of the morning, and then for three weeks afterwords. My girlfriend didn't think it was funny. The "lets get a dog" thing was her idea. Good boy!
- inactive, on 01/05/2009, -1/+67Sounds like we have a bromance* a-brewing.
*Even I feel ashamed for typing th at. - dsmx, on 01/05/2009, -8/+69So you have a pussy over your face the entire night....
- siandt, on 01/05/2009, -0/+59My cat largely ignores me at night, until about 6am when she gets hungry and bitch slaps me until I get up.
- Locke23, on 01/05/2009, -1/+58Man, I think the cats that are let loose to roam and return at their leisure are always having some crazy adventure with their other cat buddies. Then they sleep at your place all the time preparing for more crazy cat-ventures.
- MixMastaKooz, on 01/05/2009, -1/+58My dog gave me a dead mole when I woke up. She gave it to me, and I thought it was one of her plush toys...but it felt too solid. I woke up very quickly when I found out it was real. Luckily, the mole had drowned, and there was no blood.
- inactive, on 01/05/2009, -0/+52One time I woke up to a slight tickle on my face.. Still KIND of dreaming I moved my hand up to investigate and suddenly felt squirming. About a gallon of adrenaline released and I pushed as hard as I possibly could against my cheek bone.
After wiping what felt like several legs, guts, and other various parts off my face I turned my lamp on to find the remains of a HUGE ***** COCKROACH alllllllllll over my face and hands. Nothing beats cleaning roach parts out of your bed and off your face at 3 in the morning... - betheturtle, on 01/05/2009, -3/+55that's what she wants you to think.
- Sil369, on 01/05/2009, -5/+53no, thats ur wife
- woofers07, on 01/05/2009, -0/+48I wish that was all my cat did, if my girlfriend and I let it sleep in the room, it'll just start digging and playing with anything in the room, and when we lock her out she pounds on the door all night.
- woofers07scat, on 01/05/2009, -1/+47Why yes, I do.
- Dr3w, on 01/05/2009, -1/+46Did it just get warmer in here?
- sadatoni, on 01/05/2009, -2/+47http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you - Locke23, on 01/05/2009, -2/+44I don't think it was the cat annoying the owner, looked more like the other way around.
- hello3u, on 01/05/2009, -1/+39Why are they rubbing their butts on the counter? Itchy butt? Or kitty cat revenge?
Or you didn't provide them with toilet papers? You didn't, didn't you? - whorunbartertwn, on 01/05/2009, -0/+37tape, placed sticky side up on counter
the one running around screaming in a twitch panic with tape hanging off is the one - alex7575, on 01/05/2009, -1/+37Is doggy cushion some cute term for farting? Because my dog farts on my face every morning, you can't hear it, but it'll wake you up....
- TreatsTheBear, on 01/05/2009, -1/+36You should get a timed feeder. Best $40 I ever spent.
- Murdats, on 01/05/2009, -2/+37everyone moves in their sleep, a lot more then they realise (because you're well, asleep)
- whorunbartertwn, on 01/05/2009, -0/+33Yup the game in our house is "don't let em know you're awake" every morning. They can detect the slightest twitch of an eye, so best to remain focused and keep steady, not altering breathing.
- leonidus1159, on 01/05/2009, -1/+34Dog puke is immediately the winner.
- Kennui, on 01/05/2009, -1/+31I miss you too
- zero, on 01/05/2009, -1/+31Silly rabbit, doors pose no obstacle for a cat. They just get ceiling cat to open it for them.
- unknownpoltroon, on 01/05/2009, -1/+31And flavor.
- phatfiend, on 01/05/2009, -2/+32i wish i could sleep in till 8.
- uglybanana, on 01/05/2009, -4/+33crappy comment is crappy
- whorunbartertwn, on 01/05/2009, -0/+29They lay outside it and beat on it, or make the exact same noise every 20 seconds for 12 hours.
- MrOmniscient, on 01/05/2009, -4/+32I agree, dogs are better, but I still don't advocate cat *****.
- arkboysooner, on 01/05/2009, -0/+27I think you're right. I used to have a cat who would be gone on adventures for days at a time before coming back.
- duewydo, on 01/05/2009, -1/+27did you punch it back?
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