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- FlyingCaveman, on 05/15/2009, -1/+65Quick, somebody suck the poison out!!
- HamishGray, on 05/15/2009, -2/+46"When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
And it looked like there was some sort of reptile in the toilet too! - theghoul, on 05/15/2009, -0/+32Snake bites penis from toilet.
This is the stuff of nightmares. - garrettg84, on 05/15/2009, -1/+17was he wearing a ninja suit too?
- BrownieMix, on 05/15/2009, -0/+15I don't think poison will cum out.
- minorthreat, on 05/15/2009, -1/+15did you go to a "special" school?
- mongo25, on 05/15/2009, -1/+15Toilet Snake vs. Trouser Snake
- thecheat1, on 05/15/2009, -0/+11Seriously my worst fear.
- strictnein, on 05/15/2009, -0/+10Woke up one morning, went to go to the bathroom. Opened the toilet, ready to go to town, and a fricken crazed red squirrel launched out at me. If I hadn't moved, I'm pretty sure the first thing he would have hit would have been the last thing I would want a crazed red squirrel attached to .Thank god I didn't sit down that morning.
There was a vent above the toilet, so he must have crawled into the house through it and fallen into the toilet, pulling the cover closed. - sjbdallas, on 05/15/2009, -3/+12I'd hate for anyone to think my penis was a mouse. Especially a snake, but basically ANYONE.
- alfredscakes, on 05/15/2009, -0/+6Did the snake live?
- strictnein, on 05/15/2009, -0/+6No, he was not. Had he been dressed like a ninja he clearly would have been a fake ninja because I saw him and was able to avoid his attack.
- mlbdenver, on 05/15/2009, -0/+5Definitely not an urban legend. My wife lived in an apartment building somewhere down south when she was growing up, and they had snakes in the toilets of her building. For a long, long time, she always had to check any toilet before sitting down to use it.
- garrettg84, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4ps I don't like ninjas. I actually think pirates are much better, but asking if the red rat was dressed like a pirate wouldn't have the same effect. And if, in fact, this red rat was dressed like a pirate, he would have simply drunkenly staggered to the front door and let himself in. Who needs to go through all the trouble of a roof/vent/toilet entrance????
- SpinningHead, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4I wish I could unread that
- mojomac69, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4obligatory larry david clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuHDYR9uRGc - jmontes, on 05/15/2009, -2/+6You're?
- keyforce, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4I really don't think you do see what he did there.
- nudedos, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4I thought I had to just worry about constipation.
- cptcliche, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4"Honey, get in here!"
- IKORKYI, on 05/15/2009, -1/+4i already have anxiety that something is going to latch on to my balls while taking a deuce...ever since i was a little kid and i heard the urban legend of crocs living in the sewers....
this just makes that anxiety a little less irrational - flip2trip, on 05/15/2009, -0/+3I've never seen an "ass frog" before much less a big one.
- OwdenBowden, on 05/15/2009, -0/+3"When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
- SteaminTmann, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2I knew there were good reasons I avoid living in places where there are snakes all over the ***** place.. Like Australia, 9 out of the 10 most deadly snakes in the world live there, forget that *****!
- MokaPot, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2gaysnake
- inferno10, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2Toilet snake is watching you urinate
- saikyan, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2As if snakes need even more bad press.
Only spiders are more demonized. - bitterbug, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2More men than women suffer fatal black widow bites because men often get bitten on exposed genitals. The blood flow can carry the venom through the body quickly.
It's a good idea to peek under the lid in black widow country.
Your friend is lucky to be alive. - DiggMasterJ, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2Easy baby; I'm just a snake tryin' to get a nut.
- mr5150, on 05/15/2009, -2/+4Hollywood has just signed up Samual L Jackson for a sequel to Snakes On A Plane with 'Snakes On My *****'
- astrotrain, on 05/15/2009, -1/+3This just in...
Hollywood has just read this story and has announced "Snakes In A Bowl".... coming to a theater near you in 2009...Staring Samuel Jackson.
"YOWWWWWWW! I don't need no snake in no mother ... toilet!, **flush** take that you trouser snake attacker!" - s0nicfreak, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Never visiting your house...
- socokoolaid, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Reminds me of a joke ...about a man who pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover button in the woman's restroom...
- thesonofdarwin, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1That's when you go in a bucket and then empty it into the toilet. Actually, I'd probably seal off the toilet completely and send it down the garbage disposal.
- GlassAgate, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Okay, I'm done using the toilet. I guess that it's back into diapers for me.
- mshensley, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1I believe it. When I lived in Florida, we had a big ass frog appear in the toilet one time. I was scared of the bathroom for a while after that.
- RikkiSixx, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1curb needs to come back
- FlyingCaveman, on 05/16/2009, -0/+1Okay, you can suck the venom out! Theres no time to semantics
- cptcliche, on 05/15/2009, -1/+2If that happened in America, let's just say that rat snake would've had a fight with an anaconda
- samard2002, on 05/15/2009, -1/+2I personally know a dude that was bitten by a Black Widow on the head of his dick while sitting in a perfectly normal port-a-potty. It swelled up to size of a coconut he said. They did everything they could not to amputate and he's fine now, but he says he has a huge dent in his tip that he has to explain to every girl now.
This a true story and it's also true that you will think about my friend every time you enter a port-a-potty for the rest of your life. Just like I do. - Nevarius, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Isn't that being a bit redundant?
- tricksternole, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1These mother ***** snakes, in this mother ***** toilet!
- whytey, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1When he looked down, he saw the big snake
I'm now laughing at work. Thanks - spepin, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1I wish. Regular elementary.
- v4vishal, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Someone opened the chamber of secrets...
- Nevarius, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Samual L Jackson in a gay porno?
- bitterbug, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1My boa constrictor escaped two weeks ago, but all it did was hide under it's cage stand.
- bitterbug, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1It's going to be a short movie.
Will you be attacked by Children's Pythons? - Zippo, on 05/15/2009, -2/+3***** SNAKES ON MY ***** PENIS
- spepin, on 05/15/2009, -1/+2I remember way back in the days of elementary school, kids used to believe this all the time. A lot of them would end up ***** on the floor out of fear or snakes/sharks/pirhanas.
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