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- beezneez, on 04/08/2009, -0/+86It's fun to laugh at stuff like this, but these kinds of calls should be treated the same as making a fake call to 911. For most states there is a fine, in Tennessee it can be up to $2500.
- Mummo, on 04/08/2009, -0/+67Take a guess what's going to be in your fried rice next time lady....take a guess
- Hetman, on 04/08/2009, -0/+57Are people really this retarded or is this just some big inside joke I do not know about?
- Fhwqhgads, on 04/08/2009, -0/+52***** like this should be fined for wasting 911's time.
- bbqsalad, on 04/08/2009, -0/+51the cream of sumyungai
- fergpm, on 04/08/2009, -2/+52She should be CHARGED. This is NOT a funny story. These STUPID calls have got to stop.
- mu0p, on 04/08/2009, -2/+52"Three prawns is hardly a galaxy"
- bamafun, on 04/08/2009, -0/+43I'd hate to see how this woman would handle it if she actually had a real problem
- Authustian, on 04/08/2009, -0/+35The inside joke is: Yes, people really are that retarded.
- dronkmunk, on 04/08/2009, -0/+34*crosses fingers* Please don't be a black woman, please don't be a black woman...
I am so tired of us doing ***** like this. - mywhitenoise, on 04/08/2009, -3/+25These 911 calls are getting old. I'd rather go back to the stories about people getting tazed.
- Zarokima, on 04/08/2009, -2/+23If this sounds racist, whatever, but I'm just putting it out there:
Did anyone else think "It was probably another black lady" when they read the title and "I knew it!" upon listening to that? - inactive, on 04/08/2009, -0/+18People need to be re-educated about the purpose of 911, I think. They might not be aware that it's supposed to be for emergencies only, not to complain about something to the local police.
It's another education problem to add to the list of all the other ones already existing in America. - homer4199, on 04/08/2009, -0/+18Is this the same lady that locked herself in the car?
- Googled, on 04/08/2009, -7/+24You know I hate to say this and will probably get buried down but;
Only in America. - bbqsalad, on 04/08/2009, -0/+17where's the audio?
- ygeoff419, on 04/08/2009, -0/+16I agree and there should be a stupidity fine added to that $2500.
- bobburn1, on 04/08/2009, -0/+13You can't educated "stupid." Stupid people will be stupid no matter how much education you give them. Look at people like Anne Coulter--no amount of education can cure that stupid.
- elliotys, on 04/08/2009, -2/+14Heard the actual 911 call on the Donkey Show today (local radio show) and you can't even understand the bitch. I'm usually anti police brutality, but she deserved at least a tase and maybe even a couple night stick thumps.
- paperclipsNsoup, on 04/08/2009, -0/+12http://media2.myfoxdfw.com/911/extrashrimp.wma
- BrewBeau, on 04/08/2009, -0/+11The sad thing is that they probably do realize that it's for emergencies only. What they need to learn is that just being unhappy with a purchase is not an emergency. Get over yourself, lady. You aren't important.
- bobburn1, on 04/08/2009, -0/+11sustain from? You've said plenty already. We already know you're an idiot trying to use a word you don't understand (you were looking for "refrain").
- lemur, on 04/08/2009, -1/+12Shrimp, right???
- Zomgondo, on 04/08/2009, -1/+12Sorry... she is.
- mizzrym, on 04/08/2009, -2/+12Not hurting anyone? While that dispatcher is on the phone with this retard, a person with a real emergency could be on hold (if all dispatchers are busy, which DOES happen).
- redux2redux, on 04/08/2009, -0/+10take her phone privileges away!
Sorry lady, you are too stupid to have a phone! - skellener, on 04/08/2009, -1/+11Time to start sentencing people to jail time for 911 abuse. Do that and you will have instant reduction in asinine calls. Why? People will stop doing it, or they will be in jail for a few days and will never even think about doing it again and will warn others about the consequences.
911 is for life or death emergency situations. Period.
John McCain's own brother called 911 because he was stuck in traffic. He should have done time for that. A few days at least. - scriptcoder, on 04/08/2009, -0/+9You forgot the "/s"
- oxdeltaxo, on 04/09/2009, -0/+8When a black woman really needs 911 she doesn't call, but when she feels ripped off she thinks it's a complaint line.
- paperclipsNsoup, on 04/08/2009, -0/+8Here's the audio
http://media2.myfoxdfw.com/911/extrashrimp.wma - deadasdisco, on 04/08/2009, -1/+9if it had said "scrimps" then i would have known right away.
- mikedoth, on 04/08/2009, -0/+8I think they do get fined.
- Hetman, on 04/08/2009, -2/+9What does that statment even me. 911 is for emergency only. The BBB is what you call when you have a problem with resteruants, stores, scams etc. It is very simple.
- Denster23, on 04/08/2009, -1/+8Direct audio link:
http://media2.myfoxdfw.com/911/extrashrimp.wma - aaabbbsss, on 04/08/2009, -0/+7So, post a story like this and not include a direct link to the phone call..............pathetic.
- MakinBacon, on 04/08/2009, -1/+8There was also the one who locked herself outside her car and had to call AAA because it started to rain and her window was open. She didn't want her seats to get wet.
- Duggan360, on 04/08/2009, -0/+7No....
- oilcan, on 04/08/2009, -1/+7I feel you should have capitalized GOT and STOP to fully convey proper emphasis.
- offrdbandit, on 04/08/2009, -1/+7Too bad they can't add "swift kick in the nuts" as a punishment - if only women had testicles...
- scriptcoder, on 04/08/2009, -2/+8You obviously don't realize how many people call 911 everyday. It adds a lot to the workload.
- Veni_Vidi_Vici, on 04/08/2009, -0/+6Scientists found a cure for stupidity. It was discovered over a century ago by a man named Charles Darwin. He called it "natural selection".
- agentsarahjane, on 04/08/2009, -0/+5Little brown trouts
- Khast, on 04/08/2009, -1/+6Agreed, and it shouldn't be a small fine either, and I think community service would also be appropriate.
Can we please start a fundraiser so that scientists can start to look for the cure for stupidity? - Networktwenty3, on 04/08/2009, -0/+5City Wok?
- squegie, on 04/09/2009, -0/+5I take it you haven't seen Idiocracy?
- joegibes, on 04/08/2009, -1/+6flied lice, extra extra special
- Konrad9, on 04/08/2009, -1/+6One step closer to B n' L
- inactive, on 04/08/2009, -0/+5I don't think there's a person on the face of this planet that hasn't seen Forrest Gump. There are children living in cesspools in Africa who've seen Forrest Gump.
- inactive, on 04/09/2009, -0/+5Wasn't talking about you.
- oilcan, on 04/08/2009, -1/+6i shoot women all the time.....WITH MY SPERM CANNON
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