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38 Comments
- NJSlacker, on 04/06/2009, -0/+23Did no one read the article?
FTA: ""The bird wears an identification ring on his claw," Siegel said. "And we feel that it's necessary (to prove ownership) if the numbers on the ring become essential.""
if only the judge did want to bring the bird to the witness stand, maybe I wouldn't have wasted three minutes of my life... - ChromaVita, on 04/06/2009, -0/+18I've heard it was taken into custody before going into court. No bail was set because the judge claimed the bird was a flight risk...
- wh3873, on 04/06/2009, -0/+11Of course, it's an African parrot. If it were an English parrot, it would just get off with a warning.
- Midou, on 04/06/2009, -0/+8This totally already happened in like the first Phoenix Wright game.
Also thought this was going to be an Onion article, but that would have been like a dog or something, not an animal that can talk.. - buddamus, on 04/06/2009, -2/+9Its going to look something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
- Zeldafreak104, on 04/06/2009, -1/+5I WOULD LIKE TO CROSS-EXAMINE THE PARROT.
*flashy background* - Forky, on 04/06/2009, -0/+4Now I just have to play Phoenix Wright again.
OBJECTION! - Mootabolife, on 04/06/2009, -0/+4This is no news.. the bird is no more than a piece of evidence.
- NUMBER4940, on 04/06/2009, -0/+3"it's resting..." XD
- Asianwaste, on 04/06/2009, -0/+3Maybe something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYlgRNmOjdI
- wolfing, on 04/06/2009, -0/+3Judge should do like King Solomon and offer to cut the parrot in half and give each half to each owner
- akshaffer, on 04/06/2009, -0/+2The judge was thinking the numbers on the parrot's identification bracelet would help determine the rightful owner. It says so at the end of the article.
- dazparkour, on 04/06/2009, -0/+2This is close enough: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125454/
Basically, parrot talks, gets has lots of owners trying to find old owner. - Fafnir43, on 04/06/2009, -0/+2That was the first thing I thought when I saw the story!
- inactive, on 04/06/2009, -0/+2It's stunned.
- N837AW, on 04/06/2009, -0/+2ONLY IN FLORIDA.
- GoldYoshi, on 04/07/2009, -0/+1I came wondering into the comments and used ctrl+f just to find a comment like this!
- Kaegro, on 04/22/2009, -0/+1Burried for one of the dumbest articles ever. Only in America.
- grey580, on 04/06/2009, -0/+1http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/object ...
- nomadofthehills, on 04/06/2009, -0/+1The 202 diggs have come from people who did not read this article.
- douglasr007, on 04/06/2009, -0/+1this parrot is no more!
- inactive, on 04/06/2009, -0/+1Judge: "Now, remember Mr. Parrot that lying under oath is perjury and perjury is a felony offense punishable with both prison (unless you're a member of a White House Administration, Dem or Rep) and a fine. Now, what have you got to say?"
Parrot: "I wasn't looking at his neck." - minorthreat, on 04/06/2009, -4/+4... welcome to ignore
- alesis1, on 04/06/2009, -2/+2I think this article is a parroty.
- NJSlacker, on 04/06/2009, -1/+1I'm so torn. Digg the Monty Python reference? Or Digg down the inaccurate and otherwise stupid comment?
- makoaditon, on 04/06/2009, -1/+1THIS! IS AN EX PARROT!
- borez, on 04/06/2009, -2/+2Will they make it do bird if it fails to show?
- MiddleHills, on 04/06/2009, -0/+0Yet another stupid lawsuit in America. This is ridiculous, taking a bird ownership dispute to court. There are more African Greys out there that need homes people.
- inactive, on 04/06/2009, -0/+0so? its only there because it is someones posession - its not like its being tried or anything. i know that earlier on in time they tried a cow and it was hanged for trespassing, or an army of red ants were tried for vandalism and set on fire..
- djnforce9, on 04/06/2009, -0/+0I thought for a moment that the idea was to have the parrot actually say to the court who was his true owner. That would be a first having a parrot testify in court.
- RonaldSays, on 04/06/2009, -1/+0No cracker jokes please
- Whatasillyhat, on 04/06/2009, -3/+2lmao factor times 10...Dear god.
- wjlaw100, on 04/06/2009, -2/+1At this very moment.......... somewhere in Hollywood........ someone is writing the script..........
- FXNGLAS, on 04/06/2009, -2/+1I honestly thought it was The Onion...
- dazparkour, on 04/06/2009, -3/+2Are they going to ask it "who's your daddy?" over and over until it names someone?
- NUMBER4940, on 04/06/2009, -4/+2watermlons? ugh.
- mikejonz, on 04/06/2009, -3/+1This story has gone to the birds....
- nanexo, on 04/05/2009, -14/+5OMG WTF?!! lmao factor XD times 10 - what was that judge thinking...
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