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- mbst2000, on 11/12/2009, -44/+1010Dogs=Greatest animal on earth (and I'm including humans)
- richmomz, on 11/12/2009, -22/+812Cat's reaction: "Meh..." *resumes licking ass*
- eastwood24, on 11/12/2009, -97/+864Even more evidence that dogs > cats.
- MMusick, on 11/12/2009, -11/+733Man's best friend never fails.
- TimBuc1, on 11/12/2009, -35/+533I hope the wife followed their dogs lead and put her ass in his lap soon there after
- capheine, on 11/12/2009, -8/+449This is why people are more likely to cry when a dog dies in a movie than when a human does.
- yankeesuck, on 11/12/2009, -39/+325what a loyal bitch...and the dog seemed faithful too!
- lorddazzer, on 11/12/2009, -4/+261My name is Dug, I have just met you. And I LOVE YOU.
~Dug - squatz, on 11/12/2009, -4/+250My dog does that every single time I come home. It could be a week or 15 minutes. Doesn't matter.
- moliver21, on 11/12/2009, -4/+249I waited for you, Fry. =)
I'm going home and giving my dogs big hugs. - JoeCool51, on 11/12/2009, -17/+251In cats' defense, I present this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTdWbVBgc
Heartwarming, however I would have preferred some music that was a little more foreboding to make the reunion not so predictable. - lydiasky, on 11/12/2009, -2/+172Seriously they're the most excited to see you when you come back home. It's a nice feeling
- roxgod666, on 11/12/2009, -1/+170I Am Legend comes to die. They killed off the entire human race and nobody gave a *****, but tears will be shed when that dog dies.
- robinthehood, on 11/12/2009, -6/+155strange if I come back after a long trip my cat tells me off in not so many words.
meow = "and where the ***** have you been? I've been drinking the same stale water and stale food for 3 days now. Clean my litter box." - Elsewhere42, on 11/12/2009, -70/+213Awwww.... my cat does that when I get back from a long trip.
Cat's like to try to play all aloof, but when I've gone for awhile my cat will come running up to me meowing over and over. - elliotys, on 11/12/2009, -3/+136Dogs remember. . .Always.
- gnarlee, on 11/12/2009, -3/+132reminds me of this
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=147_1223108811 - slapded, on 11/12/2009, -6/+127Dog > Wife
- ackack, on 11/12/2009, -6/+121Dog is Love.
- elchispito, on 11/12/2009, -3/+107No matter how my dogs piss me off getting into trouble sometimes, they are always happy to see me when I walk in the door. They're like little therapists after a crappy day.
- doug89, on 11/13/2009, -0/+98Dude, now I'm depressed.
- iborobotosis23, on 11/13/2009, -7/+105I think when people say cat they're referring to house cats.
- Ezrayan, on 11/13/2009, -1/+97SQUIRREL!
- moliver21, on 11/13/2009, -2/+97How to tell who loves you more, your wife, or your dog?
Lock them both in the truck of your car for two hours, and watch which one is happy to see you when you let them out. - jesburger, on 11/12/2009, -10/+101But a dog does that if you leave to go get something in your car also
- hyAxis, on 11/12/2009, -4/+91"Oh, you're back. Cool. Now feed me."
- deviantsteve, on 11/13/2009, -7/+88Unlike cats, those little mooching *****.
- Amadeus2490, on 11/12/2009, -7/+88The only thing I don't like about dogs is that they never live too long: They're very loyal, you become attached to them and then they die. Cats live about twice as long as dogs do, and will play, show affection and do tricks if you teach them from an early age. Parrots live about 70-80 years, but are hard to take care of and you can't be too hands-on with them. Tortoises live a lot longer than humans do, but. . .they're ***** boring and worthless.
An animal i'm attached to inevitably dying after only a few years is just too pitiful for me, i'm sorry. I'm not like everyone else where I can go and buy another dog as soon as the old one dies. - UbIwerks, on 11/13/2009, -2/+82My Beagle does it to. He also does it to any guest that comes over. The guests always ask, "Does he do this for everyone!?" I say 'No' because I want to make them feel special.
- Protonz, on 11/13/2009, -0/+80I Am Legend had a ***** ending. I get angry just thinking about what those ***** did with that movie. The title has no meaning.
*****. Look up the alternate (real) ending, it makes much more sense why Will Smith is a Legend. ***** test audiences... "we want it to be about love and religion" *****.
***** - BroderickG, on 11/13/2009, -1/+77I thought I would extend a token of friendship to my cat and give it a piece of my bacon, and the little ***** sniffed it and walked off.
What kind of hellish creature turns down bacon? - kidcodea, on 11/12/2009, -8/+84im fine with cats, but there was never, really, any doubt.
- joshmoney, on 11/13/2009, -0/+76Unless your Christian the Lion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTdWbVBgc
Probably the only animal video that's honestly made me teary eyed. - jaydedrag0n, on 11/12/2009, -4/+78dammit that made me cry
- tmonster1, on 11/12/2009, -12/+85LOL
- Opiebreath, on 11/12/2009, -4/+74Yeah well when my cat came home from the vet and was reunited with me for the first time in three whole days he slept on my face that night...
Okay, dogs win. - JackGrinnan, on 11/12/2009, -5/+74Dugg
- nVious, on 11/12/2009, -4/+71this is why I lovvvvve dogs...
- UbIwerks, on 11/13/2009, -1/+68"only a few years"
What are you feeding those poor dogs? - kjones555, on 11/13/2009, -0/+64I almost cried at that episode of Futurama when I first saw it. Then I went and petted on my dog for like 30 mins straight...I never wanna see that episode again!
- BroderickG, on 11/13/2009, -0/+64Your comment sucked.
BURIED as FAIL. - Stalks, on 11/13/2009, -2/+64Amadeus2490: "sleeps for another 20 minutes laying on me, or my mother's chest"
You sleep with your Mother? :o - doodger, on 11/12/2009, -4/+65I honestly think that animals have a really deep emotional intelligence. There is nothing like going back home and find your dog is happy as hell to see you :D
- StigNordas, on 11/12/2009, -6/+62I was half expecting that dog to keel over and have a heart attack! That's one excited pooch!
- kenplaysviola, on 11/13/2009, -0/+53Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.-Dr. Seuss
- twishart, on 11/13/2009, -2/+53My dog ***** in my shoes.
Won't be forgetting that anytime soon, either. - serif69, on 11/13/2009, -0/+50dugg for overt insensitivity. I LOLed.
- duggtodeath, on 11/12/2009, -2/+52Dogg
- ChaosProfessor, on 11/12/2009, -3/+52to be honest my dog acts like that After i go check my mail
- firesights, on 11/13/2009, -0/+49My German Shepherd was 15 when he passed. That's 1/6th of my life if I live to be 90. That's a pretty good chunk of time to be with him.
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