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- 4321234, on 04/05/2009, -3/+562Couldn't resist that sweet, sweet coontang.
- trib4lmaniac, on 04/05/2009, -7/+421"When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun."
It's happened to us all. - bixby1, on 04/05/2009, -2/+347I don't care if this is true or not, the visual had me on the floor.
- Mipit, on 04/06/2009, -1/+309It wasn't his fault, the raccoon was acting like a slut.
- vsujohn2, on 04/05/2009, -5/+283http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008 ...
- inactive, on 04/06/2009, -15/+204Wow. My friend submitted this way back in January...
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Raging_Racoon_Bites_Off_ ...
This is the second dupe I seen you submit today, Jenocide312. - shutaro, on 04/05/2009, -9/+155OM NOM NOM NOM!
- awesometastic1, on 04/06/2009, -7/+149In Soviet Russia, the raccoons rape you
- GoKings, on 04/06/2009, -6/+124-Bill O' Reilly
- inactive, on 04/06/2009, -16/+123Hang on a second, the Raccoon is native to North America. There are no Raccoons in Russia, the only ones they have are in zoos. Does the story say this happened in a zoo? You'd think they'd mention that.
Hey, guess what, the story source links to British tabloid, The Sun, which is in no way a reliable news source, not quite as bad as Weekly World News but getting there. No Russian news services noted as source, no supporting evidence, and a ludicrous central premise.
This story is *****. - spatty, on 04/05/2009, -2/+107wrong hole, moron
- momzilla54, on 04/05/2009, -7/+110What an idiot. I hope it was worth it.
- Wormwoods, on 04/06/2009, -1/+89Careful, Jenocide312.... We're watching you, and we're on to your shenanigans.
- Chazbear, on 04/06/2009, -4/+88Should happen to all rapists...
- dtfinch, on 04/06/2009, -1/+79It was a mistake to start with oral foreplay.
- minnymoo, on 04/05/2009, -2/+77"Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. "
Why? So he could try ***** another animal? Tsk tsk tsk. - kwansolo, on 04/06/2009, -0/+66hiyyooo
- agentsrecord, on 04/06/2009, -0/+66But that Raccoon died with the courage of 50 prison inmates.
- OMnicient, on 04/06/2009, -4/+64Actually, you're full of *****. Raccoons may be NATIVE to north america, but there are plenty of Raccoon in Germany, Poland, and Russia, too.
Here's a story, although from a not-so-great source:
http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/23-05-200 ...
I think you might be the kind of guy that jumps all over that flaming paperbag on the doorstep... - one504, on 04/05/2009, -2/+53But they're soooooo cute!
- AmericanGunner, on 04/06/2009, -2/+53win.
- inactive, on 04/06/2009, -0/+49Moscow is in Australia now, is it?
- mithrasinvictus, on 04/06/2009, -4/+51It's had 3 months to make it to the frontpage and didn't. Maybe it's time to let go.
- pagit, on 04/06/2009, -2/+45 "Next time I'll stick to badgers and skunks" he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
- lisafeel, on 04/05/2009, -3/+43poor raccoon proudly died :(
- UniversalGuy, on 04/06/2009, -2/+42No seriously. What kind of human being sees an animal and thinks 'hmm maybe I should have sex with that"
- invictus125, on 04/06/2009, -0/+38I just laughed so hard that I shot milk out my nose... and I'm not drinking milk. Dug for magic comment!
- SamSlater, on 04/05/2009, -0/+37I feel for your pets.
- squiggs, on 04/06/2009, -2/+38people need to stop saying that.
- hummstheword, on 04/06/2009, -3/+39South Park predicted it, the Coon is real!
- commentposted, on 04/05/2009, -2/+37I believe that a big WTF is in order here...but after realizing what he actually tried to *****, I have realized that the question is answered this time.
- sageerrant, on 04/06/2009, -1/+33Grammar Nazi commenting on Jenocide...
There's something oddly disturbing about that. - beasty_dave_Mk2, on 04/06/2009, -2/+33
- robwhite1979, on 04/05/2009, -5/+35...and the Darwin award goes to.... well, maybe not, they said his junk is still semi-functional...
- AmericanGunner, on 04/06/2009, -0/+30but not if you want to bang a cougar.
- appleofdischord, on 04/06/2009, -2/+31grammar.
- inactive, on 04/05/2009, -2/+30Did you not read the second half of the headline?
- Neverclear, on 04/06/2009, -0/+28You've not been on the Internet very long have you?
- LucasHenderson, on 04/05/2009, -1/+27http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2 ...
Link to the full story. Dunno why that couldn't have been dug instead. - Soup4Brains, on 04/06/2009, -0/+25Tell me, do you plan to put your thing down, flip it, and reverse it?
- mysedai, on 04/06/2009, -0/+24...Wandering around the forest with that hot little mask...
- ocharry, on 04/06/2009, -1/+23Isn't it XD?
Looks like your penis just got munched off too. - bruin8uclap, on 04/06/2009, -1/+22This reminds me of an important lesson my dad imparted to me years ago. He said, "Son, never try to rape a raccoon." Not until this very day did I understand completely what he meant.
- aklu, on 04/06/2009, -1/+21CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
- johndi, on 04/06/2009, -4/+24Hang on a second, the brown rat is native to Asia. There are no brown rats in North America. Oh wait... never mind ... I forgot about invasive species.
I'm not saying that the story is for real, but raccoons have been introduced to other parts of the world (Notably Japan and Germany). The USSR introduced raccons to be hunted for their fur so it is quite reasonable to expect an opportunist like the raccoon to be doing well there. - antistupid, on 04/06/2009, -0/+19Apparently it was bite sized
::puts on sunglasses:: - sodappop, on 04/06/2009, -3/+22You're still ***** weird.
:) - esteskid, on 04/06/2009, -0/+18It's like asking to get raped they just walk around naked all day
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