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- sklassen, on 10/16/2009, -0/+985Step 1.) Fill bowl with food.
Step 2.) Leave. - NoticeDesign, on 10/16/2009, -3/+633That $25 better be to pick up some condoms and lube for when Kelly gets back.
- xero69, on 10/16/2009, -6/+576Judging by those instructions I'm betting Kelly's pussy hasn't seen any action in a loooooooong time.
- ChocChunkOaties, on 10/16/2009, -1/+479Any woman who spends 3 hours playing with her pussy everyday is going to need more than $25 worth of lube.
- roostersheep, on 10/16/2009, -0/+471"Rosie get very upset and becomes inconsolable. And you know what that means."
Does it mean she's a ***** cat? - FallenTurtles, on 10/16/2009, -1/+372I don't care if this e-mail is fake... you KNOW people like this exist.
- blix01, on 10/16/2009, -10/+333seems fake.
- MalarkeyPN, on 10/16/2009, -4/+267Further proof that cats train their owners.
- Beson669, on 10/16/2009, -6/+261Why do people think cats need looking after? Cats are pretty solitary creatures... leave them some food and a clean littler box and they are fine. If they need more than that you fail as a pet owner.
- digitalpencil, on 10/16/2009, -0/+251Dear Kelly,
***** it.. i'll get a ho.
Yours,
Rob.
Ps: i pitched Rosie against Simba in a street ring for profit.. Whilst i made $500, Simba is now missing a small chunk of his left ear. - Xaevier, on 10/16/2009, -92/+327Step 1: Put cats in crates
Step 2: Drive to Chinese food restaurant
Step 3: Profit! - cassusfett, on 10/16/2009, -0/+230Mirror
http://rorr.im/digg.com/pets_animals/does_anyone_w ... - shnuffy, on 10/16/2009, -2/+193Besides getting 3 solid hours of playtime every day, right?
- veriix, on 10/16/2009, -4/+177Hi Kelly
I accidentally both of your cats. You will find their bodies in your bedroom on the green floral placemat.
Rob. - meed, on 10/16/2009, -1/+1723 hours of play time? Burping the cats? Baby Yoga?
I would simply feed the cats jumble up the toys so they look played with, fast forward the yoga video, separate the cats, then leave. - mattmacneil, on 10/16/2009, -3/+167Rosie sounds like a *****.
- shnuffy, on 10/16/2009, -4/+165Put them in the freezer a la Dwight Shrute and do Kelly a favour.
- jrm125, on 10/16/2009, -5/+153And remember guys...there are TONS of women out there just like this.
- twiztidsinz, on 10/16/2009, -4/+149Step 3 is "take the $25".
- wombat767, on 10/16/2009, -0/+125You and I both know that the cats would expect more and be irritable when she returned. This would make the owner suspicious. Her suspicions would be confirmed when she got THREE burps the following day. I hate to say it, but she would find out and she would end your career as a cat watcher.
- theragu40, on 10/16/2009, -0/+114I am cat sitting for some neighbors right now. As long as I fill their food dishes, the cats couldn't give less of a ***** about me.
- whataSAMF, on 10/16/2009, -3/+114Anybody who calls their cats, their babies has a serious problem. it's like the people who dress dogs in sweaters and carry them in purses. i hate that *****.
- digitalpencil, on 10/16/2009, -3/+110pure win
- KahRahTay, on 10/16/2009, -4/+106apologies for the hijack, but mirror:
http://rorr.im/digg.com/pets_animals/does_anyone_w ... - Cerin, on 10/16/2009, -4/+103@twiztidsinz
"Step 3 is "take the $25"."
Wouldn't that be difficult, since you've already left? - ISellSigals, on 10/16/2009, -2/+95What a crazy bitch.
- goobly, on 10/16/2009, -1/+92Doubtful... It's really hard to get cats to do yoga properly.
- Sarthax, on 10/16/2009, -0/+90accidentally the whole thing.
- Edoran, on 10/16/2009, -1/+88For only 25$ I would want my career to end.
- immatellyouwhat, on 10/16/2009, -0/+87^Wait women or cats?
- ippey, on 10/16/2009, -1/+81Sounds like Angela from the Office.
- BowlingStone, on 10/16/2009, -0/+78I'm sure you could have if you really tried.
- TriplePlay2425, on 10/16/2009, -1/+79That's kinda how cats are. They get what they need from you, then they're done with you. :\
- Cerin, on 10/16/2009, -30/+106Step 3.) ???
Step 4.) Profit!
Sorry, couldn't resist. - WhiskeyLemur, on 10/16/2009, -5/+76My cats like to be petted once in a while =(
I fail. - gankige, on 10/16/2009, -0/+69I'm extremely curious as to whether or not this person actually followed the instructions.
- superhoff, on 10/16/2009, -2/+64You've clearly never met a cat person. Yes, they are this crazy.
- smashblu, on 10/16/2009, -2/+63I'm betting Kelly is morbidly obese.
- sneaker98, on 10/16/2009, -1/+59No, this is simply proof that some people feel the need to replace actual human children with feline ones.
Cats don't give a ***** about much beyond putting some food out for them, and keeping their litter in some semblance of cleanliness. - twitchr, on 10/16/2009, -10/+67Fake.
- drunkenstyle, on 10/16/2009, -0/+54You're doing it wrong.
- smashblu, on 10/16/2009, -0/+54Wow, you all accidentally the whole joke.
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- Lucas123, on 10/16/2009, -0/+52Kelly should pick up a life while she's away.
- Ragarnok, on 10/16/2009, -1/+52@Edoran, after all that training?!
- wombat767, on 10/16/2009, -0/+51If you're dating a girl like this and don't notice the warning signs before you get married then that is your own fault.
- aywwts4, on 10/16/2009, -0/+51What can I do with my liberal arts degree now?!
No she would see the cats were irritable, find vindication in that the cats were inconsolable in her absence, promise them mommy will never leave them again, and take off work the next day claiming her 'children have the flu'. - GastricContents, on 10/16/2009, -0/+49She still has a VCR?
- wesl56, on 10/16/2009, -0/+49you accidentally the joke.
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