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It is ILLEGAL for animals to have SEX in PUBLIC [SFW]

nbc5i.com — A woman received two tickets after her goats were caught mating and relieving themselves on her own yard.

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  • Hefeweissen, on 12/22/2007, -3/+48So, watch your dogs people :)
    • radu79, on 12/22/2007, -0/+21Yeah, especially that they are not even allowed to ***** in public. I guess you have to have them ***** in your livingroom, with the blinds down.
      • Dokument, on 12/22/2007, -1/+7Ok, no now i'm starting a diaper business for wild animals. Help Wanted
      • Endeavorer, on 12/22/2007, -15/+1Damn right!
        I don't want to watch your dogs defecate onto the sidewalk I use! You can also make the dog just ***** in the backyard. And if you don't have a backyard then maybe you shouldn't have a dog. I mean I'm sure horse owners also complained that their horses can't ***** of sidewalks, but now thats illegal
      • billybob217, on 12/22/2007, -3/+1It is called plastic bagging the poop... Most people do it in cities...
    • Fracture98, on 12/22/2007, -0/+14Actually, I think watching is illegal, too.
      • Skooma714, on 12/22/2007, -14/+7Police are above the law. That's how they can handle child porn (and believe me, they enjoy it).
    • djh816, on 12/22/2007, -0/+7What are they going to do next? Start fining you when a pet of yours walks on a 'do not walk on grass' patch?
    • unearth, on 12/22/2007, -0/+15There's also a law requiring ducks to wear long pants.
    • themastersb, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3Remember humans are animals so it's only fair other animals cant have sex/defecate in public.
      • bjornski, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel........
    • KingGorilla, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4It couId've been me!
  • RoadTipper, on 12/22/2007, -1/+113You ought to see the rabbits in my neighborhood. No arrests here so far.
    • noPCtoday, on 12/22/2007, -0/+5it's a trap!
    • williamdyer, on 12/22/2007, -5/+3If you don't elect Ron Paul, the rabbits are next. Mike Huckabee will have their nuts cut off.
  • bamafun, on 12/22/2007, -4/+36i think we need a congressional investigation ...... we have one for everything else lol
    • Fracture98, on 12/22/2007, -1/+23We do, but so far they haven't found any goats in the airport washroom.
    • SundayTrain, on 12/22/2007, -16/+3Many females approaching puberty are inherently advanced in puberty that the males of equivalent age. Given the relative age, hormonal and pubescent development should be a an equal and linear consideration. This stereotype, ergo female advancement vs. male development needs to be revaluated.Established intent visa v. female intent requires evaluation. Being a teen female or male from 12-24 shoud be given the same and equal punishment peritus consentual coutus.

      I,personally grew up a catholic and felt pressure from the opposite sex(Im not homosexual, catholic) from the opposite to engauge in sexual activities. Men have the perception of being the agressor @ NIMDA age studies have shown (NEJM@19992) that both males and females are both in a hyper sexual state during and after 5 years of post / pre and post pubescant growth. Therefore unless aggrivated assault or rape is the object of legal defense, both male and femal of similar += 5yr (std dev) of are should be considered seperate but equal in relation to sexual concent and physical influence!

      In conclusion, a male and female consenting to sexual activity +_ 5 years of realtive age should be exempt of statutatory rape when both parties can show proof of agreement and non-challenge.
      • soulkitchen, on 12/22/2007, -0/+16Are you posting in the right thread? If so, I think you just successfully argued that you should be able to ***** a goat thats +/- 5 yrs of yourself. Nice job!
      • t3rmv3locity, on 12/22/2007, -1/+8I think he got that confused with his homework. His essay question was probably something like: 'How should statutory rape charges be changed in the USA?'
        His answer: Yeah lol like congress would investegate goat sex in anairport bathroom.
    • DogBotherer, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4Except the really important stuff...
    • SanjayM, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1You made a perfectly good comment.... and then you put "lol" on the end of it. Pity.
  • slowmo, on 12/22/2007, -9/+157That cop is such a ***** *****.
    • Dokument, on 12/22/2007, -1/+27he must be really flexible.
      • ssn697, on 12/22/2007, -3/+96 comments in the animal sex thread. Is there something you want to share?
        • Dokument, on 12/22/2007, -2/+5yeah. You counted?
          • ssn697, on 12/22/2007, -5/+3automation is a beautiful thing. still want to share?
          • Dokument, on 12/22/2007, -1/+4@ ssn697 not really. just happened to have alot of things to say and they all got dugg up : ) thanks.
    • skyfyre, on 12/22/2007, -3/+12I doubt it was a cop that issued the citations. It was more than likely a town official that did it. Someone nitpicking like a ***** idiot.
      • PopcornDave, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2Whoever issued the citation was probably more concerned about their level of sexual arousal of watching to goats go at it and by issuing the citation thereby alleviated their guilt a their own arousal.
    • H0tKarl, on 12/22/2007, -0/+24He was jealous. He'd been working up the courage to ask that goat out for over a week.
    • xlar54, on 12/22/2007, -0/+6Id say goatsucker. I bet if you search his home he has issues of Playgoat going back to 1986. Its always the ones who are against it, that hide it.
    • MadEnvoy, on 12/22/2007, -1/+1As long as he doesn't do it in a public place...
  • slowmo, on 12/22/2007, -18/+79That cop is such a f*cking prick.
    • DblTap, on 12/22/2007, -8/+2OK, please chose an insult and stick to it kthxbi.
    • Wingman007, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3The real question here is could he theoretically suck himself?
  • Tomboys, on 12/22/2007, -0/+68What about mounting... without penetration? Dry humping so to speak. Is that legal Cause dogs just LOVE doing that.
    • Fracture98, on 12/22/2007, -2/+13The don't love doing that. It's just hard to say "Please give me a handjob" without a larynx.
    • H0tKarl, on 12/22/2007, -0/+8Who doesn't?
  • umber2007, on 12/22/2007, -0/+88I'll inform my cats about the law.
  • Scheissen, on 12/22/2007, -4/+63THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
  • noPCtoday, on 12/22/2007, -2/+104what next? taze the puppies?
    • Dokument, on 12/22/2007, -1/+14taze the bitch.
    • dgreichert, on 12/22/2007, -13/+1Don't tase me, bro!
    • novask, on 12/22/2007, -1/+7Well they deserve it for not complying with the officers demands..
      • williamdyer, on 12/22/2007, -0/+6It's an officer safety issue. If the cops couldn't tase people, their steroid shriveled dicks would actually fall off, and their balls would retract into their bodies and become ovaries.

        You wouldn't want that to happen to the police, would you?
        • FadieZ, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3If cops were chicks tasering would be more like BME than abuse of authority. So...yes.
          • williamdyer, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1Dude, that would be more like the East German "Womens" Swimming Team Alumni tasering you.
    • IkBlitz, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1I see what you did there.
  • nestcrw, on 12/22/2007, -1/+19Well I guess when you live in DIBBLE OKLAHOMA, there aren't too many high profile things going on for the police to do. Does I-35 run through there? Close at least? They could be arresting those people trying to make a "holy highway" by yelling mindlessly on the side of it!
  • torrzilla, on 12/22/2007, -1/+119This type of idiotic ***** annoys me to no end. To see a woman suffer for something as harmless as that really gets my goat.
  • MarkusGarvey, on 12/22/2007, -2/+19Question: Where is the best place to go for anonymous sex?
    Answer: The Dog Park!
  • Rileyper, on 12/22/2007, -2/+9Does that include dog humping, charged for leg humping charges is neutering, that will show them (bob would be so proud)
  • jmurphyg, on 12/22/2007, -0/+80“I kind of thought if anyone was caught having sex in public, it could have been me,” Carol Medenhall said.
    ???
    • mal1964, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3 "Only two things can get away with that in Oklahoma: Steers and Queers."
    • alexforcefive, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4AND she keeps goats. Anyone have her phone number?
  • arsheroica, on 12/22/2007, -1/+62“I kind of thought if anyone was caught having sex in public, it could have been me,” Carol Medenhall said.

    I like you, Carol. Let's be friends.
    • K31TH3R, on 12/22/2007, -3/+12I noticed that too, Carol sounds kind of slutty. But i don't know if a slutty chick from Oklahoma is a good thing or a bad thing. Actually I'm surprised Carol wasn't the one that was found engaged in goat sex, and then let off on a less strict penalty to save embarrassment? teehee. Hey, at least it wasn't a bike.
    • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3Slutty? Quite an understatement. Where do you think the kids learned it from in the first place? Hint: Carol is the answer I'm alluding to... Carol taught the kids public sex.
      • cadmstr, on 12/22/2007, -1/+8Damn kids these days! Having underage goat sex wherever they please. You kids, GET OFF MY LAWN!
        • TheMidnight, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3Haha, dugg for the atrocious young goat and slang for children pun.
  • dgreichert, on 12/22/2007, -0/+21I wonder where the law about politicians in public restro.... oh nevermind...
  • dylster13, on 12/22/2007, -1/+11Best quote ever from the owner! --> “I kind of thought if anyone was caught having sex in public, it could have been me,” Carol Medenhall said.
  • marymo75, on 12/22/2007, -14/+8Kidds these days.. get it? I know *cringe* that was terrible lol
    • ieatsmurfs, on 12/22/2007, -3/+12if you knew it was terrible then why did you have to subject us to it as well
    • homerang, on 12/22/2007, -1/+2And why did you laugh aloud to it?
  • ganlet, on 12/22/2007, -0/+28I'd have loved to be in the room when this law was brought up and debated, before passing.
  • LastSight, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4gasp
  • zulfy26, on 12/22/2007, -2/+13pics or it didnt happen
  • Skooma714, on 12/22/2007, -0/+15The government's "morality" can just piss off.
  • mocharabbit, on 12/22/2007, -0/+9Okay, now that's just ridiculous. :|
  • HabboX, on 12/22/2007, -2/+12That goat had an ear ring! He might have been a gay goat. They should have a gay goat parade!
  • molecool, on 12/22/2007, -0/+10Did I just wake up on the other side of the Twilight Zone?... what a joke.
    • Waterrat, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2 You did indeed...So i guess all the wild animals are just goiing to have to get jobs and pay fines...
    • ORBAT, on 12/23/2007, -0/+1Also known as the "United States of America."
  • isunktheship, on 12/22/2007, -1/+5And when I say "do the business" I mean, farm accounting of course. Get that filth out of here.
  • andrgo, on 12/22/2007, -0/+31So does the city sue or ticket itself is a pair or wild squirrels decide to mate in a tree on public property?
    Fricken ridiculous.
    • andrgo, on 12/22/2007, -2/+6*if
      *of

      And why Digg continues to not allow anyone to fix typos after one minute is beyond me.
      • rkzda, on 12/22/2007, -2/+3You have 2min...
      • alexforcefive, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3Because all your comments would be HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK *****
  • avesjohn, on 12/22/2007, -1/+9So if you look in a tree and happen to catch two squirrels humping, are you going to call the police on them?
    • numb, on 12/22/2007, -0/+7Yes. Every time. Even if you're not sure. Call them and report it.
    • ORBAT, on 12/23/2007, -0/+1But then you'd get busted for watching animal porn.
  • cadmstr, on 12/22/2007, -0/+11There was a mistake. The goat just had a wide stance.
  • diggdowner, on 12/22/2007, -2/+29You hear that, PETA?? As soon as we give the animals "rights," we're going to have to put them all in animal jail for ***** like this!
    • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 12/22/2007, -9/+3Animal jail?? My next door dog crapped in my yard today. I raped the bitch and skinned it alive for punishment... I mean I scolded it and it ran back into the neighbor's yard. Yeah, that's what I meant to say.
  • headzoo, on 12/22/2007, -0/+11When exactly did we start waging war on Mother Nature?
  • PabloMac, on 12/22/2007, -6/+1Dugg down - Dibble dabble drivel
  • faskippy, on 12/22/2007, -6/+2This kind of crap just gets my goat.
  • dstz, on 12/22/2007, -0/+9On the upside, nowadays US citizens could save themselves a lot of problems by making a list of what they are allowed to do. Shouldn't be that long.
    • Kwipper, on 12/22/2007, -2/+1And what makes you think we'd obey those rules?
  • Asay, on 12/22/2007, -0/+8Once again they are telling us how evil sex is by having a law like this, without sex we wouldn't exist. Its not something to be looked on in a shameful way, its just one of the things animals need to survive.
  • DestroyFascism, on 12/22/2007, -5/+8America again? Whateva....*****....
    • obxjdt, on 12/22/2007, -3/+9That's it, I'm calling Bush to get him to eat your kids, water board your Grandma, and kick your dog!
      What country do you live in that we liberated...?
      • ORBAT, on 12/23/2007, -1/+1What, like Iraq or Afghanistan? Hm, they look pretty darn free to me right now.
  • DblTap, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3There should be laws for stupidity!
  • thetheaterimp, on 12/22/2007, -0/+8What are you suppose to do, get them a room?
  • themoosejuice, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4What about mice. I bet they are breaking the law all over town!
  • everfalling, on 12/22/2007, -2/+6goatsex? oh shi- dont click it!
  • rancidpony, on 12/22/2007, -1/+9And in other news, chastity belts for goats have reported a 9% gain & Pet's Mart is now selling Butt Plugs for dogs to put an end to Chronic Crapatosis.
  • obxjdt, on 12/22/2007, -3/+3It would be ok if the goats were gay...Rosie and the whole gay community would stand up for gay goat sex rights....
  • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 12/22/2007, -1/+18WTF? She was only ticketed?? DEATH PENALTY is what she deserved.
    • Kwipper, on 12/22/2007, -9/+1Please... just die.
    • databoy, on 12/22/2007, -7/+0What about 50,000 volt AC with one electrode on the eye of you dick and the other on your balls. That will stop you having moronic offspring.
    • Jeffler, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4Can I interested you two in a copy of 'Sarcasm for Dummies' ? Its exactly what you need!
      • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2Actually no, I wasn't being sarcastic. This woman sickens me. I'd chop her head off if I was in charge. Allowing goats to have sex and use the outdoors like a toilet is unpardonable. At least she'll burn in hell for this, certainly. That relieves me a little.
  • RocketGib, on 12/22/2007, -2/+3Oh great, another edition of Goatse!
  • skram, on 12/22/2007, -3/+4Move on people, its Oklahoma
  • goat2, on 12/22/2007, -0/+6i had no idea i swear to god. sorry
  • pianonotes1010, on 12/22/2007, -1/+2I've seen some sites wrap text awkwardly, but this is just ridiculous.
  • Kwipper, on 12/22/2007, -1/+2(sarcasm) Oh man. We furries are just going to love this article. (/sarcasm)
    • xlar54, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2Sarcasm understood... but there's just something ultra creepy about those "furries" people.
  • lisaawesome, on 12/22/2007, -3/+1This is why I love Oklahoma.
  • databoy, on 12/22/2007, -2/+13Only in America. You can buy guns, shoot people and no-one cares. Animals having sex and the ***** hits the fan. Jesus Christ what sort of a country do live in?
    • jeffiek, on 12/22/2007, -0/+7Not sure exactly. Leaning towards psychotic.
    • buckrogers1965, on 12/22/2007, -0/+5I wish I knew. Gets more insane everyday.
    • tgc1, on 12/22/2007, -3/+6All I know is that i'm glad I don't live there. Mind you, it used to be such a fine country. Once you guys get the monkeys back in their cages, so to speak, i'll come for a visit. 'Till then, no thanks.
    • Brad324, on 12/22/2007, -0/+6no-one cares if you shoot people?
    • DavidGX, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3Conservatism strikes again.
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