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- twiztidsinz, on 11/11/2009, -3/+176Was it a .......... NURSE shark?
- AlphaMode, on 11/11/2009, -2/+160Am I the only one who, from the description, imagined a shark breaking through glass and biting an actual pregnant woman?
- weratestuff, on 11/11/2009, -0/+107There's a video there, but it's not the one I wanted to see.
- Lucas123, on 11/11/2009, -1/+83He was an OB/GYN shark. Did no one check his credentials?
- JustJoe4Life, on 11/11/2009, -0/+78Coming this fall on Fox:
Shark, MD. - jotate, on 11/11/2009, -0/+72I thought of that at first, then decided that was too ridiculous to be true. But before clicking, my mind wandered to the idea that a woman needed an emergency c-section on a beach and a doctor somehow found and used the shark as a tool to perform the operation.
The Internet has made my mind a ***** up place. - dwninjungleland, on 11/11/2009, -2/+48Why...... does it say "w/VIDEO" if you KNOW DAMN RIGHT it's not the video we all want to see?!?!?! COT DAMN
- timschuit, on 11/11/2009, -5/+40Nature is evil. No child (or adult) should ever learn about predation, sex, death or anything not related to Jesus.
- cawfee, on 11/11/2009, -0/+32That shark didn't sit through 8 years of med school so you could second-guess him all willy-nilly.
- Senturion, on 11/11/2009, -6/+36Damn nature, you scary!
- RealmDown, on 11/11/2009, -1/+31Ok, this health care thing is now officially out of control.
- alliallialli, on 11/11/2009, -0/+25Nope, that was pretty much my first thought.
- GamerXR72, on 11/11/2009, -1/+26Or hes just a savage bastard and the female got lucky.
- Balanced, on 11/11/2009, -0/+24Did he have proper support from a Nurse shark?
- adrianrussell, on 11/11/2009, -0/+23Those sharks are a bit too clever. I smell the plot of Deep Blue Sea.
Someone alert Samuel L. Jackson - jostheller, on 11/11/2009, -0/+21This article was a little misleading by calling it an "emergency cesarean". I was expecting that there was something wrong with the pregnant shark, and another shark sensed the danger and performed a wild life cesarean to save the baby sharks. In reality the baby sharks were in no birth danger (besides being born healthy with no complications at night to be eaten by other sharks) and the pregnant shark was probably bitten due to one of the other sharks being impatient and wanting his baby shark feast early.
also... the video should have been of the actual attack. - dist0rtedwave, on 11/11/2009, -0/+17Everyone else stop commenting. You don't stand a chance.
- consoneo, on 11/11/2009, -4/+20I would rather my kids saw it.. Why hide things in nature from them?
- veins, on 11/11/2009, -0/+13all 8, you didn't watch the video did you?
- ivaldes047, on 11/11/2009, -1/+13http://instantrimshot.com/
- twiztidsinz, on 11/11/2009, -2/+14So it's like House M.D. with a more easy going, lighter side?
- CaviMike, on 11/11/2009, -0/+11Oh my Cot, you've got to be kidding me.
- Apokalyps2547, on 11/11/2009, -0/+11http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7407/draftlens21970 ...
Dooohohohoho! - nojoegohome, on 11/11/2009, -3/+14That is quite intelligent for a fish
- nickmas, on 11/11/2009, -2/+13I was duped too. :(
- iamvic, on 11/11/2009, -1/+11The reporter's voice in that video clip almost put me in a coma.
- o76923, on 11/11/2009, -0/+9RTFA, dumbass:
"It had to bite a certain part to let them out and do it without killing the babies or the mother."
When staff moved the mother they found a further four sharks inside her. All survived. - consoneo, on 11/11/2009, -2/+10quacker, I was 5 when I saw a male sheep skinned alive by my 5 pet dogs. I don't think I'm worse off for it, and I honestly think I'm better for it. I learned that life wasn't all candy and roses quite quickly.
- BubblesTheChimp, on 11/11/2009, -0/+8I imagined a sailboat drifting in the Carribean with a beautiful tanned woman rubbing suntan oil over her ample breasts.
Oh yea, and a shark. - RealmDown, on 11/11/2009, -1/+9Nicely done.
- Chairboy, on 11/11/2009, -0/+7And who knows how many other Diggers aren't replying/modding you up as a result of being succesfully induced into comas?
- mbelrose, on 11/11/2009, -0/+7Who knew sharks read Twilight?
- Chairboy, on 11/11/2009, -0/+6Usually.
- Mujokan, on 11/11/2009, -0/+6"In most natural births, which usually take place at night, the babies would have been eaten by adult sharks and stingrays before staff could rescue them."
So to say this was somehow done "on purpose" in some sense, wouldn't you have to say that the shark realized that aquarium staff were going to rescue the shark pups during the day? No disrespect to sharks, but somehow that seems unlikely.
I'd kind of want some evidence that the female shark was in trouble with the birth before I'd call it an "emergency caesarean". I could buy an instinct to bite females that were in trouble with giving birth, but I can't really buy an instinct for a caesarean during the daytime so the baby sharks get taken to the neonatal unit. - DjBearPDX, on 11/11/2009, -0/+6Well played
- MacBandit, on 11/11/2009, -0/+5or......Animals are more intelligent then you and many want to give them credit for.
- Nelagster, on 11/11/2009, -0/+5The staff didn't even realize the shark was pregnant?? You're all fired!
- ultraseamus, on 11/11/2009, -0/+5The first thing I imagined was a shark biting the stomach of another shark. It usually takes a while before my imagination wanders off to the mutilation of a pregnant woman.
- sageerrant, on 11/11/2009, -0/+5http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark#Ovoviviparity
- PolarBearFire, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4How does anyone know the ceasarean was even necessary?
- PolarBearFire, on 11/11/2009, -1/+5Yeah, shark siblings eat each other while in the womb. Nature is weird and scary.
- nahsrocketeer75, on 11/11/2009, -10/+14There's one I'm glad my kids weren't watching.
- cawfee, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4Finally, a predator that's good with kids!
- Coven, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4Didn't his character get killed in that movie?
- Lucas123, on 11/11/2009, -1/+5Badabing!
- sajuuk, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4Yes, in the most epic and 'holy *****' moment of that entire movie. Because the 'electrocute the shark with the high voltage line while standing on wetsuit' scene seemed too much like it written just to get her to strip down.
- diggbigwig, on 11/11/2009, -1/+5Got me too! No Digg for you LaurenElder.
- consoneo, on 11/11/2009, -1/+5cathpath, you forgot the /s... Or give me some "jaded dick" evidence :)
- TrevorBradley, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3I skimmed your reply after reading the previous post and saw merely:
"Internet" "***** up place"
And thought: Pregnant woman. Shark. Rule 34. - Super6, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3Assuming the shark doesn't know that the zoo workers scoop up the babies only if they're born during the day and assuming that even if he did he wouldn't care (based on the fact that he would probably be one of the ones eating them) this wasn't really a rescue, he just bit a pregnant shark, right?
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