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- agentcooper, on 10/20/2008, -4/+90You killed 1000 lbs of meat
but you are only able to carry 200 lbs to the wagon. - ileftfark, on 10/20/2008, -0/+50You have dysentery.
- gamebittk, on 10/20/2008, -3/+35Not as badass as the guy who killed a bear with a stick and his bare hands.
http://digg.com/people/Man_kills_bear_with_stick_a ... - Adamlite, on 10/20/2008, -0/+31You have died of dysentery.
- defwheezer, on 10/20/2008, -5/+32Er... the "man" was actually in the Bears' back yard.
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -12/+36yeah, them damn polar bears been jizzin on my wildberries. i catch one of em scoundrels and made a watch out of its head
- DemiRonin, on 10/20/2008, -3/+20Poor bear, wrong place wrong time
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -7/+24Killing a bear with your bear (haha) hands is the ultimate 'they can never take that away from you' manly moment.
Doctor = This is going to hurt quite a bit.
You = I killed a 1000 pound bear with my own hands once.
Boss = I'm sorry, but we're going to have to lay you off. This must be difficult for you.
You = Its ok. I had to kill a 1000 pound bear with my own hands once.
Wife = You're going to do what!?
You = I killed a 1000 pound bear with my own hands that one time. This can't be that hard.
Girl at bar = What makes you so special?
You = I killed a 1000 pound bear with my own hands.
Children = This story is boring.
You = There is this other story of the time I killed a 1000 pound bear with my own hands.
God = Repent!
You = I killed a 1000 pound bear with my own hands. You know you saw that. - cobainirvana, on 10/20/2008, -5/+21dugg for "i'm surprised it didn't decapitate the bear"
- shoover, on 10/20/2008, -2/+16Obviously the humans. I'm guessing you'll be the first to line up?
- enclaved, on 10/20/2008, -0/+10amaretto is sweet sweet nectar
- jeffkee, on 10/20/2008, -3/+11I respect the guy's decision, but what if the State of Alaska provided citizens with subsidized, or free tranqs? I'm not putting lives of bears ahead of that of humans, but if you can spare a bear's life, why not? If you tranq it, let the State patrol or whomever carry the bear back to the wilderness, it would work out better overall.
- CoreyHalliwell, on 10/20/2008, -2/+9I dugg this for it's sheer ***** randomness...
oh, and jizz. - inactive, on 10/20/2008, -0/+7Leave your mom out of this.
- fluxion, on 10/20/2008, -1/+7police = you're going to jail for killing a 1000lb bear outside of hunting season
you = i killed a.....uhhhh....what bear? - inactive, on 10/20/2008, -3/+8Maybe is was Pedobear checking out his daughter.
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -0/+5This to appease you:
http://digg.com/people/Man_kills_bear_with_stick_a ...
But to argue you (and assuming you believe in natural selection), how exactly can you say that AND believe in natural selection? That's natural selection at its finest. - Slade605, on 10/20/2008, -15/+20Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -0/+5http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/wildlife/bears/v-ga ...
Clicking is hard sometimes, I understand. - RumpleForeskin3, on 10/20/2008, -5/+10All » Offbeat » Pets & Animals
NOT
All » Offbeat » Pets & Animals » Useless Political Comments - robstpumprnickl, on 10/20/2008, -0/+4Grizzlies are territorial, aggressive and dangerous. When a bear like that gets that close to a suburban area, it's in a frame of mind that doesn't fear. It happens out of the blue once in a while in areas of the state like that but it's very rare to see a bear that size at all. Most of my life, I've only seen a handful of black bears living around Anchorage. He acted responsibly.
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -4/+8Because he's not a real man, he's a coward.
- noonzie, on 10/20/2008, -4/+8The only kind of grizzly bear worth consuming
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 1/2 parts milk - Akairenn, on 10/20/2008, -0/+3The bears, you smelly hippy.
- vbullinger, on 10/20/2008, -0/+3Wow, it only took five comments before someone tried their absolute damndest to shove a Sarah Palin joke in there.
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -2/+5Bears are not First-Person-Shooter monsters.... they'd much rather scavenge a meal than attack a human. Most bear attacks are because people turn their backs on them and run. Making them appear to be prey/food. He could have easily thorn a large rock near the bear and it would have bolted. 1000lbs or not. They generally don't want anything to do with us, just our nice and sugary foods.
- tripledjr, on 10/20/2008, -1/+4bare.
- J3553, on 10/20/2008, -3/+6colbert's man of the year.
- spectxim, on 10/20/2008, -2/+5"estimated the dead bear's weight to be at least 1,000 pounds -- about the size of three big, burly NFL linemen."
Dugg for requiring to describe 1,000 pounds as 'three big, burly NFL linemen.' - itspuddingtime, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2oh, I get it... it's because black people can't swim, right?
- ldailey06, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2I can't tell if the description is being sarcastic. It's ALASKA.
You shot a bear in alaska, want a ***** medal? - Bisquick, on 10/20/2008, -2/+4Why's man in quotes?
- slvrbullet87, on 10/20/2008, -1/+3Both the guy and the bear used their natural weapons... intelect and bartering are natural weapons for humans. The guy was smart enough to buy a gun
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2What if the bear was really a traveling druid? What if... what if...
I like to deal in how the real world works. If by some odd reason the bear is agitated to the state of being aggressive by a rock thudding on he ground besides it, then obviously use your escape plan of action.
Honk the horn of your truck, if you have the keys move at it in a way it knows to get out of there. Lock yourself indoors, alert the authorities and THEN arm yourself defensively. I would highly doubt the animal would pull a Friday the 13th and attempt to break in the home in order to get to you.
I don't see how leaving cubs without the care they need to survive is a "good idea" as you put it. - v4vishal, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2Hey Bear,
How are you doing bear?
Say hi to your mother for me, bear.
- Mark W - hmunkey, on 10/21/2008, -0/+2Your grammar suck's too!
- doctechnical, on 10/20/2008, -7/+9That's going to make one hell of a rug. An heirloom for the family.
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -9/+11Damn you human and your guns. Fight fair bitch.
- skeletorcares, on 10/20/2008, -1/+3Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
- jeffkee, on 10/22/2008, -0/+1.. yeah my bad. Truth is, I was a bit drunk when I wrote it.
- flickrdoodle, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1You sound like Cobert.
Wait...
Can I have your autograph? - pamperedk9club, on 10/21/2008, -0/+1I've seen the heads of deer, bear, and Etc.. on wall BUT never on a watch.
- shig, on 10/21/2008, -0/+1You trust every citizen of Alaska to use their government subsidized tranqs in the responsible and intended manner? Jesus...
How could you finish that paragraph and hit the button before realizing the potential abuse? - inactive, on 10/21/2008, -0/+1I'm saving my digg for when a bear shoots a man.
- shig, on 10/21/2008, -0/+1That's our habitat. If bears don't like it they can GEEEEETTT OUWT! or takeover the mortgage payments...
- Clumber, on 10/20/2008, -1/+2weird... flashbacks... Trash-80? Is that you???
- ragingpwner35, on 10/20/2008, -2/+3You mean the home OWNER tax
- cyborg, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hi6yfgOclw
- inactive, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1That sounds gross, but I have to try it because it contains Jager.
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