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- SpamHat, on 11/04/2009, -1/+49Bears look weird with no fur.
- MalarkeyPN, on 11/04/2009, -1/+34bare bear
- strictnein, on 11/06/2009, -1/+28Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?
- predballer, on 11/05/2009, -1/+25thats crazy how i just realized ive never thought of what a bear would look like bald.
- einrobstein, on 11/06/2009, -1/+22The answer to the first one is Woolly Mammoth.
- CleoQKazoo, on 11/05/2009, -1/+18so it can freeze in the winter without any fur?
- CleoQKazoo, on 11/05/2009, -1/+17This has caused me to question all animal textures. What if elephants had fur? or fish? or reptiles?, or if birds didn't have feathers and had scales? or if rhinos had scales. I'm gonna be up all night, I should draw
- mwrl, on 11/05/2009, -1/+17Modern Zoos are very good areas for animals. Most animals do very well in a captivity so that isn't the problem here. The story points toward a genetic condition. In the wild they would already be dead.
That said, the bears head reminds me of a super large rat. - MagicHobo, on 11/04/2009, -1/+17Those bears will still kick your ass.
- Mytbouf21, on 11/06/2009, -1/+14Looks like a Chupracabra to me.
- mikek814, on 11/04/2009, -9/+21"Vets are baffled about what has caused the sudden hair loss" - let the ***** bear go
- samcrut, on 11/06/2009, -2/+14They still have hair on their heads and chest, and mostly all the places humans have hair. I think someone's been trying to do genetic experiments. Better check the pigs too. I think we're looking at a manbearpig scenario.
- yocouchdigga, on 11/05/2009, -3/+141. Let them go, if it's an unnatural condition for the bear. It should go home or to a more suitable climate to be studied naturally.
2. Do not let them go near anything radioactive. Bears are bad enough as is, I don't want to fight off hairless, nuclear, super bears.
3. Don't feed it after midnight...
Just in case. - jerrycan, on 11/06/2009, -1/+12Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
- AlyxVance, on 11/05/2009, -3/+14***** creepiest thing I've ever seen.
- antdude, on 11/04/2009, -1/+12Don't all furry animals look weird like that cat species?
- JJ2K1, on 11/06/2009, -1/+10All of us coming back home from Iraq and Afghanistan are completely baffled by these bears.
- uruururr, on 11/06/2009, -3/+9hes saying the cause is stress from captivity and that releasing it to the wild will de-stress it.
- AlyxVance, on 11/05/2009, -2/+7Sorry for the double post, but the bear totally reminded me of Rasputin from Anastasia
http://djquist.net/images/raspbear.jpg - stormym, on 11/06/2009, -1/+5Bear....Bear....Big Bear...Big Bear Chase meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
- dzsimbo, on 11/06/2009, -0/+4that's one buttugly animal..
we all need our furs - mullzoo, on 11/06/2009, -1/+5looks like a less emaciated version of Gollum
- tenmenkilled, on 11/06/2009, -1/+5Needs more Rogaine.
- DjOverEZ, on 11/06/2009, -2/+5Colbert scared the fur off them!
- fingerrockets4, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3I don't know if that's true for all animals. I was at the Naples Zoo in Florida a couple of years ago. I great zoo for primates. The monkeys looked like they knew they had a good deal going, but not so for the big cats. I noticed a lot of the cats pacing around in tight figure 8 patterns. The path that they would follow was well worn down as if they have been doing this for years.
- mikebrinkman, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3Reminds me of a joke:
A bear hibernating near Boise, ID wakes up to find that he's lost all of his fur, which he finds unsettling. Since he's been asleep for months, he's also extremely thirsty. He decides he needs a drink to regain his composure, so he shambles into town to get a drink at a local bar.
He goes up to the bar and tells the bartender "Give me a beer!"
The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bare bears in bars in Boise."
That makes the bear angry but he tries again and says "Well then, give me a brandy!"
The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve brandy to bare bears in bars in Boise."
The bear is now infuriated. He tells the bartender "Give me a bourbon, or I'm going to go kill the waitress at the end of the bar!"
The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve bourbon to bare bears in bars in Boise."
So the bear runs down to the end of the bar, kills the waitress and eats her. He looks at the bartender and says "O.K. pal, give me something to drink--anything--or you're next!"
The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve drug users."
The bear looks puzzled and asks "Drug users? I'm a bear, not a drug user!"
The bartender says "That was a bar bitch you ate."
/snare drum roll
Thanks, I'll be here all week. - latexsolarbeef, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3You never really appreciate how ugly something is until you see it hairless
- abraxsis, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3I can't, in good faith, support a news article about a bald bear with no mention of John Candy. Kudos to stormym for the quote.
- Isenborg, on 11/06/2009, -1/+4Are they sure the bears aren't just going for that X-Men/Wolverine look? You have to admit, they look more badass that way.
- kernel16, on 11/06/2009, -1/+4We need a cure for baldness, bald doesn't look good on any male species.
- larsonc, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2FTA's comments:
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"It is spring time in South America now, maybe there is a magnetic reversal happening that is signaling them to shed. The females might be more sensitive than the males and are reacting. There is a pole shift happening and they may be sensing the reverse polarity. Germany is in a zone of high magnetic activity that is opposite of what it used to be. Stress can also do this? Look for a clue, when are the males segregated from the females? What is going on when that happens?
They really look bad. If it happened here in the USA you would probably have child protective services, the conservation department, and the SPCA knocking on your door accusing you of running a dancing bear academy.
Rogaine maybe? Poor Bears, I hope you find out what is wrong. Good Luck."
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Wow. I expect this guy to be an avid YouTube commenter as well. - Lorcian, on 11/06/2009, -4/+6Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair! Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he? LOL sorry
- RobMackenzie, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2Only the female bears have this. It's simple, one bear went for the Brazilian, and all the male bears went crazy for her. Now the rest are just following suit.
I mean just look at her... thats... hot? - BLyday, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2Most goddamn terrifying thing i've ever seen. Looks like a real life werewolf.
- chad2261, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Yao_Guai
- Knuckle007, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2JOHN CANDY, and the BALD HEADED KILLER BEAR!
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x141/rewriter42 ...
CHECK OUT THIS CLASSIC ON BIT-TORRENT THIS WEEKEND! - daliminator, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2Holy crap that's some bad writing. Do these guys even GLANCE at what they publish?
- madrona, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2Why would veterans care about bears anyway?
- Frostek, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1No.
- Craigistired, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Werewolf!
- vagitoe, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Is that a yao guai?
OH SHI- - weazal, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Where the hell did this rhyme even originate?
- weazal, on 11/07/2009, -1/+2A lot of animals in zoos are actually handicap, mentally challenged, or otherwise impaired in ways that they wouldn't last very long in the wild. Zoos are taking care of them.
- TeaBaggins, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1I'm sure the raccoons saw it all go down.
- CleoQKazoo, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1yeah a friend of mine threw that in my face in class lol
- askantik, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1And a lot of them are not. That is the difference between a zoo and a wildlife sanctuary or reserve or preserve. I love how I'm being buried and only one response.
May I suggest "The Cove" if you think zoos and aquariums only take in dolphins and whales are "impaired." - gdha, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1Very weird, kinda creepy. Hopefully this is very very rare!
- Frostek, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1Some of the others were claiming it was radiation too.
Looks like Youtube booked a mini-bus for the day. :-( - xero69, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Someone knit those poor bears some sweaters already, winter is almost here!
- Murray13, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1LOL
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