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- doublefelix, on 07/09/2009, -0/+138And men will spend almost 50 deciding how to get them out of it.
- buddamus, on 07/09/2009, -1/+98The Man way.
Step 1, Grab something from wardrobe or floor
Step 2, Check it smells ok and put on
Step 3, Leave house - jakekickass, on 07/09/2009, -3/+57Difference between a man and a woman.
If a woman doesn't have anything to wear, she means she doesn't have anything new to wear.
If a man doesn't have anything to wear, it means he doesn't have anything clean to wear. - sjbdallas, on 07/09/2009, -0/+50Step 2.5, shake it to get the wrinkles out.
- serif69, on 07/09/2009, -0/+49If you're quick enough, you can grab something from the floor, then hang it up in the bathroom while you take a shower. The steam gets the stench and some of the wrinkles out. It takes less work to hang it up than it does to smell it and shake it out.
Hooray for laziness! - pegothejerk, on 07/09/2009, -1/+30I was gonna come in here to make fun of the ladies, but then I suddenly considered how many years I must spend masturbating.
- thejackyl, on 07/09/2009, -0/+24Hey, this is important work we're doing here.
- JinxCrow, on 07/09/2009, -0/+22Yes, but most of them are naked, so they don't understand why some would take so long to choose clothing.
- FortyCaliber, on 07/09/2009, -2/+22Anyone who comments negatively on this should realize most diggers are on here more than a n a hour a DAY.
- holyskeleton, on 07/09/2009, -0/+19or in college, just leave house.
- Gee1004, on 07/09/2009, -3/+21Go naked, problem solved
- Solkre, on 07/09/2009, -3/+20And it only takes a guy a few seconds to tell them they don't have to wear anything at all.
- sjbdallas, on 07/09/2009, -2/+17Dude, I know it SEEMS like a year but i'm sure it's only like 45 minutes.
- jcrs, on 07/09/2009, -2/+17I spend a few minutes sometimes. First impressions are everything, and if you go everywhere looking like a slob or even mismatched, you may miss out on opportunities which would otherwise present themselves.
- ultrafez, on 07/09/2009, -1/+15Correction: if a man doesn't have anything to wear, he doesn't have anything to wear. At all.
- pault107, on 07/09/2009, -0/+13How have I gone this far in life without knowing this? Genius, pure genius.
- wolfing, on 07/09/2009, -0/+12only when going to a party
- mxxz, on 07/09/2009, -2/+14But how much of women's lives are wasted figuring out what to buy to wear? It's gotta be at least five times that much.
- Sogui, on 07/09/2009, -1/+13This man speaks the truth
- KyotoWolf, on 07/09/2009, -0/+9Didn't you get the memo? We called a Meeting Of Men and officially banished Guido's from the Brotherhood Of Mandom
- pcpimpster, on 07/09/2009, -2/+11Woman: "Does my butt look HUGE in this dress?"
Man: "Baby, your ass looks HUGE in any dress." - bdpf, on 07/09/2009, -1/+8Guys take longer, when the girl sends them back to wear something else!
- floridiot2, on 07/09/2009, -1/+8THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
- reuscel, on 07/09/2009, -1/+7And why do they take so long in the bathroom?
And what's the deal with airline food? - benderillo, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6oh, I know
- scooterbaga, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6Wouldn't those opportunities be presented by shallow people that judging you based on appearance?
- Majora26, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6You sir just changed my life!
- Schralpy, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6We all know.
- DirtPile, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6And apparently, neither have you.
- sjbdallas, on 07/10/2009, -0/+5What if you skip the shower and just spray some Axe on your balls?
- Kajman, on 07/09/2009, -0/+5of course she didn't get the memo, she's a girl.
- serif69, on 07/09/2009, -0/+4scooterbaga, if you're worried about damp over stench, you probably aren't taking a shower in the first place.
- JinxCrow, on 07/09/2009, -1/+5Agreed, but don't blame us blame the fashion designers who all make their lines different sizes and shapes that forces us to take the time and try everything on.
- DarkKnight5590, on 07/09/2009, -1/+5I can assure anyone that what I'm wearing today came off the floor and the pants yeah they're dirty but you're never gonna know.
- leftysrevenge, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3your mom does that for me all the time
- verynegative, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3Ha!
- mKdiR, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3the funny thing is, this is literally how I do it
- Disc2day, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4wow it only takes me 30 secs to pick boxer shorts, a shirt, and shorts to go out. unless my sister sees me as I walk out the door, and tells me to change because i look like crap!
- scooterbaga, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4But then isn't it damp?
- Schralpy, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3Man adds: "...and I like that way."
- SpinningHead, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4I no longer feel so bad about the years I may have lost to smoking.
- sexybobo, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3I hope you are joking about the yesterday CoreyHalliwell A 24 year-old male
- RobotBuddha, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3That's the biggest adjustment from living with a woman to being single. I don't know why so many girls find it incomprehensible that we'll just store clothing on the floor sometimes.
And by some, I mean every single girl I've ever been in a relationship with. - RobotBuddha, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3It sounds more like your boyfriend isn't the typical guy. No offense intended by that. I know for me at least it takes less than a minute most days. Two minutes at the absolute top if I need to smell things to discover which dirty shirt can be salvaged from the bin.
- AraleNorimaki, on 07/09/2009, -0/+2I guess you don't know everything about women yet.
- verynegative, on 07/09/2009, -0/+2Time well spent if you ask me.
- pcpimpster, on 07/10/2009, -0/+2Bad grammar leaves yourself open for an English teaching comeback.
I know, it sucks, now... will you please give a link to the fattest ass you would find attractive?
I'm curious. - Schralpy, on 07/10/2009, -0/+2A little weird but I will oblige, I could probably go a bit bigger but this is optimal.
http://imgur.com/ZXKBy.jpg - scooterbaga, on 07/09/2009, -0/+2I didn't know... :(
- diulei, on 07/09/2009, -0/+2Seriously. Shopping with women = pain. Usually goes something like this: pick up item, say its cute, try it on for 10 minutes, don't buy said item. Repeat 100 times per store.
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