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- Nelka, on 05/10/2008, -0/+25"He said the upbeat birthday party was a welcome contrast to the tragedy that occurred in 2004 when another gorilla, 13-year-old Jabari, broke out of his enclosure. He went on a 40-minute rampage in which he snatched up a toddler with his teeth and attacked three other people before officers shot him." This seemed like a rather unnecessary tidbit to include in the article. Plus it steals Jenny's thunder.
- masterm1nd, on 05/10/2008, -1/+10How would they know there isn't an older gorilla?
- masterm1nd, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6I think to do the joke correctly you're suppose to imply he's a monkey, not actually say it.
- Erythroxylum, on 05/10/2008, -4/+10How indeed did this get to the front page? Did Jenny used to know Obama in his shady past? Does Jenny use a Mac? Does Jenny think America is the route of all the world's problems? Who knows. Anyway, happy birthday Jenny. Here's to another 50 years of sitting in captivity, scratching your phantom balls and flinging your ***** at visitors.
- charlietuna, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6I'm glad to come across innocent fluff stories like this for a change. Dugg because "she still looks good for an old ape". I'm tired of reading about Austrians with rape slaves in the basement or GTA/Wii news.
- TeasasTips, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5Did she share any of that frozen fruit cake?
- inactive, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5I did something vaguely similar for my 18th B-day. In case you were wondering, toddlers are hard to snatch up with your teeth.
- cfuse, on 05/10/2008, -0/+4I read that wrong - I thought she was having a few joints.
- saikyan, on 05/10/2008, -0/+4I want some too
- bluebirdgm, on 05/10/2008, -0/+3How's she doing with the young males? It wouldn't surprise me if she were a gorilla AND a cougar.
- evilesttoast, on 05/10/2008, -0/+3I want some frozen fruit cake
- killeryugi, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2Meh, she has nothing on joop the orangutan
- xptweakerntn, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2A very cool laser, at the least.
- saikyan, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2And then we'll have to shoot them with a laser.
- chirwan, on 05/10/2008, -2/+5i'd hit it
- theradical, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2it would hit you back
- thedingman, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Without Gorilla, Will there be hope for man?
- TinternAbbot, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1when articles like this make it to the front page, i wonder if it's necessary for me to check digg every day.
- xptweakerntn, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Now it won't be too long before they rise up against us, just like in Crichton's Congo.
- mastication, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Me Amy! Amy good gorilla!
- GRANDPAMUNSTER, on 06/11/2009, -0/+1Don't forget about ubuntu.
- verkon, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1you fail....
- morninglorii, on 05/10/2008, -1/+2OGC
- Harbinger67, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1And you'd have AIDS.
- ChaosProfessor, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1damn you i wanted to say it
- novenator, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1lmoa
- novenator, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1dont feed the trolls
- alittleroy101, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1*root
- novenator, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Gorillas in the wild typically do not live this long. Being in a controlled environment with access to medicine allows most animals to expand their lifespans. Native humans in their tribal state (there are only a couple places on the planet left) have a similar lifespan.
Interesting side note, gorillas sometimes have missionary sex. Let the ape jokes begin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla - DailyWail, on 05/10/2008, -2/+2Buried DailyMail Spam
- AlexanderCurtis, on 05/10/2008, -0/+0how do we know she's the world's oldest gorilla? Do we keep track of all of them?
- theradical, on 05/10/2008, -2/+1kill all the others?
- Otab, on 05/10/2008, -2/+1I thought she's just got married and around 26 yo.
- theradical, on 05/10/2008, -3/+2Hey, she's almost as old as Israel!
- cfuse, on 05/10/2008, -4/+2Because the algorithm promotes anything featuring an animal, especially lolcats.
- inactive, on 05/10/2008, -8/+6Jenny invited her goofy monkey friend George Bush to attend the event.
- momsshizzle, on 05/10/2008, -3/+1err, Mom!
- fabriciom, on 05/10/2008, -5/+0And that matters because?
- momsshizzle, on 05/10/2008, -7/+1Happy Birthday Obama's dad!
- hitkaiser, on 05/10/2008, -10/+2why is this on front page?



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