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- bossm4n, on 10/28/2009, -28/+545Officials have released a sketch of the alleged attacker.
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1715/013jabberj ... - theghostofme, on 10/28/2009, -17/+419That's it, I'm saying it: ***** the ocean.
- kthoma22, on 10/28/2009, -0/+389We're going to need a bigger boat.
- vtbarrera, on 10/28/2009, -4/+316There's always a bigger fish.
- Foenetik, on 10/28/2009, -6/+290***** please.
http://5.media.tumblr.com/11DGR48gSp7sswld84T9IFEs ... - gankige, on 10/28/2009, -6/+228"Hey look, I'm a great white, I'm a beast... OH *****"
- jpgr87, on 10/28/2009, -1/+213Oh no it's Mega Shark!!! Quick, someone get some pheromones so we can lure it to the North Pacific and have it fight Giant Octopus!!!
- hanglerfig, on 10/28/2009, -5/+159I hope they don't kill it. White sharks are beautiful, and although I don't want to be swimming around one, the fact remains that attacks remain exceedingly rare from them.
- inactive, on 10/28/2009, -1/+143Nooooo, that implies an infinite number of fish which get infinitely larger, filling the entire universe. ;-) The largest fish is sad because he doesn't get any credit.
- milkmage, on 10/28/2009, -6/+144[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]
Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: What?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]
[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.] - jordanmoore, on 10/28/2009, -6/+141Rosie O'Donnell snacks again.
- MojoJonJon, on 10/28/2009, -4/+136no one? ok... Damn nature, you scary!
- pixelguru, on 10/28/2009, -1/+122http://www.angryalien.com/0804/jawsbunnies.asp
- Yukenna, on 10/28/2009, -1/+111Remember when they found that thought-to-be-extinct Coelocanth? I'm REALLY hoping this is that bad ass Megalodon...oh PLEASE let it be Mega...or at least a close ancestor...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon - Awwzm, on 10/28/2009, -9/+118OM NOM NOM NOM
- xXSheepyXx, on 10/28/2009, -2/+99I'm Woody! Howdy Howdy Howdy.
- Larssonk22, on 10/28/2009, -1/+91"A stunning picture shows a 10ft predator thrashing about with two massive chunks missing on either side of its body, "
WTF that thing was still alive?!? - mparker21311, on 10/28/2009, -5/+86The reaction on the other side of the boat
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6786/imonaboat2 ... - Captaincisco, on 10/28/2009, -5/+82"Farewell and ado to ye fair Spanish ladies
Farewell and ado to ye ladies of Spain
For we received orders,
to sail back to Boston,
And so ne'er more shall we see you again" - Solkre, on 10/28/2009, -2/+75i'm a shark!!!
i'm a SHAAAARK!
WTF who bit meee!!
I'M A SHAAARK!! - BillC0sby, on 10/28/2009, -3/+72IM A SHARK! IM A SHARK!! SUCK MY DIIIIICK! IM A SHARK!!
- utopiannative, on 10/28/2009, -0/+69http://www.spike.com/video/land-shark/2802070
classic - phorofor, on 10/28/2009, -2/+61Fish are friends. Not food!
- thegrantman, on 10/28/2009, -0/+58"It's just a flesh wound."
- RLovell, on 10/28/2009, -3/+50http://lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sh ...
- Awwzm, on 10/28/2009, -1/+46Totally. Propeller blades that have a bite radius of a Great White over 20 ft long.
- joot2112, on 10/28/2009, -2/+47That poor thing was alive in that state? I hope they had mercy and put it out of its misery.
- lambchoppe, on 10/28/2009, -2/+45http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Stre ...
- inactive, on 10/28/2009, -3/+45Back in the prehistoric times, Megladon (the great ancestor of the white pointer) would've eaten that shark whole.
http://www.fossilien.de/seiten/haizaehne/megalodon ...
http://www.oceansofkansas.com/Varner/varner11.jpg
http://wever.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/megalodon ...
nom nom - Snap65, on 10/28/2009, -2/+42no nnnno no no nnno: Keep your penile area away from the ocean.
- Fartbandit, on 10/28/2009, -1/+40Looks like a hole cut with a laser to me... and you know what that means don't you?!?
- MEGACAMZ, on 10/28/2009, -4/+43I`m never going in the sea again.
- Snap65, on 10/28/2009, -0/+39FTA: yes
- krets, on 10/28/2009, -0/+33Now that's a ***** shark!
- akpanga, on 10/28/2009, -4/+37Dugg for giving me real horror in life
- db0255, on 10/28/2009, -0/+32ENHANCE ENHANCE.....
ENHANCE....
::reflection of shark's face can be seen on original shark's skin::
"There's always......"
::puts sunglasses on::
" a bigger fish"
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - mparker21311, on 10/28/2009, -0/+32Just as soon as I toughen up from the fear of little black holes created by the LHC, 2012, aids, floods, tornadoes, fires, H1N1 flu, Bush Administration, terrorism, financial collapse, Alex Jones, etc.
then I find this on digg. - k3rfuffl3, on 10/28/2009, -0/+31You can tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few bites in your time?
- inactive, on 10/28/2009, -1/+32No, I mean the actual largest fish, because the first scenario is impossible... me bad writing, oh?
- burketo, on 10/28/2009, -1/+31Something like this?
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/jaws ... - Awwzm, on 10/28/2009, -0/+29Sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads fighting other sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads?!
- merreborn, on 10/28/2009, -1/+29*****
I SAID SUCK IT, NOT BITE IT OFF - theprince234, on 10/28/2009, -0/+27http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3531/imashark.j ...
- Awwzm, on 10/28/2009, -0/+26Quint's monologue about the USS Indianapolis - awesome
- Greengoo, on 10/28/2009, -2/+25You made me think of Jar Jar Binks. I just lost the game.
- JuanFushashi, on 10/28/2009, -0/+23They've managed to catch the monster shark on tape:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_uHHMKR1Cw - Captaincisco, on 10/28/2009, -2/+25Amen brother.
- mmpre, on 10/28/2009, -5/+26http://style.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008 ...
- one1plus1one, on 10/28/2009, -0/+20Now that would indeed be awesome and make the great premise for another sequel:
Jurassic-Ocean
A group of half-crazed, but brilliant scientists clone ancient Megalodon DNA, and raise a whole bunch of them, safely isolated in an ocean pen. What could go wrong?
But then Jeff Goldblum tells them that nature will find a way to break those sharks free, and all hell will break lose. The scientists laugh at him, when suddenly a nice 50-footer Megalodon comes soaring out of the ocean, with jaws wide-open, and swallows one of the obnoxious and over-weight scientists whole.
People start screaming, and blood is spraying all over the place, and boats try to make a mad dash to the shore, but it's too late.
They should have listened to Jeff. -
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