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- Fhwqhgads, on 11/10/2008, -17/+927. Humans who work for Cracked making us click to another page are *****.
- inactive, on 11/10/2008, -5/+66I was really expecting to see humans as #1.
- ultraJesus, on 11/10/2008, -0/+60Chimpanzees are creepy as hell. I don't know why the ***** people think they are cute.
- HeDiggMe, on 11/10/2008, -0/+52Honestly I think goatse is a bigger *****
- nervoustwit, on 11/10/2008, -20/+608. The French
- Sornos, on 11/10/2008, -0/+36I've got an anecdote about ant wars, so gather 'round y'all and listen.
I used to live upon a dirt road. Now along this dirt road were ant colonies. Stretching about half a click. One summer the ants decided that town wasn't big enough for the million of them. So the colonies attacked each other. The whole side of the road was swarming with ants. It looked like a black and red carpet. I stayed the ***** inside that day. - AmyVernon, on 11/10/2008, -1/+31On lions, they forgot the part where the male lions mostly laze about, eating just what the women catch. They join in the hunt now and again, but the women are bigger hunters than the men.
- keyboardduder, on 11/10/2008, -2/+30i dont care if they are linkwhores,
#1 Diggers eat this ***** up
#2 Half of the things they submit are funny, and you know it
#3 We would all be proud of a website that gets this many hits - bernandoo, on 11/10/2008, -3/+2811. Manbearpig
- PleaseJustDie, on 11/10/2008, -0/+23The male lions don't have time to hunt, they have to have sex like 20 times a day. They got their priorities straight.
- plainOldFool, on 11/10/2008, -0/+23How the ***** did Golden Eagle not make this list. They drag goats. Off Cliffs. The ***** drag goats off ***** cliffs! That's ***** evil.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I
Jump straight to :44. - oo7evan, on 11/10/2008, -2/+25So basically, the more they are like us humans, the bigger ***** they are? Sounds about right.
- lololol1, on 11/10/2008, -5/+24Dugg for "I for one welcome our new insect overlords."
- Fhwqhgads, on 11/10/2008, -2/+20I think that one goes without saying.
- mayra1201, on 11/10/2008, -3/+21Misleading title of the day.
- dse78759, on 11/10/2008, -3/+19Cracked is awesome, but the list is a little depressing.
- Jektal, on 11/10/2008, -0/+15I read somewhere (maybe The Origins of Virtue, don't think it was that one though) that Bottle-nose dolphins actually swim together in packs of males, corner a female, batter her around a bit, and then take turns raping her. Seriously.
- ammi, on 11/10/2008, -1/+15I was expecting Pedobear as #1
- WarMachineWCLH, on 11/10/2008, -0/+13The correct response involved a giant magnifying glass.
- RiouG, on 11/10/2008, -0/+12Ha Ha! My semen runs in your veins!
Seriously though, that Cuckoo part is crazy. - username7410, on 11/10/2008, -0/+11"Perhaps we're over-thinking it, and it's simply that chimp-babies are delicious. Either way, baby-eating is sort of a dick move."
I love cracked.com, lol - MadEnvoy, on 11/10/2008, -0/+11Great Ape fetish.
- inactive, on 11/10/2008, -1/+12he prefers *****, he himself is not one
- rinote, on 11/10/2008, -0/+11I lol'd at the dolphins killing for fun. The poor porpoises! I never knew dolphins were criminally insane like that.
- Grazfather, on 11/10/2008, -1/+11It's only 2 pages, not 6 like Asylum.
- plainOldFool, on 11/10/2008, -0/+9Were you not hugged as a child?
- marm0lade, on 11/10/2008, -0/+8No way. The Cuckoo bird mafia is ***** awesome.
- j3ff86, on 11/10/2008, -2/+107. ***** Pelican
http://digg.com/pets_animals/***** ... - Medicamusic, on 11/10/2008, -1/+9Prove it.
- jba68, on 11/10/2008, -0/+8I've seen that on Discovery. Flipper is a degenerate.
- mmittimm, on 11/10/2008, -2/+10Get over it.
- Onion575, on 11/10/2008, -0/+8Racist much?
- shimmyNshake, on 11/10/2008, -0/+8They didnt mention the fact that male chimps often try to rip the nut sacks off other male chimps. They'll do the same thing to humans too, if given the chance. So watch out.
- MoralThreat, on 11/10/2008, -0/+7Looks like the trailer park got it's internet back up.
- sanches, on 11/10/2008, -0/+7dugg for dude beying humped by dolphin
- rockon4life45, on 11/10/2008, -3/+10You lazy *****.
- Leviathan433, on 11/10/2008, -0/+6@shenmueguru
Whine. - pudds, on 11/10/2008, -0/+6Splitting a long post into 2 pages is not the same as splitting a short post into many pages.
Slideshows break that threshold. Cracked does not. - korvan504521, on 11/10/2008, -0/+6that is very disturbing.
- ultraJesus, on 11/10/2008, -1/+7Hating on chimps? The same chimps that knock down (human) women, take their babies, and run off to eat the children alive? The same chimps that rape their women and hunt for sport?
And don't think they won't kill you. The average chimpanzee is 5 times stronger than the average adult man.
The only solution is to kill them all. Its them or us. - nervoustwit, on 11/10/2008, -1/+7Good Pelican! Who likes pigeons?
- imbob, on 11/10/2008, -1/+7Chimps, you see, have a tendency to suddenly grab a baby chimp from its mother's arms and chow down, sharing the meal with the entire group. Well, except for the mom, who presumably prefers to stay in a corner screaming: "Holy *****! Holy *****!"
WTF! o_O - tattoojoo, on 11/10/2008, -1/+7I see what you did there.
- bashnu, on 11/10/2008, -0/+5The horror - the image is eternally burnt in brain for instant retrieval.
- plainOldFool, on 11/10/2008, -0/+5That many ants would have eaten the magnifying glass.
- sauron256, on 11/10/2008, -0/+5I wasn't going to digg it, but then I saw the dolphin with a gun.
- inactive, on 11/10/2008, -0/+5Another animal that's a lot like humans.
- VitriolAndAngst, on 11/11/2008, -0/+5Cracked really knows how to get people's attention and educate.
Who wouldn't want to have the "Cracked Science and History" text book in their school? - g00dETH3R, on 11/11/2008, -0/+4Whats with the American not liking the French?
- jeebodon, on 11/10/2008, -1/+5FTA:
"Chimps, you see, have a tendency to suddenly grab a baby chimp from its mother's arms and chow down, sharing the meal with the entire group."
o_O -
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