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- jeremiahjw, on 11/13/2009, -0/+12My great-grandfather had a pet cemetery called "Pet's at Rest" in Arkansas. Their motto was "You bury people because you have to. You bury animals because you want to".
- fishwithaki, on 11/15/2009, -0/+11None of my pets have ever been buried at a pet cemetery.
Most of them have nice little graves in my mom's backyard.
:(. - SlothAnus, on 11/15/2009, -2/+9You never have to bury people. It's a horrible waste of space, resources and money.
- pinchduck, on 11/15/2009, -0/+7I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that jeremiahjw's grand-pappy coined a catchy turn of phrase both as a marketing strategy and as an emotional hook for bereaved pet owners to hang their grief on. I doubt he was making a statement about public policy, disposal of human remains, resource utilization, ecological ramifications of cultural structures and traditions, or the recycle and reuse of organic remains. I could be way off base, though.
- WRXFiles, on 11/15/2009, -0/+6Well, to be fair, no one goes to heaven mostly because there isn't one.
And as for souls? nope, not there either. - keyvoh, on 11/14/2009, -2/+8And the most important thing to keep in mind is to keep your Pet Cemeteries and your Spiritual Burial Grounds far away from each other.
- borez, on 11/15/2009, -1/+4This is the beauty about cats, leave them to their own devices and they'll toddle off to die alone.
- Ibox, on 11/15/2009, -0/+3yeah that's usually best...
- dwats32, on 11/15/2009, -1/+4gotta cremate them or else they come back wrong
- displacednomad, on 11/15/2009, -0/+3Yes.
- betona, on 11/15/2009, -0/+2Boomer's sitting on the shelf in the den... I'm not sure what to do with him. Maybe scatter him all around the neighborhood because he liked to run off down the street.
I think it was a little over $100 for a 115-lb dog. The container is wrapped in cloth so I don't know what he's in -- a coffee can for all I know. - BotchaMcCoola, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1Long article. I tried to find the cost range but gave up. Anyone see it?
- imgeddylee, on 11/15/2009, -1/+2:(
rip Smokey - BotchaMcCoola, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1The old timers didn't know what else to do with corpses I suspect.
- displacednomad, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1As a former pet cremator, I approve this article.
No, really, I was a pet cremator, too. - jeremiahjw, on 11/16/2009, -0/+1All of our cats have eventually toddled of, so yeah, know what you are talking about.
- Ibox, on 11/15/2009, -2/+3were they dead before you cremated them?
- mickstephenson, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1I think David Mitchell sums this one up nicely. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE6f5RYqYGw
- saucercrab, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1The ground is sow-r!
- jeremiahjw, on 11/16/2009, -0/+1Correction, it was "People bury people because they have to. We bury pets because we want to".
- sheepsta, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1I know a few dogs who have done that as well.
- St0neman, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1And there, in the distance, is Michael Vick, pissing on the dead animals graves...
- verynegative, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1Dogs do the same. I find it so noble.
- wassim2k, on 11/16/2009, -0/+1My friend's large Pomeranian was cremated. I was surprised at how small the container was.
- wassim2k, on 11/16/2009, -0/+1Their motto should have been "so I add apostrophes wherever I like, what about it?"
- jeremiahjw, on 11/16/2009, -0/+1And that was "Pets at Rest".
:-P - verynegative, on 11/15/2009, -0/+1When I die, I want to be donated to science. I want medical students digging through my brain, pancreas, lungs, etc. Im pretty serious about this but I donk know how to make this effective cause I think my relatives would bury me in a catholic graveyard. Should I talk to a lawyer?
If I die young with healthy organs they shall be donated, but the remains belong to some medical school. - jeremiahjw, on 11/16/2009, -0/+1Come on man, it was a motto. lol
- 0tis, on 11/15/2009, -1/+1Well, yeah. But even if you believe there's a heaven, they don't be letting no dogs ***** on their heavenly carpets.
- 0tis, on 11/15/2009, -3/+3Buried, dogs don't go to heaven because animals do not have souls.
This is why there's an actual business which arranges for the pets of good Christians to go to atheist homes so that they will be looked after when their masters are taken up in the Rapture.
In case you haven't guessed, I'm not religious, and yes, I will happily look after your cat. - hasslinthehoff, on 11/15/2009, -1/+1Is it wrong to use the ashes of your previous cat as litter for your current one?
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