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- whiteguysamurai, on 09/05/2008, -4/+44I love the onion as much as the next guy, but once in a while the headline tricks me.
And like all Americans, confusions angry's up the blood. - inactive, on 09/06/2008, -1/+27I wonder if they'll ever be able to develop politicians with the brains of human beings.
- peestandingup, on 09/06/2008, -0/+22Four-assed Monkey is next.
- bobsbones, on 09/06/2008, -1/+8I'd rather think of it as a goat with the body of a sheep.
- nemm2963, on 09/06/2008, -1/+7Big deal...we already have a human with the brain of sheep....plenty of them
- SEANWOOKIE, on 09/06/2008, -0/+5That's part of the fun.
- arjie, on 09/06/2008, -0/+4I'd settle for just giving them hearts.
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -0/+4And with a little courage, they can reside in OZ.
- CarStan, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3its almost like the 2-headed goat that has only one head
- strangewill, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3SO ANGRY MUST SMASH!
- Murdats, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3we know you have been waiting so long for a brain but you will have to wait quite a bit longer sorry.
- Rkstar, on 09/07/2008, -0/+2I submitted the same story 3 months ago with the exact same headline and it only gets 9 diggs?
http://digg.com/comedy/Genetic_Scientists_Develop_ ... - Iztikeit, on 09/06/2008, -4/+6Where was the funny?
- getrealnow, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2I feel like I get onion roll'd sometimes. I was like really? Holy *****, I clicked on the link and see the onion logo, and I was like damnit!
- Meyithi, on 09/06/2008, -1/+3I hope so, I'm sick of my wife chasing her ass.
- icehazard, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2this is quite old
- SubjectiveC, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2Oh, yeah? Well, they've been making them with stretchable ***** since time immemorial. Don't believe me? goatse.c--- never mind.
- pitdog, on 09/06/2008, -1/+3how about a politician with a brain of a human
- JoeVet, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2"UN reports global food crisis threatening global overpopulation crisis" This is hilarious....until you think about it.
- xavyre, on 09/07/2008, -0/+2"I'm still trying to figure how sheep don't shrink when it rains...."
- haikuFU, on 05/26/2009, -0/+1Is that an innuendo? Because if it is, that's friggin' dirty.
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1But are you a posting bot?
- vawksel, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1agreed
- muleskinner, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1Awww
I was very intrigued until I saw the onion link.
:sad face: - chubbybubba, on 09/06/2008, -1/+2I'm waiting for the five-assed monkey. That way you have a hand full.
- MrApocalypse, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1Damn, I didn't see that it was an onion post before I clicked on it!
What a disappointment! - 4321234, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1I mock your speculation about this so-called "superdigger".
- arjie, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1It's been done, and it eats Spinach. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_the_Jeep
- keitarofujiwara, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1I understand the message and it's true, but they should really spice up their type of humor. Onion News is lame and it is not funny anymore. Lame! Laaaaammeeeaaah!
- myem, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1That's exactly how a goat would have looked at that post.
- jpowell180, on 09/15/2008, -0/+1Soooo....with the power of positive thinking, will this sheep be able to deliver some Feta for my Greek Salads?????
- ak4444, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1or the gigantic midget?
- hufman, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1and Saturday
- hufman, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1Shoat is already taken
- 4321234, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1*****. Fire up the Large Hadron Collider and start throwing in bowling balls.
- DivisibleByZero, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1The legendary Esquilax: A sheep with the brain of a goat, and the body.... of a goat!
- Hollow5, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1old as a ship
- urrea, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1One more step to Jim Breuer's Goat Boy... nice....
- diceau, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1"Well we started out ... we were trying to cure alzheimer's ... but now we have a sheep with the mind of a goat."
Hahahaha how he delivered that line was awesome. - HMMcKamikaze, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain. - Bittermanscolon, on 09/06/2008, -0/+1....and from there we said: Well we can't stop here. Hilarious.
- kalleanka, on 09/06/2008, -1/+1"I wonder if they'll ever be able to develop politicians with the brains of human beings."
Not as long as we have democracy.
Lazy, selfish, greedy people will vote for lazy, selfish, greedy politician. - inactive, on 09/06/2008, -1/+1then stop putting peanut butter on it
- raydeen, on 09/06/2008, -2/+2http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WdRfI9yZs
I love how the presenter is looking so far off camera! God bless The Onion. -
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