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- WordsnCollision, on 06/19/2009, -1/+90Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!
- amabaie, on 06/19/2009, -3/+48Ready. Aim. Meow.
- sjbdallas, on 06/19/2009, -0/+41I'm not really clear on why the mailman is putting his hand through the slot. Seems to me you just push it and if fall through the other side. Is the cat reaching through the slot and blinding swiping away?
Mine did that one time when I was working on the faucet in the shower. I was working on one side trying to fix a pipe when his paw shot through the hole the pipe would ordinarily go through and tried to grab me. I about peed my pants when it happened because I didn't know he was there or that he could do that. - wjappe, on 06/19/2009, -3/+36Must be one of those terrorist kittens
- inactive, on 06/20/2009, -4/+32What a pussy
- mushoo, on 06/20/2009, -0/+22Not a big Monty Phyton fan I gather.
- Treshnell, on 06/20/2009, -2/+237 pound "Kitten"? That seems a tad heavy for a "kitten." I think they were choosing a word to make this seem more ridiculous than ever, though it's pretty ridiculous either way...
- elijahyossie, on 06/19/2009, -1/+17Beats me why it's an issue, why's the postie sticking her hand through the letter box in the first place?
- youannoyme, on 06/20/2009, -0/+16here, let me help you cure your ignorance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apDGPl2SfpA - thegrantman, on 06/20/2009, -0/+15He's got nothing on Lewis. Lewis is under house arrest.
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_3646541 - DouglasQ, on 06/20/2009, -0/+15"Don't hurt kittens! they're land-kittens!" - PETA
- superherogirl, on 06/20/2009, -0/+12my cat is an *****
- HyperVelocity, on 06/20/2009, -0/+10My Dad is a postman, and he said he actually did get attacked by a mere little house-cat once.
Interestingly, he has never (ever) been bitten by a dog thus far in his 20 years of mail service. Just a cat.
The cat was outside on the porch, and lunged at him from behind, biting his hand pretty damned hard, as he was pushing the mail into the slot in the door.
My Dad suspects the cat was giving him a warning to stay away from her territory.
The bite-wound actually swelled up and got nastily infected! Supposedly cat saliva is loaded with bacteria. He had trouble clenching his hand for 2 weeks, and it actually affected his mail delivery and sorting speed!
But he didn't issue a complaint against the owner. He just treaded very carefully on that porch from that point on. He said the cat is still there and eyes him each time, swishing her tail angrily. I recommended he bring cat treats next time. - firesights, on 06/20/2009, -0/+9Buried for "where". Seriously?
- lorddazzer, on 06/20/2009, -0/+9Next on the news:
Police shoots kitten in self-defense. - smoothmann, on 06/20/2009, -6/+14Stay classy dailymail!
- DouglasQ, on 06/20/2009, -0/+8...Damn it, your joke is slightly better than mine.
- ngmcs8203, on 06/20/2009, -0/+7http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat
- Mopbucket, on 06/20/2009, -3/+10We can all laugh at her, sure, but imagine if you were in her shoes. Just doing your daily routine and, unexpectedly, suddenly something takes a chunk out of your hand (and cat scratches hurt much worse than they look). After dealing with obnoxious people who won't control their animals for so long, it's understandable that she's frustrated and would send a nasty letter.
Maybe the letter and threatening to stop service was a bit melodramatic, but I'd be pissed too if I was in that position. You don't normally expect to get hurt at work unless you are actually doing something that warrants risk. - PopcornDave, on 06/20/2009, -1/+8Are you sure they're not land fish?
- pooper0, on 06/20/2009, -2/+9I suggest we use the BFG9000 on FatLoser as well as the kitten.
- anxdiety, on 06/20/2009, -0/+7You can not haz mail!
- Dr3w, on 06/20/2009, -0/+6Clever girl...
- inactive, on 06/20/2009, -0/+6if it is 6 months old, it is a kitten.
- inactive, on 06/20/2009, -4/+10The dailymail? bah what a load of tabloid trash.
- Hraes, on 06/20/2009, -1/+7Everyone gets diggs-- Dave for besting Doug and Doug for acknowledging it.
- pooper0, on 06/20/2009, -0/+5ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
- FaithclubDotNet, on 06/20/2009, -1/+6Postman is just ahead of the curve. Cowering in fear of harmless things is the new cool. Ever go to a sports game where someone goes to high five people near them? When they go to high five you, cover your face with your arms and exclaim,"Please don't hit me."
- yaosio, on 06/20/2009, -0/+5They have also banned metal mailboxes as she has scratched her hands on those as well. Actually, they have a metal mailbox, so maybe she scratched her hand on the metal mailbox again. Oh well, metal mailboxes are illegal, banned from getting mail.
- inactive, on 06/20/2009, -0/+5The person who wrote this article is the same person who writes the text for porno mags. It has to be, because it's so freaking terrible that there is no other explanation for the astoundingly bad writing.
- ZOMGitsRadimus, on 06/20/2009, -1/+5Cutest assault EVER!
- NightC, on 06/20/2009, -2/+6If you were this postman... wouldn't you be embarrassed to report this?
- firesights, on 06/20/2009, -0/+3Thread over!
- gizmo12688, on 06/20/2009, -1/+4Cat caught his tongue?
- Hraes, on 06/20/2009, -0/+3Oh, go away.
- inactive, on 06/20/2009, -1/+4Oh ***** off, *attacked*???, its a kitten for ***** sake, not a rottweiler.
- saltydawkins, on 06/20/2009, -0/+3He might be able to wear the wares, if he knew where they were.
- Sporky023, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2look at the bones!
- EndouOuto, on 06/21/2009, -0/+2Don't stick your hand through the slot, moron.
- awinters, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2I'm surprised that any man would be willing to admit that he got his a$$ kicked by a kitty. Not even a cat, but a kitty.
My cat was a shelter cat that had been abused, apparently by a man who wore a key chain because whenever a service man would come over to my house and you could hear his keys or tools jangle on his belt, he would try to scratch their eyes out. His favorite was to wait under the sofa until the guy walked by and he was scratch his ankle or foot.
To everyone else, he was a complete angel. - asgardshill, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2I have cats, and believe you me, they get a full set of sharp needle-like claws well before 6 months. And they're not at all shy about using them.
- Kiranoss, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2I've worked for royal mail for over a year now, we all quite often have to put our fingers partially through the letter box because of the brushes and spring mechanism, It's an absolute pain in the arse but sometimes it's the only way we can deliver the mail without it hanging out of the letterbox and receiving complaints.
- unic0rn, on 06/20/2009, -1/+3HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I would love to be greeted by that kitten if I was a mailman.
- kittenman, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2gogo KITTY!
- spectecjr, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2Speaking as someone who had a paper route when he was 11... it's not possible on most letterboxes in the UK to deliver *anything* without shoving your hand all the way into the box.
Especially the ones near the floor. - inactive, on 06/20/2009, -2/+4Dug for the kitten's picture.
- saltydawkins, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2Yes. That's the difference between bobcats and housecats. Not that they're a completely different species.
BTW, bobcats have the same number toes as domestic cats. - inactive, on 06/20/2009, -1/+3I'm sure the kitten was a ferocious beast, other vicious creatures the mailman needs to watch out for on his perilous journey.
Squirrels
Pigeons
chihuahua's
Spiders
Ants
Toddlers
Maybe he should get a safer job /s - mr5150, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2complaint made by a faggoty precious British postman........get over it Biatch!, it's just a ***** LOL baby cat.
- inactive, on 06/20/2009, -0/+2Do you really think by taking away the stab factor of kitchen knives it will prevent murders?
Here's a little hint, if someone wants to stab someone else they will find a way to do it, be it with knives, broken glass wrapped in cloth, screwdrivers, forks, rat tail combs...get it yet? the safety knife is a waste of money -
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