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- Nekateman, on 06/25/2009, -0/+31The aliens wrote that article, shifting the attention to the drug addict wallabies.
Don't believe everything you read. - Teh1337Pirate, on 06/25/2009, -0/+24Wish they would post pics of the crop circles.
- moxley, on 06/25/2009, -1/+17And that, kids, is the story of how valuable learning to sew turned out to be....
Some furry fabric, a few stitches here, a few stitches there....a button nose.....and viola, wallaby suit!!!!
Now I'm back off to the fields to eat some more opium.....mmmmmmm opium... - AriaNoelle, on 06/25/2009, -2/+16I wanna be a wallaby.
- FoxFaction, on 06/25/2009, -1/+14Here is a picture of one: http://tinyurl.com/n4sfhf
Must be some good opium. - vorda, on 06/25/2009, -0/+13They couldn't. Wallabys got munchies and ate the crop. And the circles. And the kites.
- TyIsOwned, on 06/25/2009, -2/+14Drugs are bad, Mmkay.
- Jektal, on 06/25/2009, -0/+11If ever there was an article that needed video, this is it.
- RiotHeart, on 06/25/2009, -1/+12Damn my eyes, I read it was Wall Babies
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -1/+10They need to make a hybrid of the opium poppy, cannabis, and coca plants. I'd smoke it.
- PhantomRogue, on 06/25/2009, -0/+8Heh, not sure I want to admit this but when I read your comment, my first thought was... Why the ***** would you want to smoke chocolate... Then I realized i'm an idiot, and everything is fine.
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -2/+7I think the "u", "g", and "h" keys on your keyboard are broken. You should have someone take a look at that.
- supermanly, on 06/25/2009, -0/+4I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
- WaCkYmAk, on 06/25/2009, -1/+5Kinda similar to how stoners walk in circles through the aisles at local 7-11s, speaking from experience.
- EddiePotato, on 06/25/2009, -0/+4It was opium, not cannabis!
- djteiwaz, on 06/25/2009, -0/+4Was expecting this to be coming from the Onion.
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -1/+5I accidentally the whole crop...
- strictnein, on 06/25/2009, -0/+4That's not grammar. And why not write the rest of your words that way?
"cn u rly blame thm tho?" - inactive, on 06/25/2009, -0/+4Where are kangaroo courts when we need them?
- BoneStamp, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3Somebody is high, and I don't think it's the wallabies.
- Disgod, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3From the BBC website's comments about this same news:
"I have seen a stoned wallaby but I don't know about them making crop circles. The one I saw was slurring his words and asking me for a dollar as he was trying to get the boat to see his brother in New Zealand - he looked in no mood to be formulating a series of complex agricultural design patterns. I could be wrong - they might have masterminded the twin tower attacks, who really knows?
Dijon, Hobart, Tasmania"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.st ...
I just don't know what to say. wtf. Almost all of the comments are just as weird. - Jektal, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3They wouldn't be getting to any part of the plant AFTER harvesting
- dafragsta, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3 Squeegee that third eye little wallabies! See, that's how animals evolve their intelligence. Bill Hicks was right.
- skunkman62, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2your a moran
- strictnein, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2I read it as "Helicopter Diapers Jumping Bricks"
- MelissaOfTroy, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2Those are some creative wallabies.
- EddiePotato, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2But these things were junkies, not stoners. Junkies usually just lay on a couch dreaming they're floating around in the most wonderful 7/11 ever.
- Airbear007, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2i ate a big red candle
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Psst. abk0101, it was a tongue-in-cheek way of pointing out a ridiculous "text speak" word. I didn't actually think his keyboard was broken.
- UnarmedHippo, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Sounds like my saturday night
- Airbear007, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Haha wow that would make for a good youtube video
- Redequlus, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Maybe they broke as he was writing his post, and he didn't realize. That's not very likely tho.
- pushmouse, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1So the Wallabies are stealing cars after they get high?
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1then how did he type "you" and "them"?
- keyforce, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1I would join you. We would have a grand time.
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -1/+2Grammar =/= spelling, sandemanport. Also, laziness shouldn't be a reasonable excuse for stopping a word mid-stride.
- zerton, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1this made me want some vicodin
- Yage2006, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Ah HA ! So wallabies are aliens ?
/S - lodwar, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Well i,m a Wallaby .Whats your excuse ?
- clbw, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1I am imagining a rehab place where ex-addict wallabies sit around chain smoking and tapping their feet.
- nepidae, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Damn that wicked witch!
- NiMip, on 06/26/2009, -0/+1I live in Tasmania... maybe I should go check 'em out
- WordsnCollision, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Wobbly wallabies?
- ninzo09, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1read the article before commenting
***** - AraleNorimaki, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Hey I've seen those guys walking around my neighborhood that took too much acid, man. The one guy, his head's swelled up like a pumpkin...
- flaknugget, on 06/26/2009, -0/+1Anyone have video of this phenomenon? Sounds awesome.
- WiseWeasel, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Hey, it's not my fault they hid the Funions so cleverly among the Doritos...
- inactive, on 06/26/2009, -0/+0bsl4doc, are you serious? I spent an hour trying to confirm your guess. For you now to tell me that it was a joke all along.. I don't know what to say. I though we were working together, man. Now you turn around and tell me this whole thing was "tongue-in-cheek"; my world-view has been shattered.
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -0/+0But, but, but.... No UFO?
- klij, on 06/25/2009, -0/+0have you ever tried to stop a wallaby out its mind on poppies , trust me its not pretty
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