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- Sublex, on 09/28/2008, -1/+43Dear god, I have a new found respect (and total, utter fear) for all gophers.
Oh, for the goat one, he was adopted, and neutered to make him less aggressive. They re-christened him 'Snow'. - degree, on 09/29/2008, -0/+34I learned this all in every zelda game ever.
Do NOT ***** with the chickens.. - Fhwqhgads, on 09/28/2008, -1/+25Classic Darwin.
- ScottMcIntyre, on 09/28/2008, -4/+27Not so very cute animals! The tale of the Cairo chicken massacre involves a chicken which "accidentally" fell into a well in the little Egyptian village. By the end of the saga, 6 adults had drowned trying to rescue it- that's one killer chicken!
- nothugo, on 09/29/2008, -0/+17Not even a US President is safe!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_i ... - s0m31john, on 09/29/2008, -1/+17http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
Obligatory - lineweight, on 09/28/2008, -1/+12Beware the Cave of Caerbannog!
- AmyVernon, on 09/28/2008, -0/+11sure, it was an "accident" - the chicken did survive, after all, and SIX people died trying to "rescue" it? I don't think so....
- MacBookForMe, on 09/28/2008, -3/+12These are real fighters!
- Garofoli, on 09/28/2008, -0/+6These are cute? A Goat, a Chicken, a Cow, and a Reindeer? I mean a dog is the only one... and maybe a juvenile of the previous. Maybe "Animals Gone Vigilante" would be a better title.
- Atsumori, on 09/29/2008, -0/+5Nice, I love how in the wikipedia article it mentions a XKCD comic about it :D
- Helloween2008, on 09/29/2008, -0/+4"The icing on the cake is what the local police found when they drew the bodies out of the well.
They found the chicken, alive. Only the anatomical limitation of a beak kept the triumphant smirk off its face."
Dugg. - blinker265, on 09/29/2008, -0/+4"That's right. The gopher was clinging to the wall. An animal that is known solely for digging. Was clinging. To the wall."
so funny - inactive, on 09/29/2008, -0/+3That full time Santa sounds like a pedo to me.
- 3sicasity, on 09/28/2008, -1/+4awww.....ahhhHHH!
- scoobycarolan, on 09/29/2008, -0/+3"Also, if you saw Santa hitting on your girl, wouldn't you step in? Do you think your girl would pass up the chance to ***** Santa?"
- Brododium, on 09/29/2008, -0/+3In Twilight Princess you become the chicken... I s'pose it's the exception, but so many people had learnt their lesson beforehand they were too afraid to try.
The wrath of cuckoos is a sight to behold. - Deveak, on 09/29/2008, -0/+2And it has nasty pointy teeth, and they go grr! and arr!!!
- blueRAP, on 09/29/2008, -0/+2RUN AWAY!!
- notzak, on 09/29/2008, -0/+2Gopher ≠ Prairie Dog
- expert01, on 09/29/2008, -0/+2What, no Monty Python comments?
- TheZorch, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1FERAL KOMBAT!!!
- Genecalypse, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1The last picture of the dog is so cute
- inactive, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1)*
- avianeddy, on 02/17/2009, -0/+1...silly
- kaykfrink, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1Dugg for the null set
- nickkie72, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1I knew this was from cracked.com from the title alone. The number gave it away.
- mikesbaker, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1all of these except for #3 had it coming for being outrageously stupid
- RudeTurnip, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1I loved that story...those ***** deserved to be burned.
- Nephersir7, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1the falling cow is my new America's favorite
- satanguy, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1the ppl from the goat and gopher story deserved what they got
- ninjaskimo, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1Would you like to sit on my lap?
- zerton, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1how have i never seen that reindeer video before
- rayzha, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1Cows are not adorable....
- hypnotoad32, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1That rabbit's dynamite.
- OomikyoO, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1Dugg for the caption under the picture of the lab.
"I am gonna ***** you up so hard." - gimmini2003, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1Dugg for the stupid ***** news reporter asking about the cow
"Is this a common thing?"
Person with look like 'are you really asking that ***** question' "uhh.. No..." - jabberwockey, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1As i recall i heard this one years ago when i checked out the darwin awards that celebrate the stupid ways people find to kill themselves. it was a duck in that story but it has to be the same story or my faith in mankind is going to take an even bigger hit than it already has;.
- azreal156, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1Wow, that Santa is an *****. He ate the very reindeer he killed.
- Trots, on 10/02/2008, -0/+1Way to steal those stories from the animal section of the Darwin awards.
- danwallace, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1"Jim fears he won't see another Christmas"... ha!
- redscofield, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1what an awesome article... the title forced me to click... who can resist?
- johnsmith3210, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1"Only the anatomical limitation of a beak kept the triumphant smirk off its face."
- BTime, on 09/29/2008, -0/+1Because Pit Bulls and Rottweilers are passe..
- phreenet, on 09/29/2008, -2/+2Finally a list this weekend that doesn't suck.
- ninjaskimo, on 09/29/2008, -2/+2I hate that show
- Zeeber, on 09/29/2008, -0/+0FTA
To make it just a little more ridiculous, the cop on the scene remarked, "This is the most bizarre case I've ever been on... . Involving a reindeer and a man."
lolwut?
dugg! - JollyDumple, on 09/29/2008, -1/+1The writer forgot the fourth distinct possibility for number 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkj3iAjpTME&feature ... - Vaelkar, on 09/29/2008, -1/+1That was actually pretty funny.
- chokitofrito, on 09/28/2008, -6/+1Mama had a chicken, mama had a cow!

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