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- palehorse864, on 05/06/2008, -0/+52FTA: "The monkeys usually weigh around 20lbs, but one at the park is a whopping 4 1/2 stone"
I wonder who thought of changing units of weight measurement mid-sentence. - digggggggggg, on 05/06/2008, -0/+27Pray.... for.... mojo....
- ophello, on 05/06/2008, -3/+25Might want to cut down on the bananas there, fatty.
- Neverclear, on 05/06/2008, -1/+20Don't call the monkeys obese and recommend diet and exercise.
That hurts feelings and is a hate crime. - barryiggins, on 05/06/2008, -0/+18It is a vicious cycle of binging and self-loathing. . . and throwing feces.
- Gonasadude, on 05/06/2008, -0/+164.5 stone = 63 pounds
- cobrapeed, on 05/06/2008, -2/+16We need signs that say "Don't throw bananas at Americans". We could use a diet as a nation.
- tkcom, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10Sumo monkeys... FIGHT!
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -1/+11GET IN MY BELLY!!!!
- fatas, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9Finally Monkeys from America
- palehorse864, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9Pray... for... Mojo.
- barryiggins, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9So Like Us
- killerbob2323, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9OMG The monkey in the 2nd picture has some massive BITCH *****!!!
- dafunkmonster, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8I think the tourists misunderstood...they've been feeding them Ben and Jerry's all this time...
- colto, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8I'm pretty sure that's a tail. Unless of course these monkeys have ***** which grows fur.
- LR2_, on 05/06/2008, -0/+74.5 stone = 63 lbs
source: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=4.5+stone+to+ ... - fitqueenb, on 05/06/2008, -3/+9My oh My, those are quite chunky
- Berkana, on 05/06/2008, -3/+8Pick an excuse:
1) He's not fat, he's big boned.
2) He's not a glutton, he's a food enthusiast.
3) He's not lazy, he's a convenience enthusiast.
4) It's not his fault, it's his genes. - cobophers, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5It's 4:16am and I am fascinated by fat monkeys. Why am I awake? Thats right, I procrastinated on my assignment. Now on digg looking at fat monkeys. Got to keep going...world depends upon grad student's project no one will see. Sad.....
- allaboutdatiki, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5Jabba dabba fat monkey see fat monkey do!
- FoolyCoolyGuy, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5oh god its like Jabba the monkey
HO HO HO SOLO! - Kumaku, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4They look diabetic. Poor monkey.
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -3/+7that is the funniest thing I've seen since the "not once but twice" kid & dog. Thx for making my day. Japanese people crack me up...
- ablacksunrise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4The missing link??
- TecK415, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
- Berkana, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3I keep seeing the occasional post claiming that the Daily Mail is racist and hate filled. Perhaps I haven't read enough of the Daily Mail, but so far, I'm not seeing it. All I see is that they're as much a celebrity gossip paper as they are a newspaper. Any examples of them being racist or "hate filled"? I don't suppose you mean hatred towards obese monkeys?
- Oppslagsverk, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Cause I'm built for comfort. I ain't built for speed.
- dvsbastard, on 05/06/2008, -1/+4They are just big boned...
- palehorse864, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Yes, from the British article about the Japanese monkeys with the don't feed the monkeys sign written all in Japanese. :)
- Pyrogen, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Um, stone IS the English system, not metric.
- dvsbastard, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Now that I have seen them, can I eat one?!
- gammamike, on 05/06/2008, -1/+3No, no...it's funnier as a giant hairy dump...let us BELIEVE!
- Schul983, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2I honestly thought that this was the onion at first, but I have to say this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
- palehorse864, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Actually I didn't steal it. I took it from a simpsons quote and posted it up there. But I also looked down here and regretfully saw that I had already been beaten to it so digggggggggg was first. I imagine for anyone who saw that episode though, this was the first thought on their minds as well.
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2I see she has the pink chewies
- wacomwacoff, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2A stone is 14 pounds. 4 1/2 stone is 63 pounds. It's a British system for measuring body weight.
- palehorse864, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2I don't mind that they said, stones, but it was funny that they swapped units of measurement in mid sentence when pounds would have still sufficed easily. If you were swapping to tons maybe, I could see it.
- Gonasadude, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2look up.
- je12u, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Then why start the sentence in pounds?!? You just confirmed how stupid it was to do that.
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2MAN THE HARPOOOOOONS!!!!
- snowpatrol, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2"The monkeys usually weigh around 20lbs, but one at the park is a whopping 4 1/2 stone" The daily mail writers are retards. I don't understand why they don't give both values in the same units.
- wacomwacoff, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1Because in the UK, a stone (14 lbs) is used for body weight and animal weight. It's a British tradition sort of thing.
- mlostracco, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1Why can't we eat before viewing?
- whalt, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1The horrible truth behind the Ben & Jerry's flavor.
- Berkana, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Having a lot of stories about "foreigners taking our jobs" is not quite the same thing as being racist and hate filled. Are they a gutter press rag? Perhaps; they have too much celeb gossip for the amount of news they carry, but I just don't see the "hate filled" part.
- wacomwacoff, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1It makes sense in a weird British way: they use stone to measure body weight. So yeah, it's quirky but it's very typical.
- jlhoben, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1Oil executive monkeys.
- inactive, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You ate all the pies! - Waterrat, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1 Why would the overseers be alarmed?
This did not happen overnight. -
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